MENTHOL Wrote: krackerjack is my new hero. Oh God that was good. Will MKD suck elephant turd? No. Elephant turd will eventually digest through your system. Elephant dick on the other hand, you gotta have longues of a dinosaur to suck that dick right off the body. Since it's not possible with the current species roaming the planet, we'd be sucking forever on that dick. MKD will suck elephant dick forever. Not just a short period of time as say a turd.

Best. Reply. Ever.

(Will MKD suck elephant turd? No. Elephant turd will eventually digest through your system)

What are you here doing dump ass.It's a forum for the fan and the one who have their opinions to tell about this games.And you the only thing you do is flame it.Dude you should get the hell out of here.

So exactly why are you here Menthol, it doesn't seem like you care much for MK. I've seen more bashing from you than anything else, so my answer to your frustration is go get laid.

ok so you dropped outta high school, and you are a janitor cleaning toilets.

You dont wanna admit it, i can tell you dropped outta high school becase you said you were in real estate, HOw the fuck are you in real estate if you do not have a high school diploma.
My family is in real estate and you NEED a high school diploma you lying sack of shit. you dont need to go to college but u need a high school diploma.

BTW
BTW, 11th grade is the second to last grade in high school, 12th grade is the last grade in high school before you are done.

I think you live in Uk or france i forgot, but i heard of your school system it doesn't have grades.

But is shows how dumb you are and i believe you are a dropout because your dumb*** self said you were a real estate person.(yet unemployed)

whAT!!!?? were you unemployed from the job because the boss said you were unemployed UNTIL you got your dilpoma yet????

LOL, you are a joke, janitor, your whole family is a janitor or umemployed.

Hell stop using the damn library computer and go buy yourself one, go back to you dumbster for a home, i can smell you from here get outta this forum and jump in a lake.

MENTHOL Wrote: krackerjack is my new hero. Oh God that was good. Will MKD suck elephant turd? No. Elephant turd will eventually digest through your system. Elephant dick on the other hand, you gotta have longues of a dinosaur to suck that dick right off the body. Since it's not possible with the current species roaming the planet, we'd be sucking forever on that dick. MKD will suck elephant dick forever. Not just a short period of time as say a turd.

that's brilliant, brings a tear 2 my eye

Why am I here? The same reason you're here. To talk about MKD!

Thank you everyone for responding to my thread. It was started as test to see who all would come here and respond. I can't read the thread topic without laughing my ass off. Last night at about 1 or 2 in the morning it was thought up by my good friend PAUL. He was beaten so bad at MKDA he said it suckes E-turd and I fell off the couch and started laughing. So I made a comment on how that would be a great thread. And just for shits and giggles we made it. I am sorry if I made anyone mad. This thread has served its purpose.

PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD I AM SORRY I STARTED IT!!!!!!!! DSB

dont close this thread, i want mr high school dropout to respond. HIs poor ass, i probably would have to wait a week since his poor ass uses the library computer cause he cant afford one.

Oh damn, i have a terd on my elbow i have to go.

BTw like your girls tounge ring.

dont close this thread, i want mr high school dropout to respond. HIs poor ass, i probably would have to wait a week since his poor ass uses the library computer cause he cant afford one.

Oh damn, i have a terd on my elbow i have to go.

BTw like your girls tounge ring.

This is getting funny.

AberzX, only reason I said you could kiss my ass if you don't agree with my opinion is because I don't care who likes it and who doesn't like it. I don't care if you believe in God or don't believe in God. It's my opinion and because it's my opinion, I don't give a rats ass who agrees with me and who doesn't.

And BTW, just because I'm a straight A student doesn't make me a goody goody. Most the people I know think geeky, goody goody kids when they think A student, but I'm far from it. I just care about my future. I can be a straight out asshole sometimes but that fact has nothing to do with my studying habits.

Arrogant ass. That was disgusting.

Iownyou Wrote: ok so you dropped outta high school, and you are a janitor cleaning toilets. You dont wanna admit it, i can tell you dropped outta high school becase you said you were in real estate, HOw the fuck are you in real estate if you do not have a high school diploma. My family is in real estate and you NEED a high school diploma you lying sack of shit. you dont need to go to college but u need a high school diploma. BTW BTW, 11th grade is the second to last grade in high school, 12th grade is the last grade in high school before you are done. I think you live in Uk or france i forgot, but i heard of your school system it doesn't have grades. But is shows how dumb you are and i believe you are a dropout because your dumb*** self said you were a real estate person.(yet unemployed) whAT!!!?? were you unemployed from the job because the boss said you were unemployed UNTIL you got your dilpoma yet???? LOL, you are a joke, janitor, your whole family is a janitor or umemployed. Hell stop using the damn library computer and go buy yourself one, go back to you dumbster for a home, i can smell you from here get outta this forum and jump in a lake.

Deas MKD suck elephant turd??? I Dont Kno... but it should!!! I sure do! Elephant turd provides minerals and fiber VITAL for a healthy body... and it also helps the complexion.. EVERYONE should suck elephant turd... it's the new Kabala

LMAO!!

I for one, think that this Mortal Kombat will be the best ever. The death traps will add a whole new level of excitement for me. The old characters revamped... I'm totally hyped about that. I can't wait to play again with my old favorites and see how good they are.

I love the new dark approach, just like Mk2. I haven't been this excited for a game since that one came out. Mortal Kombat Deception is looking really, really good to me. I love everything about it. I don't have any complaints, except that I want Sonya back, but it's not that big of deal. The fatalities are looking great, and the new voices for the characters are better than ever.

Konquest is most likely going to be really fun. This game is what Mortal Kombat should be. An all around awesome game. And although I haven't played it yet... it appears that it's going to be that way.

Bezou Wrote: Well, as I've said time and time again, we can't judge it until we play it. So, on October 4th (or possibly later if I can't stop playing ) I'll let you know.

Yes. End of thread.

-Fuj

It has been known for QUITE some time now that Menthol, FLSTYLE, Krackerjack, Colguile and a couple others are MK bashers and Virtua Fighter/Tekken fanboys. They try and tell you that you don't know what makes a good fighting game just to get under your skin. Then, they try and use this "I speak properly, dropped out of high school and now I'm the president bullshit" when if they had a fucking CLUE they would realise that when poeple talk on an internet forum they aren't trying to impress people with their grammar. These cocksuckers are, because they think they "owned" you in a conversation via text. THAT is pretty fucking mindless and sad. You deal with people like this every day on the internet, you just have to know how to handle them and their tiny brains. KenshiMaster16 and others, just enjoy MKD, don't let those faggots pollute your opinion, and think about how much fun theyre NOT gonna be having while playing completely unoriginal games like Tekken and VF. MK can't be matched in fun factor.

And AberzX, why don't you stop it with that "son" bullshit, we know you're 13 quit acting like your someone's father. You have NO right to talk to anyone that way, and neither do those other fags. How can you even DEFEND any of the above persons' listed names bullshit responses saying just because they don't agree with you means Kenshi can't defend himself. Get off their cocks.

I'll probably get skulled, and thats wonderful, but these assholes need to be put in their place, and if people want to continue this argument, I won't stop and I'm waiting right here.

DSB, you're more of a noob than the peeps who are all like "you can leave the board if you have negative comments about mk. Because various opinions are NOT welcome here! Epecially those that are constructed in hopes of making the game better." Stop trying to start shit, man. You have better things to "do." I know, I see your sig.

You're cool!

kamionero Wrote: Deas MKD suck elephant turd??? I Dont Kno... but it should!!! I sure do! Elephant turd provides minerals and fiber VITAL for a healthy body... and it also helps the complexion.. EVERYONE should suck elephant turd... it's the new Kabala

tgrant Wrote: This game doesn't suck. Right now you can only say it sucks based on what you've read. No one has played the finished version so it's unfair to say it sucks until you've at least played it. Give the game a chance!

Well then you can't say this game doesn't suck then.

And to that arrogant prick who thinks he's the shit because he gets A's, grow up dude, sure you can get all the good grades you want, but your social skills are horrible, so things wont look to good for you.

krackerjack *cough*nerd*cough* Well anyways i think Mk:D is going to be the best so stop making stupid ass threads, it doesnt matter what other ppl think only what u think. This is just another thread to flame other ppl

Oh for fucks sake. This is fuckin getting unreal. Crow's gonna see this shit and issue skulls, ass kickings, closure of this thread, etc. How many threads do we have at this moment in time that are talking about how much MKD is gonna blow? Too many.

While some of the guys (you know who you are) seem to have valid points about "their opinion" about the game that isn't out yet, those peeps are coming off sounding like cocks and need to stop. Way too much flamage being thrown around and it seems like its just to pimp up other peeps on this board.

TWISTEDSPINE!!! UR SIG IS THE BEEEST!!!
Hahahahaha I love it!!!!! I already thought he was scearry as Stryker... that pic now will give me nightmares!!! It's like the Exorcist!!!

EDIT!: can u even see the pic right above this?

dirtystankbutter Wrote: Thank you everyone for responding to my thread. It was started as test to see who all would come here and respond. I can't read the thread topic without laughing my ass off. Last night at about 1 or 2 in the morning it was thought up by my good friend PAUL. He was beaten so bad at MKDA he said it suckes E-turd and I fell off the couch and started laughing. So I made a comment on how that would be a great thread. And just for shits and giggles we made it. I am sorry if I made anyone mad. This thread has served its purpose. PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD I AM SORRY I STARTED IT!!!!!!!! DSB

People! this is a joke thread! Don't worry about it! It's just for laughs!!!! I mean.. whoever doesn't find suking elephant turd funny... ther is something WRONG w u (and I'm not being ironic!!) :)

**Reads topic**

**Watches it slowly disintegrate into a flame war**

**Makes adjustments to evolutionary scale, scrawling "MKO forum users" just under Homo Habilis**

**Walks away**

Holy mother of God man. I started a flame thread. It was made as a joke thread, nothing more than that. Just to make people go HA HA HA. It was not made for people to fight with one another. And yes I am a NOOB and proud of it. NOOB-ZILLA? where? Right here boys and girls. And thanks for the advice on life and what I should do with mine. High School, did it, collage 2 years, EMT-B and EMT-I school Done it. Wife Yep! Job oh God 2 of them. House paid for. Children not yet....SOON. Being told how to live my life by a child that more than likely lives with MOM and DAD. PRICELESS.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLOSE THIS THREAD. ELEPHANT TURD STILL SOUNDS FUNNY! DSB