In a completely Im sued rip of MK, what would the names be?
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In a completely Im sued rip of MK, what would the names be?
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posted05/15/2005 10:46 PM (UTC)by
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05/14/2005 12:54 AM (UTC)
For the games name, I'd opt for "Death Kombat"(tm)
As for the Kharacters, well...
KHARACTERS:
Kano[becomes]Citizen Kane-O(tm)
Sub-Zero[becomes]Kaptain Frosty(tm)
Sub-Zero[also becomes]Pub Zero(tm)
Scorpion[becomes]Skorrpionne(tm)
Sonya[becomes]Sonar(tm)
Raiden[becomes]Seargeant Discharge(tm)
Johnny Cage[becomes]Jackie Prizon(tm)
Reptile[becomes]Riptaro(tm)
Liu Kang[becomes]Anonymous Wutang Champion(tm)
...So if someone wants to get sued, create a game called "Death Kombat"(tm) and use the above Kharacter names!
...And of course Goro would become Tauro!
...And Shang Tsung would become Wang Shun!
...And then you have a pretty Brutal Lawsuit on your hands!:-
As for the Kharacters, well...
KHARACTERS:
Kano[becomes]Citizen Kane-O(tm)
Sub-Zero[becomes]Kaptain Frosty(tm)
Sub-Zero[also becomes]Pub Zero(tm)
Scorpion[becomes]Skorrpionne(tm)
Sonya[becomes]Sonar(tm)
Raiden[becomes]Seargeant Discharge(tm)
Johnny Cage[becomes]Jackie Prizon(tm)
Reptile[becomes]Riptaro(tm)
Liu Kang[becomes]Anonymous Wutang Champion(tm)
...So if someone wants to get sued, create a game called "Death Kombat"(tm) and use the above Kharacter names!
...And of course Goro would become Tauro!
...And Shang Tsung would become Wang Shun!
...And then you have a pretty Brutal Lawsuit on your hands!:-
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Yes, it is rarther dumb isn't it?
Hey, do you think you'd LITERALLY get sued for creating a game called
"Death Kombat"(tm)? ...Nah, then again maybye Ed "Death Warmed Up" Boon would come round to your house and cut off your head with a Chainsaw!!!!
Hey, do you think you'd LITERALLY get sued for creating a game called
"Death Kombat"(tm)? ...Nah, then again maybye Ed "Death Warmed Up" Boon would come round to your house and cut off your head with a Chainsaw!!!!
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Yeah, maybe someone should make an Mk rip, Where ED BOON is the End Boss!!!! ...And when you finish him, If you do a "Fatality", it says "Lawsuit Terminated!!!!"
More Alternate Mk Titles:
"Fatal Kombat"
"Ultimate Multi-Corporational Toned-Down, Monochrome Combat from Hell!!!!"-ON THE SNES!!!!
....And of course, The Ultimate Lawsuit; "The "It's not a Rip of "Mortal Kombat"" Kombat"-.......Honest It's not a Rip......
Noob Saibot becomes Dde Nhoj(Seriously, work it out!)
Smoke becomes Fret
Cyrax becomes SideRacks
Sektor becomes Unspecified Kompound Area
Sheeva becomes Kali
Kobra becomes Viper
Scorpion becomes Little Ms. Bossy Pants!!!!!!
Ermac becomes Exception6Mic
Rain becomes Piddly British Weather!!!!
Do you smell Death approaching.... It smells like The Lawyers of Edd Boon!
More Alternate Mk Titles:
"Fatal Kombat"
"Ultimate Multi-Corporational Toned-Down, Monochrome Combat from Hell!!!!"-ON THE SNES!!!!
....And of course, The Ultimate Lawsuit; "The "It's not a Rip of "Mortal Kombat"" Kombat"-.......Honest It's not a Rip......
Noob Saibot becomes Dde Nhoj(Seriously, work it out!)
Smoke becomes Fret
Cyrax becomes SideRacks
Sektor becomes Unspecified Kompound Area
Sheeva becomes Kali
Kobra becomes Viper
Scorpion becomes Little Ms. Bossy Pants!!!!!!
Ermac becomes Exception6Mic
Rain becomes Piddly British Weather!!!!
Do you smell Death approaching.... It smells like The Lawyers of Edd Boon!
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takermk Wrote:
Uh, this is kinda dumb
Uh, this is kinda dumb
its not dumb, its funny!
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What about IMMORAL KOMBAT?
2 pointless Bios for the new game:
PUB-ZERO:
This low life, gluttonous B*stard has been banned from every pub in England for his disgusting antiks.
He is world famous for inventing Flabbimus-Do:- The Art of the Lard Hitting Fist. His real name (Oslo Poultry Derbinginger) is known to few...
Since redifining bar-room brawls and beer-guzzling rekords, He has kome to the attention of the Dark Wozard, Wang Shun; who has offered Pub-Zero a place in a despicable tournament known as "Immoral Kombat".
Will it really be Zero for the pub Hero, or will He drink the Kompetition 6ix feet under the table?
"Immorality"(Death Move):
Beer Keg Blunderbus
JACKIE PRIZON:
He is the current box-office Champ and Star of such films as "Max Kalibre"
and the award-winning; "Max Kalibre 2: Whippin' out The Big Guns!"
He has recentely disapeared from the Media eye.......
The reason is because Jackie hopes to prove that He is a real Champ
by defeating Wang Shun in "Immoral Kombat"! ....of course, Jackie knows all about morals.....
"Immorality": Super "Haze"Kick
2 pointless Bios for the new game:
PUB-ZERO:
This low life, gluttonous B*stard has been banned from every pub in England for his disgusting antiks.
He is world famous for inventing Flabbimus-Do:- The Art of the Lard Hitting Fist. His real name (Oslo Poultry Derbinginger) is known to few...
Since redifining bar-room brawls and beer-guzzling rekords, He has kome to the attention of the Dark Wozard, Wang Shun; who has offered Pub-Zero a place in a despicable tournament known as "Immoral Kombat".
Will it really be Zero for the pub Hero, or will He drink the Kompetition 6ix feet under the table?
"Immorality"(Death Move):
Beer Keg Blunderbus
JACKIE PRIZON:
He is the current box-office Champ and Star of such films as "Max Kalibre"
and the award-winning; "Max Kalibre 2: Whippin' out The Big Guns!"
He has recentely disapeared from the Media eye.......
The reason is because Jackie hopes to prove that He is a real Champ
by defeating Wang Shun in "Immoral Kombat"! ....of course, Jackie knows all about morals.....
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