This is retarded.

That's not a nice thing to say. You've made my puppy sad.

See then i would need a time mahcine and well we don't have that now do we?

Dude, the SNES version is going to be so totally better than the Genesis version. The Genesis version probably won't even have blood, those hedgehog loving pansies!

I can't believe it's 1992 and I have internet! Woot!

Quirk Wrote: This is retarded.

You never heardathese topics? They started on Gamefaqs a while ago, like on the Pro Wrestling board.

*Is 1 year old*

Here's what I think of the Game Gear version that's gonna come out!

*Takes shit in diaper*

What's Mortal Kombat?

TakerMK Wrote: What's Mortal Kombat?

My friend says it's a choppy Street Fighter ripoff that has blood and a boss called Sang Tosung that can morph into other dudes too.
Some guy told me you could kill people too but whatever. What a retard, he's so full of shit.

It's so fucking stupid how they like ripoff Street Fighter's fireball moves, add ninjas and call it a good game.
It like, sooo totally copied the way Street Fighter is 2D and has projectiles and is like...2D.
Street Fighter is like way cooler.
Street Fighter has Ken in it at least. He's radical...HADOOGEM!
Muscle Combat doesn't have Ken OR Ryu in it.
It does have fireball ripoffs though.
What a fucking ripoff. I totally hate this game.

My parents have just signed a petition to have this game banned though, probably because it's like such a poor-ass retarded weak ripoff, and is like in breach of copyright law. Whatever, either way i don't care because Street Fighter is far better.

Anyway, why are we talking about that lame game?
I'm still having trouble beating Chun Li in Street Fighter, can anybody help me? Whatever, i'll just chill until i find out how to make those elephants grab her.

the Sega version will be the Bestest cuz I said so! (and because I'm a Hedgehog loving pansy)

Yeah, the Genesis version is gonna be the coolest, I can't wait it'll be so realistic.

By the way, I just picked up Terminator 2 on VHS! Man, that movie is so cool! They'll probably make another sequel like next year or something.

Holly sh@#$ I just played it in the arcade and some green guy came up and said something(sorry i cant remember his name)someone also said that a ermac fighter will be in the snes verison.I hope they make a street fighter vs MK game by 94.Has anyone heard about this thing called internet that lets u look at stuff on the computer,cause i just baught a brand new 200MHZ pc and well its so faster then my 75mhz.I am thinking about getting a cd rom to cause i hear it can hold alot of memory on there but just a rumor though.Anyone else wanting to see TMNT 3 movie,wow i cant wait for that.I played The arcade game today for the first time and wow.

I just got my new issue of EGM in the mail, and the Super NES version looked almost as good as the arcade. It had the Statue background and it looked great.

The Genesis version didn't have any backgrounds yet, but they had a character model of Scorpion, and EGM said that it appears that ''it's shaping up to be a carbon-copy of the arcade!''

I can't wait till I can play my favorite game at home on my 16-bit system! It's gonna rock my Zubaz!!


P.S. I heard a rumor the other day that MK might even come out for the Sega CD. That's cool 'cause I know cd's have the best sound.

It would RULE to see another four armed boss in the next game dudes! I soooo want a girl ninja! It would r00l!

Baywatch is on in 5 minutes get your asses to the couch.

Hey is anyone gonna watch the 3-d episode of famliy matters tonight on tgif?

Tgif is rad man.After that im going to a concert guns n roses man there great band ill bet they will always stick together and last forever.Also Alterative nation is on mtv pearl jam rules.I think im going to the mall tomorrow i only have 3 flannel shirts thats not enough.

Totally dudes! That Double Dragon movie was so awesome! I hope they do a Mortal Kombat movie one day with all the characters!

That would be killer dude!

No wonder nobody says those words anymore

TUBULAR!!!!

DO you think Ermac will be in the home versions? My friend said he will be.

BTW, does anyone know how to get the red P-switch in Super Mario World?

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: DO you think Ermac will be in the home versions? My friend said he will be.

I dont think so. But i hope he is.

Guys, this whole thread is so ridiculous. Most of us discovered MK when we were between our preteens and our mid-teens, so don't talk like it's 1992. Talk like it's 2004.

TheDogg Wrote: Guys, this whole thread is so ridiculous. Most of us discovered MK when we were between our preteens and our mid-teens, so don't talk like it's 1992. Talk like it's 2004.

Shh, you aren't born yet. You'll be born in 1996. See ya then.

Whoops, sorry.

SuperMarioBro Wrote: Shh, you aren't born yet. You'll be born in 1996. See ya then.

Stop that bullshit. Immediately.