Jaded-Raven Wrote:
I had one about Reiko and Rain... what it was about is my little secret. ;3

Shinnok619 Wrote:


...oh J-R ( < mad at you face)

mkwhopper Wrote:
When I was 3-4, The Pit game over screen from MK4/MKG gave me nightmares

OrangatangKang Wrote:
Last night I had the wackiest dream in awhile.The dream isn't MK related until the end.

Okay,the dream starts with me and my brother sitting on the couch at night time watching television.We hear this uncomfortable and wretched grunt coming from upstairs.Scared shitless,we gaze at each other like what the fuck.I think it was the ''The Grudge'' when the girl was crawling down the steps like a crab.Anyways,we see this dark figure crawling exactly like the girl from ''The Grudge'' down the steps.Instead,this dark,featureless creature was flipping and flailing down the steps.Not knowing what to do or think,a FUCKING! bowling pin appears in my hand.I chuck the pin as hard as I could at the featureless beast but the pin falls short at it's feet.As the dark shadow approaches me,I force myself to wake up.This is only the beginning of the nightmare.

Now I'm awake,lying there in a cold sweat,in the same exact spot from my doomed fate with the demon.I keep myself awake for about ten minutes to keep me from plunging back into the same nightmare.Nevertheless,I fall back asleep into the same scenario but the beast is gone and now I'm alone.Before I continue my dream,my friend/drug dealer just died so that info is part of the dream.Okay,I'm in the same spot,then I get up and go outside onto my porch.I'm standing there then out of nowhere,a big Hummer/Limo/Hearse pulls up in front of my house.Without even thinking,I realize that my dead friend is in there.I don't see his body but then I am magically teleported to the funeral home with hundreds of family and friends of my deceased friend.After the mourning is over,I head outside and then my brother and I are offered a ride home from a mysterious couple inside a school bus.

My brother and I had a terrible feeling about the couple from the get go.We just felt like they were going to try and murder us.Skeptical about our fate,we decided to get off in an area with alot of witnesses.They agreed to drop us off at our new spot.As my brother and I stood up from the bus seats,the crazy hag pulls out a sub machine gun and plugs my brother full of holes.Realizing that I was pretty much fucked,I decided to take stab at survival and dove outside of the window.I crept around the side of the bus and sucker punched the crazy bitch in the face and retrieved the firearm off her.Then her husband charged me and I plugged his face with about 15 rounds but the asshole was still alive,cursing me.Then I was forced to shoot his wife in the torso about the same amount of times.They were both still alive but were not mobile at all.Realizing my brother was dead,I had no time to mourn then I headed to town.

Okay,the last part of my dream.After entering a strange looking town,I pace quickly pass civilians covered in blood.Knowing that the police are on their way,I decided to hide in a bathroom.Most of you are probably wondering ''If it was an act of self defense,then why are you hiding?''Well they probably found the bodies and think I did it on my own part without self defense.I'm hiding in a dark and dirty bathroom with my uzi in my pants.I get down on my stomache and look under the door to find the police surrounding the place with nothing but shotguns drawn.I was so scared,I thought they were gonna shoot on site the whole time.You know,shoot now and question later...well never lol.Anyway,I surrender without incident and then they throw me in a rusty prison cell.Day and night I plead with them ''No!! You've got it all wrong!!!! I'm innocent! Nevertheless,they beat me,torture me,and keep their shotguns drawn on me 24/7.I'm thinking there gonna blast me anyway anyday now.There was this one prison guard who had a look on his face like he believed me and wanted to help me but didn't really want to interfere because I guess he would be punished.One day,the guard strolls slowly down to my cell and unlocks the cell.Surprised and stunned,I slowly walk towards him in astonishment all watery eyed.He says ''Son,did you murder them poor folks?'' I barley get any words out and just get out a dry ''No''.Then he says ''Son,look me in the eyes and tell me''.I glare into his eyes,my eyes shaking side to side then again let out a whimpering ''No''.Still looking into his eyes he raises a baton in the air and attempts to strike me but just trying to make me flintch.Without even moving,I still glare into his eyes.He says,''Son,I don't believe you murdered them people for no reason,but theres nothing I can do for you''.








LOL I never even get to call a lawyer but the guards are nice enough to give some privileges.They would have me do military drills(not really a privilege lol) to stay in shape.One day,this drill sargeant comes in and notices my skills and trys to talk me into joining the marines.I think about it for a moment the I start to laugh like a maniac in his face!He then suckers me in the face the the guards throw me in solitary confinement.Rotting in the dark,smelly,and cold cell for what seemed like decades,I notice a opening under the bed.I stare into the hole then I see a woman in red.It was either Kira or Skarlett.Thinking I was hallucinating,I begin to laugh.Then the woman in red begins to smile devilishly and pulls me through the hole.She whispers in my waxy and bloody ear''You're free!''From then on all I remember was that me and the woman in red turned into hit men for to nutrelize vampires.

The last funniest thing I remember was a contract killing I was given to kill a vampire queen.I finally found her but instead of trying to rip my throat out she offered to give me blow job.That was pretty fucking hard(and my cock) to turn down.Nevertheless,my brain kicked in and I declined by cleanly tearing through her neck with a gigantic sword

I woke up feeling somewhat rejuvenated even though I didn't get the blow job.