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posted07/17/2014 11:00 PM (UTC)by
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DG1OA
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Hopefully that doesn't happen, but if he did, and once again got special treatment, how do you think the fatalities and x-rays that we've seen so far would be altered when done on him? This thread is just for laughs.


I'll get the most obvious one out of the way first: No chewing gum allowed for you-know-who.

Kotal Kahn: Probably wouldn't crush Kratos' heart and drink it's blood.

D'Vorah: Kratos' skull's jaw would remain firmly shut when the flies are eating his head. Hell, D'Vorah probably wouldn't even crush his skull when it lands on the ground.

Raiden: Wouldn't be surprised if the eyes didn't pop out, and if he didn't even blow up Kratos' head.

Oh, and during intros, everyone fears and/or respects Kratos, while he belittles them. Like Kotal Kahn saying "I-I-I am the tr-true g-god of-of war!".


Remember, people, Kratos is high maintenance! The god of war's image is much more delicate than even a baby!
He's not returning, confirmed by Boon..so why talk about it?
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 •07/13/2014 02:54 PM (UTC) •
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Why would the kombatants fear or respect that big ugly bald moron.
He sucked horribly in MK9.

And he aint gonna return to spoil MK some more.
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 •07/13/2014 03:04 PM (UTC) •
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Are you people all business, or what? So what if he doesn't return? I guess I'll have to say it again: This thread's just meant for laughs. So why so serious?

As for why the other kombatants would fear that pathetic piece of shit, well, do you think Sony could even stand a lil' girl like Cassie making fun of the god of war himself? Her beating him would probably already be too much as it is.
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 •07/13/2014 03:10 PM (UTC) •
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DG1OA Wrote:
Hopefully that doesn't happen, but if he did, and once again got special treatment, how do you think the fatalities and x-rays that we've seen so far would be altered when done on him? This thread is just for laughs.


I'll get the most obvious one out of the way first: No chewing gum allowed for you-know-who.

Kotal Kahn: Probably wouldn't crush Kratos' heart and drink it's blood.

D'Vorah: Kratos' skull's jaw would remain firmly shut when the flies are eating his head. Hell, D'Vorah probably wouldn't even crush his skull when it lands on the ground.

Raiden: Wouldn't be surprised if the eyes didn't pop out, and if he didn't even blow up Kratos' head.

Oh, and during intros, everyone fears and/or respects Kratos, while he belittles them. Like Kotal Kahn saying "I-I-I am the tr-true g-god of-of war!".


Remember, people, Kratos is high maintenance! The god of war's image is much more delicate than even a baby!


You forgot the part where If Kratos does his finisher on Ferra/Torr, he gets to kill Ferra as well. & When Scorpion does his fatality, It doesn't show Kratos' heart dropping down & censors the final face cutting part.
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 •07/13/2014 03:11 PM (UTC) •
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DG1OA Wrote:
If Kratos returned


... I would shit a brick .........










...... then throw it and bust the rear window of Ed Boon's car.
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 •07/13/2014 03:13 PM (UTC) •
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If Kratos gets to be in MK he should get the same treatement as everyone else, no matter how Sony feels about it. Either that or he doesn't appear at all.

The only thing I liked from the special treatement he got in MK9 was when he taunts Ermac upon being shrinked. It was kinda funny.
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 •07/13/2014 03:17 PM (UTC) •
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@FROID
Oh yeah, this reminds me. Ferra would probably not cut Kratos in half, as Torr would rip him apart himself, instead.
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 •07/13/2014 03:27 PM (UTC) •
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Sure, honestly I'd prefer him over any other slasher movie creep.
I'm still having a hard time accepting Freddy was the most downloaded for 9. But what ya gonna do?
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 •07/13/2014 03:51 PM (UTC) •
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They actually let nrs go a lot further than most would have. Sure he didn't wince in pain or run around like an idiot when giant ermac was about to step on him, but fuck man, I barely recall kratos doing that in his own games.
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 •07/13/2014 04:31 PM (UTC) •
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If he gets into this game I am going to grab some popcorn and just enjoy the shit fit on here. Lol aaah I can still remember the Freddy Kruger reveal heheh. You guys are funny.
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 •07/13/2014 09:16 PM (UTC) •
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I'd Love for Kratos to return, but as DLC only, and no handcuffs. Kratos vs KotaL Kahn would be epic. #GodFight
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 •07/13/2014 09:55 PM (UTC) •
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Kratos is definitely out of MKX, confirmed by Boon himself. Not sure why there's a discussion about this.
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 •07/13/2014 10:06 PM (UTC) •
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Kratos was in MK9?

....exactly.
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 •07/13/2014 10:07 PM (UTC) •
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I never played as Kratos, but, only used him in the Fatality Theatre. Just didn't care for him, is all.
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 •07/13/2014 10:25 PM (UTC) •
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Besides, David Jaffe is a redneck asshole.
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •07/13/2014 10:52 PM (UTC) •
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SwingBatta Wrote:
Besides, David Jaffe is a redneck asshole.


Accurate or not...what does that have to do with the conversation? The man hasn't been associated with the franchise for a decade.
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 •07/14/2014 01:34 AM (UTC) •
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Detox Wrote:
Accurate or not...what does that have to do with the conversation? The man hasn't been associated with the franchise for a decade.


Doesn't matter. He's an asshole to me after having shot his mouth off while MK9 was in production.

http://kotaku.com/5709627/video-game-creators-invent-the-darndest-finishing-moves
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 •07/14/2014 06:59 AM (UTC) •
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SwingBatta Wrote:
Doesn't matter. He's an asshole to me after having shot his mouth off while MK9 was in production.

http://kotaku.com/5709627/video-game-creators-invent-the-darndest-finishing-moves


I smh at the comments of those who were defending Jaffe's belligerence.
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 •07/14/2014 01:05 PM (UTC) •
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I refused to play with kratos in mk9, So did he get censored treatment or something? I don't get it?
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 •07/14/2014 02:01 PM (UTC) •
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thisiscourage Wrote:
I refused to play with kratos in mk9, So did he get censored treatment or something? I don't get it?


There were odds and ends. Certain things couldn't be done to Kratos.
For example :
Mileena's Be Mine fatality. She won't chew on Kratos after the head rip.
Ermac's Pest Control. Instead of running around, he stands his ground.

I'm pretty sure there are others, just cant remember them.
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 •07/14/2014 02:09 PM (UTC) •
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unleash_your_tounge Wrote:
thisiscourage Wrote:
I refused to play with kratos in mk9, So did he get censored treatment or something? I don't get it?


There were odds and ends. Certain things couldn't be done to Kratos.
For example :
Mileena's Be Mine fatality. She won't chew on Kratos after the head rip.
Ermac's Pest Control. Instead of running around, he stands his ground.

I'm pretty sure there are others, just cant remember them.


Johnny Cage: He doesn't place the Oscar in-between Kratos' split skull.
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 •07/14/2014 02:51 PM (UTC) •
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ReptzMK Wrote:
unleash_your_tounge Wrote:
thisiscourage Wrote:
I refused to play with kratos in mk9, So did he get censored treatment or something? I don't get it?


There were odds and ends. Certain things couldn't be done to Kratos.
For example :
Mileena's Be Mine fatality. She won't chew on Kratos after the head rip.
Ermac's Pest Control. Instead of running around, he stands his ground.

I'm pretty sure there are others, just cant remember them.


Johnny Cage: He doesn't place the Oscar in-between Kratos' split skull.


Ahh i see.

Thank you my fellow Repts fans. lol
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 •07/14/2014 03:00 PM (UTC) •
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NP :) yeah everything was pretty minor imo. I actually liked Kratos, and I've never played GoW. I thought his attacks were brutal and he had some of the coolest fatalities in the game.
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 •07/14/2014 09:36 PM (UTC) •
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SwingBatta Wrote:
Detox Wrote:
Accurate or not...what does that have to do with the conversation? The man hasn't been associated with the franchise for a decade.


Doesn't matter. He's an asshole to me after having shot his mouth off while MK9 was in production.

http://kotaku.com/5709627/video-game-creators-invent-the-darndest-finishing-moves


Damn! I had never gotten to read that. Dude is a great designer, he just needs to learn when to shut the fuck up.
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