Okay, I've dealt with it long enough...
I've been tolerating this crap up until now, because I've had my share of these people in the past. I have a strategy on GameFAQs on Dragonball Z Ultimate Battle 22 for PS1, and for some reason, each day my inbox is flooded with e-mails telling me that certain secret characters are unlocked in certain ways, that are not at all in the game (which is weird, because I thought I was the only one who bought the game...). But this is getting ridiculous, because, although I have faith there is indeed more to this game (I don't think Ed would leave us like this), everyone brings up the lamest crap and says it's true. Now, there are posts on this board that lead to actual, plausable theories on so-called "Super Unlockables", but they all sit in virtual dust as people make post after post of "0MG! i g0t jonni kage w00t!!!!shift-one". What's the most screwed up thing about this, is the people who say these things have the spelling and grammar of a two year old, like the originator of this post, who cannot even spell Kahn or Kochal's names correctly. And they use "leet", the newbie version of GIS. Do these people actually think it's fun to make shit up and have people waste their time checking to see if it's true? Do they crave attention on such a high level that they have to come to a message board and try to be "cool" to complete strangers? Listen, Mortal Kombat has a big "M for Mature" rating on the front of it. If you're not mature enough to use this board, you're not mature enough to play the game. End of story.
Now that I'm done ranting, I really would have liked to see Kahn in the game, but the odds are against it. Move along.

lol lil motherfucker has a huge imagination, he should be workin for disney.
Post pics to prove or fuck off with these bullshit lies.

Alright if we're going to complain about spelling you might want to check your "jonni kage".

Were can you find this keys at, i got so far the mystery key, the ninja star , blue and onix one, were can i get the rest like raiden staff n white lotus headband????
please help????

um, did you not get it at all?

so far still no pics guys. if i could get deception to run on my ps2 instead of getting disk read errors every time i'd try it my self and i want to just incase if he is serious (which is slim). because if he is telling the truth i will do what he said to the letter starting wit the shao kahn one and take a pic of it.
speaking of shao as an SU...what happend to that kids post (thereisnosu) where he said he got shao just like this kid is claimming because it just up and dissappeared.

i think nightbear and like 4 other noobs are all the same person on the board. i dont know if you guys notice this but nightbear will post somthing and saibot 13 will back him up and there both noobs and it also seems that thereisnosu was nightbear too and this other guy with his name begining with sct and followed by somenumbers. it makes me wonder why someone would try so hard to spread lies, rumers and bullshit. but oh well if that floats his boat then so be it am not listening to this shit he has to say. oh yeah btw look at some of his other topics on the message board and you would see what a fraud he is.

I think i should believe him, But i want at least a picture of Kahn in action before i go through all that trouble... P.S. I'm a lazy S.O.B, lol.

sibot13 Posted: 10/15/2004 01:04 PM
Good Job NightBear dont listen to all these haters. I cant wait to get the game so i can unlock these chars f**k the haters that flame people for being part of the community
There isn't even a word filter. You don't even have the game, so there is no reason for you to back him up on this.

This is really sad. I love coming to this site, but it's frustrating trying to find new things in the game, and people can't quit making up false stuff. If this thing is true, then great, but if people have tried it and say nothing happens, and you keep refusing to put up pics, then something's not right.

Listen to raptor17, dude. My "misspelling" of Johnny Cage was to emphasize my statement, just as with the using of "leet" and several exclamation points, plus the "shift-one"

Nightbear get a fucking life man. I dont know how many times you've posted random bullshit on your 10 noob account names. I mean really man are you that desperate for attention? Did your mommy and daddy not hold you enough when you were a child? Were you the kid who got beat up all the time in school and had their lunch money stolen? I mean really dude are you that straved for attention? You must sit around all day thinking of some new bullshit to try and sell. Only problem is we're not buying it. We all know you love the attention you get from posting stupid shit like this, but take it elsewhere. I mean you do have some imagination. You should work for Disney . I mean you prolly come home from a hard day in High School sit down on the computer and read how many people flamed you for posting stupid shit like this. You probably get a stiffy from it? Dont ya you sick fuck. So Mr. Joe Cool if you would stop posting stupid shit like this me and the rest of us would really appreciate it. Thanks and Have A Great Day.

I have yet to believe you can play as Johnny Cage in practice, I would like to see proof. I tried what was said before, and I never got Cage. Although the original post I read said you had to do the trick like 50 times for it to work. I am not about to do it 50 times just to see if it is true. If you all can direct me to a pic or link to check it out, then that is fine.
lemme know all...

I tried it today and i had to fight Kabal , Kira, and Kobra "to awaken Kachel" i did this and it opened up a portal to the netherrealm. Sure as hell there was a black chest sitting there waiting for me. Not actually thinking I opened the chest and got 1000 onyx coins. I actually beleive him this time.

The only thing I believe of this is the part about the Fish Selling people.. I met them in Earthrealm on the beach somewhere. An old man and woman.
I think it was Earthrealm... Only realm that has a beach on it anyway.

This kid is full of sh*t. Kochal stands for Koin Challenge. Kochal is not a secret character. So, little immature boy, can you please stop posting BULLSHIT on these forums . If you wanna post BS topics then go some where else where some actual dumbasses like you might buy what your trying to sell!
Peace Out

this forum stinks

This guy who started this thread is a fucking loser. Get a life! Me that im 14 years old don,t even come up with bullshit like this. Banned this nigga!

damn son you aint had to say nigga. can you edit your post before you offend someone other than me! it would be appreciated.

I would be careful with such terms if you do not wish to be banned yourself.
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