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seanjohn
11/09/2010 11:32 PM (UTC)
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i would not do it for millon dollars
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maximus12
11/10/2010 12:56 AM (UTC)
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How is this thread still going on?
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11/10/2010 04:30 AM (UTC)
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Garlador Wrote:
Would I tap Sheeva?






Yeah, yeah I would. Twice.


Whoever did those is a god!
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11/11/2010 04:51 AM (UTC)
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I thought it was for fun. Why do people try 2 ruin the fun......yes, but only if she grows her hair longer. grin
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11/11/2010 05:59 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
I thought it was for fun. Why do people try 2 ruin the fun......yes, but only if she grows her hair longer. grin


LOL. The length of hair is the deciding factor for the four armed monstrous amazon vixen.
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11/12/2010 05:41 AM (UTC)
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jbthrash Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
I thought it was for fun. Why do people try 2 ruin the fun......yes, but only if she grows her hair longer. grin


LOL. The length of hair is the deciding factor for the four armed monstrous amazon vixen.


Hey. I'm a big fan of hair. You should see mine.
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11/12/2010 11:10 AM (UTC)
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Sorry, but I'll only dry hump my TV for Kitana
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Keith
11/13/2010 11:59 PM (UTC)
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I think if Sheeva wanted to fuck you - there's fuck all you could really do about it. If Sheeva wants sex - it's happening.
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11/14/2010 05:32 PM (UTC)
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Ewwww haha. I don't know who would want to hear that manly voice moaning or feel that scaly bumpy back.
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11/14/2010 09:54 PM (UTC)
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Keith Wrote:
I think if Sheeva wanted to fuck you - there's fuck all you could really do about it. If Sheeva wants sex - it's happening.

For those who said they'd run, she'd easily teleport stomp to your location and stop you. You're screwed, pun intended.
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iHotaru
12/31/2010 11:55 PM (UTC)
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I only want to give my secret fantasy to kitana or milenna
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01/01/2011 03:31 AM (UTC)
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GrotesquetheBeast Wrote:
I, personally, wouldn't. But I've heard some people say they totally would. Just imagine what she could do with all those arms!!

Now Mileena, on the other hand, is a different story, she's the ultimate brown bag.


They Sheeva gives the best hand jobs.

Some kind of ancient Shokan technique, or something like that.
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Shesgotclaws
02/06/2011 02:22 AM (UTC)
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You guys are so predictable.

Besides, Sheeva would probably just skin you as soon as you whipped it out for her. Human males are sooo much less impressive than Shokan boys you know.
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02/06/2011 02:50 AM (UTC)
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Human males are sooo much less impressive than Shokan boys you know.


How would you know? glasses
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02/06/2011 02:59 AM (UTC)
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NS922 Wrote:
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Human males are sooo much less impressive than Shokan boys you know.


How would you know? glasses


I'm a woman of many and varied experience, lol
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02/06/2011 05:30 AM (UTC)
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Keith Wrote:
I think if Sheeva wanted to fuck you - there's fuck all you could really do about it. If Sheeva wants sex - it's happening.


Sheeva wants snu snu! wow
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JohnBoyAdvance
02/06/2011 09:59 AM (UTC)
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
You guys are so predictable.

Besides, Sheeva would probably just skin you as soon as you whipped it out for her. Human males are sooo much less impressive than Shokan boys you know.


You say that, yet in MK Trilogy, Goro and Kintaro were twice the size of Sheeva. Proportionally speaking they would rip her in half. Kinda like the Kung Lao buzzsaw fatality.
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TheAdder
02/07/2011 10:21 PM (UTC)
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To answer the topic question. Would I have some one night stand with Sheeva assuming she both existed and were interested in a one night stand with me? No. Not my style

Would I, assuming she both existed and were interested in some sort of relationship, form said relationship which would, most likely, lead to sex? The answer to that requires more detail:

To start, she's not actually all that hideous. She's a pretty normal person with some non-normal features. Let's break this down, shall we?:

Face

Overall pretty normal. Her deviations are the red eyes (not really a problem) and the horns (barely noticeable). The hairdo too, but normal people have hair like that.

Body

Pretty normal. Her complexion is kinda spotty, but that's pretty much like freckles, just bigger (and since she, herself, could be summed up as 'just bigger'...). Nice muscle tone.

Limbs

This is where things start to get kind of weird. Four arms. Kinda odd, but no real big deal.

Extremities

Three fingers, two toes. That's kinda unsettling to me.

Overall

So, yeah, if I met Sheeva in a bar and we hit it off, it wouldn't be a really big deal. The toes and fingers are the biggest squick factor, IMO, and I could get over those pretty quickly.

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Yes, I put a disturbing amount of thought into that reply. I do it for all of my posts. You're welcome MKO.
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JohnBoyAdvance
02/08/2011 08:01 AM (UTC)
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@ TheAdder. Thats nothing, you should see my post on which MK Girl would you like as your girlfirend?

I chose Sheeva and then justified it with sexual innuendo.
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TheAdder
02/08/2011 09:42 PM (UTC)
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I read your reasonings.

I agree. Though with Li Mei you forgot to mention the fact that she's gonna be the eggsack for a whole lot of Dragon babies. So one way or another you're gonna be competing with Onaga. Either directly, in which case like fuck. Or indirectly, in which case it's unlikely that you, ya know, "measure up."
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Shesgotclaws
02/09/2011 01:16 AM (UTC)
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JohnBoyAdvance Wrote:
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
You guys are so predictable.

Besides, Sheeva would probably just skin you as soon as you whipped it out for her. Human males are sooo much less impressive than Shokan boys you know.


You say that, yet in MK Trilogy, Goro and Kintaro were twice the size of Sheeva. Proportionally speaking they would rip her in half. Kinda like the Kung Lao buzzsaw fatality.


Heh, actually made me think of my high school boyfreind....ah...youth.
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(Erik)
02/09/2011 01:59 AM (UTC)
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I always imagined that her skin would be gross and scaly and that she laid eggs. Kind of like Birdo.
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One more ounce will make me feel so great.... wait... now i cant feel my face.

02/11/2011 02:24 AM (UTC)
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who would believe me if i said that when i was young i once paused MKT halfway thru Sheeva's roundhouse animation while u can see her ass and whacked it to her?
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Shesgotclaws
02/13/2011 09:39 PM (UTC)
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Rastabortionist Wrote:
who would believe me if i said that when i was young i once paused MKT halfway thru Sheeva's roundhouse animation while u can see her ass and whacked it to her?


And men wonder why girls make fun of them and their video game crushes. Although I am tempted to make my avatar a nude pic of Sheeva to show my support for monster women everywhere. But I'd probably get banned.
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One more ounce will make me feel so great.... wait... now i cant feel my face.

02/18/2011 04:59 PM (UTC)
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Well I never did that. i was just wondering who would believe it.
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