~Bo' Rai Cho~
Kung Lao's dead. I feel it is my responsibility for his death. I never trained him well enough. I've been drinking too much. I feel I must barf. *Pukes* That didn't feel great. Raiden's full of CRAP! He thinks I should go and seek professional help. But I don't need it! The Dragon King can kiss my big fat drunken a- *falls to the floor unconscious*

(I hope ya'll don't take that as serious. Haha.)

KenshiMaster16 Wrote: Son? Whoah.

Well think about it. Biologically, who's responsible for Ermac's creation? Shao Kahn. That basically makes Kahn his Father. I bet Kahn abused the shit out of him too lol

Would anyone be able to post some pics from the videos because I haven't seen anything yet. The pics were taken off the thread earlier today and now the videos are blank and don't play on my computer. I haven't been real lucky with this info today hopefully someone can help.

roflmao ermac mk5 lol

ErmacMK5 Wrote: DoctorDrewX Wrote: LOL yeah eveyone should know that Ermac was Kahn's creation. Son? Lol!! Well people always say that Ermac was just controlled by Kahn. I've always said though that Kahn had to create the physical form; a bunch of random souls don't just create a body at will. I have this joke about Outworld/ Edenia being one big fucked up family; ok Check this out. Kitana Relatives: Shao Kahn (adopted father who killed her real father), Sindel (undead mother who killed herself), Mileena (Clone Sister), Ermac (a-sexually produced Step-Brother), Baraka (Half demon-Brother in Law.) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

danadbab Wrote: roflmao ermac mk5 lol ErmacMK5 Wrote: DoctorDrewX Wrote: LOL yeah eveyone should know that Ermac was Kahn's creation. Son? Lol!! Well people always say that Ermac was just controlled by Kahn. I've always said though that Kahn had to create the physical form; a bunch of random souls don't just create a body at will. I have this joke about Outworld/ Edenia being one big fucked up family; ok Check this out. Kitana Relatives: Shao Kahn (adopted father who killed her real father), Sindel (undead mother who killed herself), Mileena (Clone Sister), Ermac (a-sexually produced Step-Brother), Baraka (Half demon-Brother in Law.) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

And her adopted father walks around in nothing but a pair of Underwear with a sash and wears a skull helmet...She's 10,000 years old, and still doesn't have a husband; she's killed her sister twice. Her adopted-brother has multiple personalities disorder, and talks in "We's". Ontop of that her childhood friends are a 10,000 year old walking Prince reference, and a Girl who's name doubles as both a color and a term meaning "a nasty woman."

What a bunch of fucked up people.

"Tonight on E! True Hollywood Story."

Bo' Rai Cho- "So I wanted to hit on Frost while camping with the others on the way to Shang Tsung's palace. I was horny! It was dark! I didn't mean to stumble into Jax's tent!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!! I WAS DRUNK OFF MY ASS!!!!!"

"The REAL Story Behind The Deadly Alliance. Tonight at 8 after the new hit gameshow, 'Who Will Britney Marry Next!'".

KenshiMaster16 Wrote: "Tonight on E! True Hollywood Story." Bo' Rai Cho- "So I wanted to hit on Frost while camping with the others on the way to Shang Tsung's palace. I was horny! It was dark! I didn't mean to stumble into Jax's tent!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!! I WAS DRUNK OFF MY ASS!!!!!" "The REAL Story Behind The Deadly Alliance. Tonight at 8 after the new hit gameshow, 'Who Will Britney Marry Next!'".

I bet those cold steel hands felt very uncomfortable in a loving embrace

KenshiMaster16 Wrote: "Tonight on E! True Hollywood Story." Bo' Rai Cho- "So I wanted to hit on Frost while camping with the others on the way to Shang Tsung's palace. I was horny! It was dark! I didn't mean to stumble into Jax's tent!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!! I WAS DRUNK OFF MY ASS!!!!!" "The REAL Story Behind The Deadly Alliance. Tonight at 8 after the new hit gameshow, 'Who Will Britney Marry Next!'".

Poor Jax...

speaking of jax...
http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=9787607


..villagephotos is worst.. but follow link

Yeah I saw that. It's official. I give up on trying to guess who is in this game. Someone tell me when they know for sure.

~Reiko~

**Rattle Rattle**

"Come on....Guys? This cell is cold."

**Chirping crickets**

"I haven't eaten in three days...come ooon.."

**Crickets stop**

"OK, Wait, wait...I'll tell you who I really am! Honest!"

**Silence**

"You guys?"

**Rattle rattle**

Bored? LOL

i can't see it what is it?

and how'd we end up talking about all this now?

I want movies or pics damnit

Isn't that all we're getting for now? I think it was. I don't know. Haha. I just woke up because I can't sleep. So......yeah. Haha.

HAHAHAHA I just had a funny thought. What if Kitana and Ermac were 2 of the next IGN bio's. MAN!! I'd laugh so hard.

KenshiMaster16 Wrote: "Tonight on E! True Hollywood Story." Bo' Rai Cho- "So I wanted to hit on Frost while camping with the others on the way to Shang Tsung's palace. I was horny! It was dark! I didn't mean to stumble into Jax's tent!! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!! I WAS DRUNK OFF MY ASS!!!!!" "The REAL Story Behind The Deadly Alliance. Tonight at 8 after the new hit gameshow, 'Who Will Britney Marry Next!'".

And later tonight at ten o'clock the rumors of batman and robin's gay marriage is revealed in our new special "Holy Matrimony Batman!"

LMAO!!

For those who have had difficulty making out Kitana's Bio, here it is:-


'Princess Kitana, sucessfully freed her realm of Edina from the Emperor, Shao Kahn, only to be threatened by his subordinates, Shang Tsung and Quan Chi.

She fell in battle against their Deadly Alliance, only to be resurrected by the Dragon King. Kitana now serves as one of his personal guards.'

Again Omega, much respect for putting yourself out there and doing this.
You certainly are a modern day hero (which to some extent is a little sad, gone are the days of swords and superpowers, heh).
I'd really like to know your new username when you create one, just so i know who did this all this for us.
Cheers mate.

Hey Drunken Boxer nice eyes...u wanna see if u can unsolve Ermac's?

You will be in our hearts for a long time.

world record: 10 vids

will someone take the challenge? now or mk7? how long will he keep his title? who knows.

next time on : It takes nuts.

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and a special thank to Syclone for his hard work for protecting our hero.

Blackcyborg Wrote: Hey Drunken Boxer nice eyes...u wanna see if u can unsolve Ermac's?

Lo mate!

I think Konqrr has posted them up somewhere. I'll have to go back over the movie

Somehow u solved that Kitana one....

Blackcyborg Wrote: Somehow u solved that Kitana one....

yeah he isnt drunken at all

as for ermacs i dont have my glasses