

"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"
Vote: Goro

This is the most lopsided freakin vote ive seen so far.


Really puts things into perspective, when a teenager pop singer turns out to be the re-incarnation of a german warlord.


"Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes." -Walt Whitman
sorry if i offended you but i need to make sure a few things are understood. first of all you probably could kick my ass in mortal kombat because i am a passive fan. second i could probably kick your ass in real life because i am very big and good at fighting. lastly i understand that the china thing might make you mad, but i have been to china, i have seen them eat almost everything, and if they had the chance, for example the awsome fighting power of the chineese Hsu Hao, they would kill stupid Goro and eat him.
thank you
ps.
if anybody could teach me how to do the quote thing better please tell me, i am new to this. and i would like to but a banner in my sig, if sombody could help me on tthat i would be happy.



Not even Death can take me down...
Goro held Hsu Hao up into the air, as Hsu Hao struggled to get loose. Goro arms squashed Hsu Hao, as his eyes glew with fury. Hsu Hao closed his eyes, ready to assume a worster fate than death...Until he was let done. Opening his eyes, Hsu Hao questioned why Goro didn't assume a hell fate on him.
"I've done my evils, and it is time to do my good." Goro simply replied, as Raiden nodded with respect.
"Lets go Shokan." stated Raiden.
Raiden put his arm on Goro's shoulder, as both dissapeared in a thunderbolt. Hsu Hao stayed there confused deep in thought. He had lost his chance at Mortality, but if he ever got another one he knew he would try to do the same thing Goro did.
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Battle #10 - Out of Order
A man folded his arms in the rain, as a bridge shook uncertainly. He wore green pants, and no shirt, as a green headband dangled. Hotaru saw from a distance, thinking it was the Zombie body of Liu Kang that he, as part of the Seidan Guard, was supposed to kill. It turned out it was much worst however, as Hotaru approached. "You look like Liu Kang...but you aren't Liu Kang."
"You look like Liu Kang, but you aren't Liu Kang. " imitated the figure. "I am Liu Kang's double, created by the Sorcerer Shang Tsung. He gave me the code name of Hornbuckle, but now I am forgotten and useless."
Hornbuckle started to move away towards the other side of the bridge. Hotaru pulled out his Natinada Staff Blade, and rushed towards Hornbuckle, ready to put this unsucessful experiment out of his misery. Suddenly, Hornbuckle turned around and shot green fireballs that melted the Blade Staff.
Hornbuckle got into a fighting stance, as Hotaru did the same thing.
"You are out of order, you should not be in existance..." clarified Hotaru.
"Well too bad, I am!" yelled Hornbuckle, as he jumped up into the air, ready for a Flying Bicycle Kick.
A clone of the former Champion of Mortal Kombat would battle a warrior from the Seiden Guard. However, one would survive, and the other would not.
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For Hornbuckle, he has all of Liu Kang's move from Mortal Kombat - Mortal Kombat 2.





Really puts things into perspective, when a teenager pop singer turns out to be the re-incarnation of a german warlord.



"Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes." -Walt Whitman
Hornbuckle was in the backround, very small. I love how nub-sai gave the poor guy a chance. ALL WE ARE SAAAAYYIIIIIIIING IS GIVE HORNBUCKLE A CHANCE I vote HB.
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Not even Death can take me down...
Hotaru gripped Hornbuckle's neck, lifting him into the air. Laughter emited from Hotaru's mouth, as he stated "I thought a copy of Liu Kang would be stronger than this..."
With a squeeze, Hornbuckle's head flew off his shoulders, as a foot lifted above it. Hotaru pressed his foot onto the copied head, as bits of flesh and brains flew in all directions. Hotaru bent down, and picked up the green headband that Hotaru wore, bloodsoaked. A grin appeared on Hotaru's face. "I can bring this back to Higher Authority...if I show them this White Lotus Headband they'll think for sure that I killed Liu Kang, and propose me the new Champion of Mortal Kombat!"
It was obvious now, that Order had turned into Chaos for Hotaru, and all he wanted was power to reign...
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Battle Eleven - Power of Chaos
Havik stood in the Living Forest, as low girls were heard from the trees. It was said the trees contained trapped living souls, who would be tortured for eternity in a suffocontional space. Havik looked down at Onaga's Heart which he held. He now had a new general, the terroist Darrius. That wasn't enough for him however, he needed more. He needed the one found here. He needed Jade.
"You have two choices." yelled a feminine voice. "You may leave here and live, or die and rot in hell."
"The second one might actually be enjoyable." replied Havik with a grin.
With a emerald flash, a green clothed ebony woman stood infront of Havik, with her Bojutsu. She twirled it between her fingertips, before placing it near Havik's neck. "I said leave here!"
"Jade, Jade, Jade, you're just like everyone else." commented Havik. "They seem to like to put things up to my neck."
Jade took her Bojutsu, and slapped Havik in the face. Havik's head turned sideways, as blood trickled from the side of his mouth. He grinned, and turned towards Jade. "Hmmm, I could just take your soul, and make you work for me using my army...or I could fight you. If you win, you may do whatever you please, if I win however...than you must agree to be my Queen and reign along side me."
Jade raised a brow for a moment. Oh well, she'd send another away from Edenia, and at the same time, giving more proof that she was now purely good. "Fine, lets do it than."
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"
Vote: Havik








