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Deception Characters at the bar
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posted09/02/2004 07:17 PM (UTC)by
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Scorpionpimp
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Pimpin' has spoken, so grab a seat and listen to all the lies he tells....

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Scorpion: Hey girl, I told you I wanted hot tea! You better be lucky I got that fire breath.

Tanya: The name is Tanya but it can be freakyTanya if you let me rub on that spear.

Scorpion: Baby personally, I like the threesome but if you are not talking about nothing then I gotta go deal with Quan Chi.

Tanya: I do have a friend, her name is Jade

Scorpion: You talkin about that bitch over there with the green mask on?

Tanya: Yeah, she can fight but loves men in yellow.

Scorpion: Sounds good but tell me something, is that Raiden over there with those red eyes talking to himself?

Tanya: Yeah

Scorpion: What happen to him and why in the hell is he talking to himself

Tanya: He got messed up by the deadly alliance. He says he is talking to Liu Kang

Scorpion: That dude is dead

Subzero: Hey waiter, can I get some more ice please!

Jade: Subby, you know you don't need it

Subzero: I know, I just want to see you shake ya butt again.

Jade: Hey Bo Rai Cho, get yo' drunken ass out of here

Bo Rai Cho: I'm leaving, I'm just waiting for Shunjinko, I have to train him on how to drink a beer.

Scorpion: That's an ugly couple over there, who are they?

Tanya: That's Baraka and Mileena, they been arguing again.

Scorpion: I would hate for them to fight or bite each other.
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Nizzim
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 •09/02/2004 06:10 PM (UTC) •
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thats pretty damn stoopid yo

and i dont mean cool.

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malebolgia
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 •09/02/2004 06:15 PM (UTC) •
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Malebolgia: "Hey Nizzim, what do you think of this noobs thread?"

Nizzim: "Lame like shit M."

Malebolgia: "Right, me too. Hey mods!! Close this mutha down!!!"

Nizzim: "Good call M. Let's go read a real thread."

Have a nice day. smile
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Pimpin' has spoken, so grab a seat and listen to all the lies he tells....

 •09/02/2004 06:21 PM (UTC) •
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See, I'm not gonna trip because we all are over the computer but I guarantee if we were all in person, you guys wouldn't be saying anything! If you don't like the thread then get the hell out. You fuccing SQUARES!!!!!!
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 •09/02/2004 06:26 PM (UTC) •
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nizzim Wrote:
thats pretty damn stoopid yo

and i dont mean cool.


That was uncalled for.
Scorpionpimp Wrote:
See, I'm not gonna trip because we all are over the computer but I guarantee if we were all in person, you guys wouldn't be saying anything! If you don't like the thread then get the hell out. You fuccing SQUARES!!!!!!

That was very uncalled for. Also, we don't tolerate derogatory terms such as "Squares." Refrain from that in the future.
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kaishaku
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 •09/02/2004 06:26 PM (UTC) •
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this whole thread & its posts
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*X*BloodyEyes
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 •09/02/2004 06:27 PM (UTC) •
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Scorpionpimp Wrote:
See, I'm not gonna trip because we all are over the computer but I guarantee if we were all in person, you guys wouldn't be saying anything! If you don't like the thread then get the hell out. You fuccing SQUARES!!!!!!


lol...b afraid ppl...b very afraid... cuse ma homie da pimpin masta himself iz angry, u kno wat im sayin dontcha?

u dont wanna c scorpion da pimp angry, u biatch, he's a bad mofo, we betta get tha hell outta here cuse he's gonna pimpslap us any min now
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 •09/02/2004 06:28 PM (UTC) •
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Scorpionpimp Wrote:
See, I'm not gonna trip because we all are over the computer but I guarantee if we were all in person, you guys wouldn't be saying anything! If you don't like the thread then get the hell out. You fuccing SQUARES!!!!!!


Whatever U say Scorpionpimp. And we are not the squares......you are!!!
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SubScorpTile
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 •09/02/2004 06:29 PM (UTC) •
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TemperaryUserName Wrote:
nizzim Wrote:
thats pretty damn stoopid yo

and i dont mean cool.


That was uncalled for.
Scorpionpimp Wrote:
See, I'm not gonna trip because we all are over the computer but I guarantee if we were all in person, you guys wouldn't be saying anything! If you don't like the thread then get the hell out. You fuccing SQUARES!!!!!!
That was very uncalled for. Also, we don't tolerate derogatory terms such as "Squares." Refrain from that in the future.


stfu, Tampon = Square.....

omfg what have I done
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Brendan
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 •09/02/2004 06:29 PM (UTC) •
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Reptile takes on Scorpion and Sub-Zero in an arm wrestling contest at the same time and naturally he wins against them. Liu Kang beats the shit out of Rain for touching his woman Kitana and Goro is the bouncer. Baraka "cuts" the cards (HAHAHA) and plays poker with Moloch, Nitara, Drahmin, Kintaro and his other monstrous buddies. Bo Rai Cho is passed out in a corner and Nightwolf is smoking some of that Indian medicine with Raiden.
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AberzX
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 •09/02/2004 06:30 PM (UTC) •
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Someone close this retarded crap, please.
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Grizzle
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 •09/02/2004 06:30 PM (UTC) •
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I thought it was pretty funny when they were talking about Bo Rai Cho, "Get your drunken ass out of here!" I could picture Bo Rai Cho all messed up stumbling over himself when they say that.
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 •09/02/2004 06:32 PM (UTC) •
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Mommy im scared ScorpionPUNK iz angry. Just face man, This tread sucks. Dont get mad at us. And your lucky we are on the computer or I would.....umm....sick my chihuahua on U. Yeah, what now.
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Scorpionpimp
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Pimpin' has spoken, so grab a seat and listen to all the lies he tells....

 •09/02/2004 06:36 PM (UTC) •
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Hey TemporaryUserName, My bad...I let them get to me but it's all good. Laughing at it all now.
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queve
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 •09/02/2004 06:37 PM (UTC) •
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LOL. There were actually some funny parts:

Rayden talking "alone" when in fact is ghost liu kang.

Sub-Zero asking for ice.

It was funny. grin
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 •09/02/2004 06:38 PM (UTC) •
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queve Wrote:
LOL. There were actually some funny parts:

Rayden talking "alone" when in fact is ghost liu kang.

Sub-Zero asking for ice.

It was funny.


No Mexican.
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GlaciusXL
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 •09/02/2004 07:17 PM (UTC) •
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Did any of you click on a thread called "Deception Characters at the bar" and except something else???? wow
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