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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

 •06/30/2006 06:09 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, but........um.....you die.

I wish G-Ninja would stop making lame jokes about Mokap.

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 •06/30/2006 07:01 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. He starts making lame jokes about the spelling of Sheeva.

I wish the Jerry Springer set was an unlockable joke arena.
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 •06/30/2006 07:03 PM (UTC) •
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Granted he makes lame jokes about stryker

I wish blaze would be playable with the best moves ever!
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/30/2006 07:08 PM (UTC) •
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granted he can be easily beaten by Mokap.

I wish Motaro had a classical fatality of his own.
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 •06/30/2006 08:31 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, but it is a 50 button combonation that is nearly impossible to pull off

I wish I could play as a character no one else could

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Why don't you have a seat?

 •06/30/2006 08:39 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, it is Mokap.

I wish Motaro was playable from the start.
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 •06/30/2006 09:16 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. He really sucks.

I wish there would be an easier way to unlock characters than conquest.
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 •06/30/2006 09:31 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. But Sheeva will now be spelled Shyeefa.


I wish Kintaro kills Goro.
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 •06/30/2006 10:44 PM (UTC) •
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Granted.......but Kintaro kills himself out of guilt afterword


i wish mileena and baraka make out in the game
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•07/01/2006 12:54 AM (UTC) •
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Granted. It progresses to sex. Which is presented in excruciated detail. And you have to watch it.

I wish Scorpion, Nitara, and Onaga got stuck in NYC with nothing but a lot of credit cards.
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 •07/01/2006 01:08 AM (UTC) •
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granted.....but they join the Yankeesfurious


i wish reptile still looked like a ninja
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•07/01/2006 01:13 AM (UTC) •
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Not granted.

I wish Reptile looked like a reptile.
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 •07/01/2006 01:17 AM (UTC) •
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granted, but he dies in a car crash and isnt in MK:A

i wish Scorpion starred on the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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 •07/01/2006 02:18 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, he kills all the gay guys with his spear attack, then stars on jerry springer and kills him too!

I wish Baraka died on his knees at the hands of Mokap, lolglasses
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 •07/01/2006 02:22 AM (UTC) •
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granted.....but Mokap is such a fag so it doesnt matter


i wish smoke came to my house for Thanksgiving
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 •07/01/2006 03:06 AM (UTC) •
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Granted but he eats all the Turkey, and kills you, your family and...Mokap...glasses I wish Noob Saibot would just admit he is actually the creator of MKs relative spelled backwards...(Tobias Boon for you NOT smart people)
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 •07/01/2006 04:35 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but no one would care...

I wish people would not tease Mokap as musch and would stop teasing Sheeva all together.
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 •07/01/2006 05:00 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but then they become the least popular MK characters and die at the hands of...ummm... each other, lol

I wish Mokap was the final boss in MK:8, lolwow
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 •07/01/2006 05:05 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, his story comprises of him killing Noob Saibot. Then, Sheeva kills him and becomes the boss of MK 9.

I wish that Ashrah's MKD alt is her MKA primary.
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 •07/01/2006 05:39 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but...YOU can't play her because you go broke and can,t buy the game, lol


I wish "The PBJ Banana" was the next new MK character
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 •07/01/2006 07:02 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but I rob you of your MKA game because I am so poor and you can't use him.

I wish that Mavado has some half decent special moves in MKA
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 •07/01/2006 11:57 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but his combos will not be decent.

I wish that Onaga and Shao Kahn would fight in a duel.
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 •07/01/2006 01:06 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. It's on Jerry Springer.

I wish the NPCs in Konquest mode were unlockable as fighters.
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 •07/01/2006 02:36 PM (UTC) •
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granted but all the NPCs are Mokapsmile

I wish raiden would be the boss
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This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
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 •07/01/2006 03:39 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, but he just electro-fries you every time.

I wish they'd give names to the gods of Water, Fire and Earth since they already gave Fujin a name.
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