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Mortal Kombat (2011)
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JohnBoyAdvance
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 •06/28/2011 01:38 AM (UTC) •
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Needs more Segata Sanshiro
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KingBellsprout
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 •06/28/2011 01:47 AM (UTC) •
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ThePunisher1 Wrote:
When Chuck Noris jumps into a pool he does not get wet.... no instead the pool gets Chuck Norised


When Chuck Norris hears these jokes he doesn't laugh... He cries as I do at how unfunny all of the jokes about him are.
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Sex is Evil, Evil is Sin, Sin is forgiven, so Sex is in.

I kill people for a living. Get over it.

 •06/28/2011 02:17 AM (UTC) •
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Hate to be the one to say it but I met him in Iraq 2007 the guy is kind of a whimp.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.

But with the fork lore his character would bring I'd buy him.
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NoobSaibot5
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 •06/28/2011 02:20 AM (UTC) •
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I'd find it very funny if Rain removed his mask, only to reveal himself as Chuck Norris. It would certainly explain that roundhouse kick! lol
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 •06/28/2011 02:21 AM (UTC) •
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Yeah I'm closing this
You will be sorely missed for defying me.

Chuck Norris
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