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Kid

Hey guys well gg's for most of you guys that i played last night,however not ALL.
First i want to give props to a guy named impossible asce,this guy is pretty damn good,the score was 3-2 me then it dis.GG's man shit your tough.
Then another great player Kilerape420,this guy has one of the best Ermacs,but mine prevailed in the end,his strategies are sweet.final score 8-3 me.gg's man.
Ballistic another pretty damn good player,i forgot who he used but the final score was 5-2 me then he didn't really do anything at the replay opponent screen so i ditched.
Then i fell asleep from 2-4 am,woke up turned on MK and i saw Kuntpow or KF,so i said aaaahhh why not,even though i was tired as hell,it was a mistake on my part LOL.(i'm never playing anyone here from the board when i just wake up ever again LOL)
Anyway i picked all of my secondary guys as you mentioned Pow or KF,i wanted to see how i would do without going to my top guys,i didn't do to well,you have a nice kobra( i hate that bastard LOL)a very strategic nightwolf,i would love to see you vs.Reptiles nightwolf.And i forgot who else you picked.One of my top guys is dairou as you saw,you got me once with kobra,then i got revenge with the mirror dairou match.I picked N/S,Scorpion,Sindel and Dairou twice.I'll admit you beat me 7-1 last night,no one has beaten me up that bad in quite a while man LOL.Good job,was it the fact that i just woke up??Who knows??either way you were on your game and i was not.I didn't pick Ermac because i really was't in Ermac mode LOL.When i'm in Ermac mode,i'm killer!!!!!
I'm sure you remember well KF,he he.I wanted to try all of my secondary guys for once,stupid me!!!!!Damn,i'm never pcking scorpion again,i picked him 4 times against 4 different players within this week,and all four times i lost with him,against Killer ape,Smoke LK,Ballistic,and you KF,no more scorpion for me,no more free wins for my opponent LOL.I suck with him.
Anyway good job at getting some revenge KF,the last time i played you the score was 5-2 me,now it was 7-1 you,you must have felt really fired up last night and happy too LOL.Good job,next time i have to face you with too things in mind,one to be 100% awake and two to pick my top three guys,Ermac,Dairou,and Kabal.Gg's though man,you have improved alot.
And last but not least,heres how i know i had a bad night LOL,i lost to that pansy ass Mother %$^$#$# Exile 911,yep thats right,i picked N/S(not nearly my best guy and lost with him twice against Dreddys cheating tactics,this crap head picks baraka,moves before the round like a loser and tries his dirty tricks,it worked on me twice and ONLY twice,that never happens,i had to be half asleep seriously,because every time i faced this guy in the past,i owned him!!!So then its 2-0 him,he starts mocking me by mving the cursor right and left about 30 times before going to yes,so he picks baraka again,i pick Dairou,what does he do????Can anyone guess?????????He quits of coarse.....BIG SHOCKER!!!!!!!LOL
Then i host again angry and frustrated that i just lost 9 out of ten,9 out of ten between KF and this pos.So i refused to put down the controller until i kicked the shit out of someone LOL,even though i'm a freaking zombie at this point i didn't care.So i host and guess who challenges me??Exile911 again aka DJ jerky.HIS MISTAKE HE HE HE.So i fooled the shit out of him,i go to the N/S icon and he picks Baraka again(big shock)so i immediately go to Dairou,HA HA HA,this little scrub is DEAD meat now!!!!!He purposely picked the Falling cliff stage too,gee i wonder why,must be taking lessons from Grandmaster LOL,but his little plan falied horribly for him,i didn't move before the round,even though i should have,i didn't he moves close to me,i just get distance while at the same time watch my ass of the FC's behind me,and play DarkMKF tactics H A HA this chump was dead,i won.So he's angry and pushes yes faster than shooting a load after 1 year without sex LOL.
So its round two,he picks the nexus stage(gee i wonder what he had in mind?)So i picked Ermac he he,this stupid fool had no idea waht was coming to him,so round one he moves before of coase,i don't i block his elbow knockdown then back dash and just let Ermac do the rest he he.I throw him a few times,nail him with the 45% AXE combo near the corner so that i could throw his ass for sure,i win round one.Round two he moves again of coarse and i just block back dash keep him making love to the block button,because he knows the second he lets go his ass is mine he he,so he charges me,blocks,charges me blocks,i time it right and catch him with the tele-slam in the axe stance so i uppercut his sorry ass to kingdom come.The sweet part about it is that when i was uppercuting him,slamming him,uppercut etc,i knocked his ass right out of the stage with the DT on HA HA HA HA i WIN BIATCH,thats what you get by Fucking with MKF,you get DARKMKF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then i quit on his sorry ass,AAAAHHHHHHHH REVENGE IS SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well i'm sure you learned your lesson Drunky i mean dreddy,as all do who try to cheat me!!!!!!
So reptile man your not th eonly one who had an annoying night LOL,what happened BTW,Shomeboy glitched you????he's a clean player isn't he??
KF man next time your mine HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!We will do it again it was fun!!

ive said from day one, killapc420 ermac is amazing. he never really leaves the first stance, and nails that 2-b1 so fast. his block react time is amazing.
just played impossible ace, 5-2 me .. that low shit gets old after 2 games. but deff effective.

Funny stories, MKF.
You know, I played Firefighter X too, and the first person who came to my mind was Calibur Kid. (Sorry to put you on the spot CK, but if it's not you then someone out there is too close for comfort!)
1. CK is a firefighter.
2. FFX (haha...) had a sick Hotaru, just like CK.
3. And I could swear the one time I played CK he picked Scorp and N/S also... exactly what FFX (HA! I can't get over that...) picked.
Hmm!! Ah well, no sweat. If he says it's not him, I believe it. When I first became a member here, people swore there was a 'Bach' going around who played with Dairou all the time, and I don't think I've ever picked him without it being random. Damned identity crisis!!

Yes killer ape has a sweet Ermac indeed,i can see this being as i'm a huge Ermac user myself,he loves the first stance,although when i face him,he knows he has to go to AXE occasionally he he.I use all three equally,or try to anyway,depends on the situation,sometimes i go to axe,sometimes i go to first,i use secons to fool people.But i can't give away all my secrets now,and Bach mani hear you have Burnout man,we must play with you me smokey maby anyone else here who has Burnout???
hey BACH i can entertain you LOL HA HA HA GEt DOWN NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Damn i should have used that on KF.

BNR u r a sick muthafucka! dude from all the palyers I've played online you are the best, OMFG your shijunko handed me my ass on a silver plate. Anyways, I almost got your Ermac with my Bo, we had really nice matches. And the only one I won, it was ok, i won the first round cool, but the second I won due DT. Final score: 6-1 to him. GG's overall.

impossible ace is-THE SHINNING
and calibur kid is FIREFIGHTERX, not trying to be an asshole but dont deny it i know u guys are hungry for rankskank blood, reason why i know this. Nobody plays like the shinning, and impossible ace plays exactly like the shinning, also firefighterx wow dead give away calibur kids profile says hes a flippin firefighter and plays like calibur kid need i say more, no deny it guys i know the truth im good like that. just like my t0t bullshit people could just tell it was me by the way i play.

Really thanks DD now i know now,and perhaps i'll play hide behind GT's he he

Yea MK Freak, good games man. You are not bad yourself. We had some nice matches. It seems like everytime I play someone, they say I'm the best they ever played. That shit is starting to sound good. Thanks to you and everyone else who thinks I'm the best...

legend , you are totally right. I do not cheat, use cheez or move b4 rounds start, but I know how to do it all. Reptile I guess got a lil upset bcuz after him handen me 4 ass woopins in a row I picked my ( reversed ) noob smoke, and without cheatin ( unlimiteds, throwing alot , and continuouse moves ) I flawlessed his ass twice and the next round he quite in the middle of the round. Reptile, you can flame me all you want. 4 real i dont give to fucks what you want to do . I dont care if you never want to play me again ( like I made champion tiger say bcuz i fucked his name up by takin his title). You can cry to all your MKO freinds and tell them how I made you quite buy confusin and woopin yo ass. N E Way , I dont think nothin is wrong with the way I play. reptile, champion tiger, and horrible black is the only bumbs to call me cheap. Everyone else keeps there peace with me , loves to play me , and think im one of the funnest, cooliest , and most challenging fighters out their. 2 hose that I never played b4 , I look foward to playin U. For all those I have played b4, great matches, and if you see me online holla. AND FOR THOSE THREE THAT THINK IM CHEAP, FUCK YA'LL!!!!

Bro, wtf. I said i was sorry and over reacted. All you did was catch me off guard. That was the first time i saw the glitch and thought it was Bullshit. I did not realize it was such an easily induced glitch. When i saw the shit you were doing, i thought i was playing on PS2 all over again with all those fucks that abuse GameShark online, hence forth why i quit. Even you acknowledged, i owned you 4 in a row prior (without much effort on my part i might add), and will gladly own you again. Ur "reserved" Noob Smoke is a fuckn joke. This time I'll know i cant expect a straight up fight and will deal with it accordingly. You caught me off guard once. It wont happen again.
I just dont understand how people think they are good, or out play another person when they rely soly on a glitch or cheat to win..

Uh, gg(s) B N R...
9-1 you, hey sh*t happens I guess...
And to answer the question you asked on the mic...
Yes...

Kid

Oh shit then, yea good games man. You pulled your weight no matter what the score was.
How come you never posted that you were a beast with Noob-Smoke? I like that shit. Nasty Noob-Smoke, keep that up.
Good games though, you are as good... no, better then I ever thought you were.
Do you have the best Hotaru? Or does Alexei have the best? Cause it was damn hard to get around yours, as well as Alexei's.
Nice job man.

reptile, your startin to sound like a pussy ( pussy - people that get mad and starts to bitch when they dont get their way ). I never said I was good. People say that I'm good ( and try to get me to join these clans ). Since I have some intrest in this mortal kombat game, I have no problem excepting.Then I play acouple game ( some good and some bad ) Then I have to run into a pussy like you ( pussy like you - people that bitch and make up excuses about why the lost to someone who is not as good as they are ).Man you good at the game, I know that .( hopefully me tellin you dis will make you pope your mitol pills and calm da fuck down ) I aint got time to argue with no internet freak ( bcuz you take dis shit to suriouslly )

Well thanks, as sad as it is, I personally like to play Hotaru for the most part, but I couldn't pull a win against you with my Hotaru, just ole' Noob~Smoke...
I'll have to go back to the drawing board(s), or some sh*t, cause' I'm gonna' have to get my ass off eBay now...
Hey it happens I guess...
Anyways, good games again...

Kid

yea bnr does that shit he will always make u go back to the drawing boards cause it seems what ever i try on him he always finds a way to over come it, hes to good. im gonna master some new characters and see what i can do b n r what do u think is my hardest character for u to beat?wait to be honest when i think about it last time i played u it was 3-3 then we started talking on the mic i think its really when i talk on the mic my game goes downhill, as soon as my first word comes out then i start suckin, since my mic is broken i cant talk on the mic so lets see what happenes lol.

Awesome games B N R,
14-2 (do I even need to say who won LOL).
Dude, I appreciate the ass whoopin and I hope you enjoyed those matches. You Shujinko is a fuckin' beast.
I thought FosterBrute had the best Jinko, I'm gonna have to give that to you now. Awesome games and you are fucking quick with him, unbelievable.
Nice Subzero you have there, that came out of no where as well.
I really wished you had stayed a few more matches but it's all good man. Sorry I only picked Kabal but with a player like you, I have to give you my best. I gave you my second best with Subzero and you whipped my ass so I had to go back to Kabal LOL.
I keep giving you mercy on those dayum Death Traps but I forget you have them turned off DOH! It's not like it would have made a difference anyways LOL.
GGS man, and hope to play you again.

Yea Dizzle, your game goes downhill when you talk, but see mine does not. Which is why I can stay on top of my game. But I think whether or not you talk, your Lui Kang, and Scorpion by far, are the most difficult to overcome.
Personally, unless Alexei shows up, I think your tourney is pointless... "You" already know who's gona win. Get it? "You" already know. LOL...
But yea man those two are the most difficult. Sometimes I can get the upperhand on your Lui Kang with my Noob-Smoke, and your Scorpion is the worst to beat. And sometimes I can get the upperhand on your Scopion with my Shujinko, and your Lui Kang will be the worst to beat.
You do good though. I just wish you could talk while playing, you know, be multi-tasked. Anyway, keep up the way you play with those two, and you will be harder and harder to beat. How do you do against Bobby Blaze's Scorpion?

Whoah shit. I didn't know that was you. Man no wonder you kept playing with Kabal. Damn your are nice with him, as a matter of fact, you got on my damn nerves with him. Damn I wan't aware that you were so good with him.
I did enjoy those games man, and I see why you say Sub-Zero is your second best. If I would have known that it was you, I would have played you a hell of a lot more. I'll play the people I know all day. You have improved greatly since the last time we have played. Nice man, keep those damn skills up.
Oh yea and by the way, good games man.

Dude, I apologize if I was playing cheap with him, I honestly didn't think I was for me to get on your nerves.
Let me know what I did wrong so I won't do it again.

No man, I was saying, you played so well with Kabal, that you got on my nerves.
The only way I could not get mad at a character that is getting the best out of me in a round, is if he posts, and I know him. But I didn't know your other name, which made me look like I was being beat by some scrub who doesn't even know shit about MKD.
But once I found out it was you, I was relieved. Believe me, you didn't play cheap at all.
If you can get on my nerves when we play, it means you are giving me a tougher time then I expected. Which is good, by the way. You did damn good those matches.

Cool man. I was stoked that I even got those two wins off of ya. Your Jinko is so unpredictable it's not even funny, you definitly had me on my toes.
GayFocker83 is my other GT when I'm at my GF's house. She has a mic but the ear piece is broken because of her stupid Yorkee who chews on everything. I would have said wasup and talk to you like all the other times since you're one of the coolest person to talk to and actually talks through out the match.
I know that you and Fosterbrute have fought... Who comes out on top between the Jinko matches? I've fought Fosterbrute but he only gives me 3 matches (asshole LOL) and he takes all of them but I think yours is a lot tougher.

my liu kang ashra and scorp can take down the best jinkos out there also, i would master another character along with kabal because kabal is total defensive guy with only one effect pop up in goju ryu, while liuy, ashra, and scorpion have some heave offense and intense 50/50 to keep the action going at there pace, kabal is good but there is only so much u can do to him especially against someone with a defense like bnr, against B N R i always go with high offensive people so that i can get on top and get my 50/50 going. but he still over comes and woops major ass hes just to good lol, but i would try to master some new guys with heavy offense and plenty of 50/50 mixups.

MvC Ogre 2... anyone play this cat yet? I thought he was very decent, with a wide array of characters... a prime candidate to get me back on my feet, now that I finally have internet service again. (Yes, I'm trading in my club and loincloth for a PDA and shorts...) Good Games, MvC, should you read this!

GG's dom dizzle4-1 your favor you a good player kept on confusing me first round was pretty good on my part but man did you make me pay, After the disconnected i wanted to keep having matches but i was tired sorry bout that, anyway we must have more matches it was kool i seen your lui kang and read your post about free throwing alot i am glad that wassn't the case cause you really didn't have to cause you a great player. anyway send invite and i more and likely join GG's man.
GG's 1 2 3 kid man your another good player that i was having fun wit but why you start moving before the round started sorry i just don't play against ppl that do that anyway gg's