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E_D_D_01
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 •06/25/2006 06:11 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. You will lose your wallet tomorrow, and someone will steal your identity.

I wish Jax stopped being all 'Gangsta'
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 •06/25/2006 08:18 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, but he's white and a wigger.

I wish Stryker had more than his "riot gear" outfits.
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Why don't you have a seat?

 •06/25/2006 08:27 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, he wears a clown suit also.

I wish that Shinook got his impersonations back, with no loading times, and they last the whole fight!
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/25/2006 09:37 PM (UTC) •
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Granted he only impersonates the enemy he is fighting.

I wish Scorpion dies in MKA.
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 •06/25/2006 11:07 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, but he comes back. Hell-spawned spectres...

I wish Noob and Scorpion settle their differences on Jerry Springer.
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 •06/26/2006 12:02 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, they decide to become best friends and frolic gayly through the flowers!

I wish they made MKA:MKO Edition, where all members of MKO were playable.
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 •06/26/2006 12:08 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but you cannot play as the mods.tongue

I wish that Fujin will be earthrealm's protector in MK8.
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BlademasterJT
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 •06/26/2006 12:16 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but Rayden periodically kicks his ass when a Republican president is elected.

I wish there was a training mode with a dummy that looks like George W. Bush in MKA.
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 •06/26/2006 12:36 AM (UTC) •
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DENIED!!! I'm a right-wing freak, so I can't let that happen!

I wish that Onaga was playable from the start.
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 •06/26/2006 12:39 AM (UTC) •
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DENIED!!! So says the left-wing guy!

I wish Reptile's costumes were his reptilian face and his MK: Shaolin Monks appearance.
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 •06/26/2006 02:18 AM (UTC) •
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granted, but jon kerry and george bush are dummies to beat up (im a republican, but i hate bush. if i'm smarter than my president, then there's a problem.)


i wish that ex-presidents could take a swing at bush, fataity style


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 •06/26/2006 07:04 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but they all die!!!






I wish the Beastie Boys are in MK8, and they can't die and they'll be unlockable from the start.
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 •06/26/2006 07:07 AM (UTC) •
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uh.....granted but then in a strange turn of events i become president of the United States and i make you all my slaves, Mwahahahahah!!!!!..... um... yeah...

i wish that Raiden would clean his underwear once in a while..........wowglasses
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 •06/26/2006 07:54 AM (UTC) •
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I can't grant that. He does't wear underwear.





I wish more people would join BlademasterJT's forum.
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E_D_D_01
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 •06/26/2006 05:23 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. They are all trolls

I wish we could screw up the topic some more
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 •06/27/2006 12:28 AM (UTC) •
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E_D_D_01 Wrote:
Granted. They are all trolls

I wish we could screw up the topic some more


Granted but instead of a corruption I'll put an additional benefit to that wish, all female MK kharacters are the guy's sex slaves and all the male MK kharacters are the ladies sex slaves. I told you there was a benefit to that wish :P


The wish I wanted to make was already taken (screwing up this thread some more lol) and now I just granted it wow
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 •06/27/2006 12:44 AM (UTC) •
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I wish that Meat-Blaze was in MKA.
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 •06/27/2006 01:10 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but you won't be able to play him, only I will be able to, and he shall own J00 all!!!grin I wish I would be an MK character, and be the main bosswink
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Pinemartin
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 •06/27/2006 05:11 AM (UTC) •
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granted but you are the easiest boss ever in the history of MK and i make myself in KAK and kill you by poking you in the eye!!!...

i wish that N00bsaibot was the main boss of MKA so that i could make myself in KAK and poke him in the eye!!!...glasses
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G-Ninja
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 •06/27/2006 05:16 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, but SickFreak Posted The 666th Post!!!




I wish Baraka was MK8's boss.
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 •06/27/2006 09:36 AM (UTC) •
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Granted... Blaze changes his name to Baraka in honour of the real Baraka who dies in MKA

I wish that Jade will bring me some nice, non-poison chocolates. Also, me and everyone that I know can not be injured, hurt or killed.
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98% of the Internet population has a MySpace.
This planet is my space. I'm just letting you exist here.
If you debate that, take it up with my friend, Mr. Chuck Norris.
MK FORUMS: JOIN NOW, MORTALS!
One final note: I HATE THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE!
 •06/27/2006 01:02 PM (UTC) •
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G-Ninja Wrote:
I wish more people would join BlademasterJT's forum.

E_D_D_01 Wrote:
Granted. They are all trolls

I'll take trolls.

Anyway...First part, granted, they're laced with the plauge, though. Second part, denied, because then you'll enslave the world.

I wish they have a loading screen or picture of Goro giving Johnny Cage a wedgie, shouting "REVENGE!".
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 •06/27/2006 06:47 PM (UTC) •
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Granted. This is a super unlockable that requires 17 hours of straight playing to unlock, and t only shows for half a nanosecond.

I wish meat and noob saibot would be one and the same.
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 •06/27/2006 09:53 PM (UTC) •
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Granted, but then the world explodes.

I wish Mokap lost his white balls.
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matthewhaddad
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 •06/28/2006 01:53 AM (UTC) •
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Granted, they become yellow

I wish that Hsu Hao and Mavado will die in MKA.
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