84 bottles of beer on the wall 84 bottles of beer take uuuuggghhhh!!!
Scorpion: Shut up!!! GET OVER HERE!!!
Dark MK: Oh god help me!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Scorpion:WHAM WHAM SMACK BAM BAM BAM BOOM WHAM!!!
Dark MK: ugh ugh aaaaaaahh oh oh ugh ugh ugh oooooowww Oh God make it stop!!!
FINISH HIM!!!
din dun dun
Scorpion:CRACK CRACK SNAP SNAP WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM CRACK CRACK CRACK BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BOOM SPLOSH PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP......SSHHCRACKKK
Dark MK:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgggghhhh!!!
SCORPION WINS!!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!
BRUTALITIE!!!
Scorpion: hmmm 84 bottles beer on wall 84 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 84 bottles beer on the wall he he
84 Days till MKD!!!

84 more days Dmitch also made me a sig whome wonder if I have that sig if my names on there lol Dmitch will tell u lol. Yah I no fucking cable company but maybe its only delayed until september or november. Never no if not hopefully Spring lol I'll have practicing time to take on DSB lol

hey dark....YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!
*sucks dark mk's soul out of his shattered bones*
muhahahahahaha
*joins Master Scorpion in singing 84 bottles of beer on the wall*
84 days left

LOL you forgot to post theres 84 days left.
edit: sorry my bad

no i didnt just look up fool
how can u reply, ur a bunch of crushed souless bones.....
(84 days left)

damn still going huh? Why hasn't this been stickied damn i mean its a countdown i would have stickied it a long time ago. And good to hear 84 days sounds good. And yes im Wrdlfe21

Stickie is no fun... It's nice to see it up top when somebody actually writes something...

WRDLFE21 Wrote: damn still going huh? Why hasn't this been stickied damn i mean its a countdown i would have stickied it a long time ago. And good to hear 84 days sounds good. And yes im Wrdlfe21

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beeer, take one down pass it around...

83 days damn we are close to the 70's now. Holy shit it is all starting to sink in now. We are so close the excitment is starting to set in. This saturday we will be breaking into the 70's and soon after the 60's. Damn less than three months away. we have been counting down a long time. And it is good to see some older people coming back to post on this thread. 11 weeks and a few days thats not to long of a wait. I am sure I won't be saying that on OCT 1st. Here is something that will make us all happy. Only 11 more tuesdays and we will have the game. Wise good to see your back. I hate it when you go away. Look forward to everyones posts. Remember we need to post twice as much to make up for MK247. See ya all later. DSB

83 and I am the last one to hit this thread in like 12 hours. Come on people we need to keep this count down flowing or MK247 will steal my soul. My sunburn is worse ohh the pain. I feel like scorpion took off his mask and burnt me up. Well you sure can tell that the game is coming out soon because of the flood of useless threads that are pooring in. All the I think this and this is the, and where is. Every time a new update hits this site everyone and there brother floods this site with a bunch of new crappy threads. Oh well backto the count down. Laters DSB

(*knock *knock..sticks head in the door to look around..) hey! you guys home?...DSB?...ICE?.. MITCH? (*steps in and starts to go up front and see's that everone is quietly gathered in a circle around DMITCH as he is explaining to everyone on what his sig's mean:...."and also r-i-g stand's for"...after several minutes pass,and once DMITCH is done,the whole room claps and cheers in approval..) yeah !,good going D! you sure got some talent there,I'm sure that association of yours would make a fine foundation to a clan once your online....(*starts to take a step foward)..EEEEEEEEK!!! ..OH MY GOSH!!! what in the heck is this?!...bones ,someones insides,blood and guts all here in a pile!!! whos done this!...who?!..DARK MK?!!...who in the heck is-grrr...wait! wait a minute,*sigh* DSB did say that as we got closer to D-DAY that we would be getting more of the old visitors back ,so I guess I shouldnt be surprized at this..(*goes and sticks his head out the front window)...CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9!!! ....now, where is he?(*everyone points at the bones..)..OH MY GOSH!(*puts his hand to his mouth as he almost throws up..) HE HAD IT DONE TO HIMSELF?!...this is Insane...*sigh* oh well...(*squats down at the mess..holds up a bone) hey DARK MK I know your in there somewhere,...the next time you wanna allow your self to be brutalitied in this way,try to be a little bit cleaner about it huh? (*flips bone back in the pile,and starts to walk out of the room while looking back down at the mess..he quivers a bit)..ewww!...(*as hes walking he hears the sound of someone yelling about a soul and turns to see DARK MK soul being swallowed up,out of the pile of bones...)..HEY!! HOLD ON!!,WHAT IN THE HECK ,AND WHO ARE YOU!!(*after someone prevents him from interfering..)...oooooooh...I see,this is the one that DARK MK had to do it in the first place huh?...way to finish it SCORP!,I was wondering why the singing stopped..lol,(*as he walks along he finds a chair to fall in to and ..kicks feet up,and starts to doze off..)Zzzzz..huh?...yeah ! good point there DMITCH!,I was kinda liking the sticky Idea I over heard, untill you spoke up,you know as a matter of fact..(*rubs chin very slowly while looking up as hes think about the plausability of what hes about to say..) WE DONT NEED NO DANG STICKY!!!...(*jumps to his feet)..WLDlFE21 brings up a good point!,(*stops himself and realizes he hasnt ever even seen WLDLFE21 before..)by the way who is this?..DSB?... this a oldie? ...anyway(*goes back into speach mode) but...if the mods can not see that this is a topic deserving of the honor being stuck!....literaly!...well then I say ..FORGET 'EM!! WE'LL BE OUR OWN STICKY!...(*punches his fist in his hand)..ARE YOU WITH ME!!!(*UH OH!..he starting to get that glazed looked in his eyes again,pumping his fist and looking around at everyone like hes running for president, sounding like a politicain..everyone in the room sees it ,and growns to them selfs...DSB sinks low in his chair :aww man..he we go again,hes gonna preach..)WE ARE THE ONES THAT WILL KEEP THIS TOPIC AT THE TOP!!...WE ARE THE ONES THAT HAVE KEPT THIS TOPIC FROM EVEN SNIFING PAGE 2 OF THIS FORUM...WE ARE THE ONES THAT WILL....AGAIN,KEEP THIS TOPIC AT THE TOP!!...(*looks up at the ceiling,and pumps his fist..)MODS HEAR US!!...WE DONT CARE IF YOU DONT WANNA STICK US!!! ...FOR WE ARE THE STICKYS THAT WILL KEEP THIS TOPIC, THAT IS SO WELL DESERVING OF BEING STUCK TO THE TOP!!! AND ITS NO SKIN OFF OUR CHEST IF YOU HAVE DECIEDED TO FORSAKE US .....WE'LL DO IT OUR SELFS!!!!! AND IF YA THINK JUST BECAUSE MK247 IS NOT HERE THAT WE CANT GET IT DONE!?....WELL THAT WHERE YA WRONG!!,CAUSE UNTIL OCT.4 GETS HERE...(*stops to look at everyone in the room,and ask....)WHAT WILL WE BE?!!...(*whole room yells in unision..) STICKY!!...WHAT WILL WE BE?!!...STICKY!!...WHAT WILL WE BE?!!...STICKY!! (*wise goes over and starts to pound on the wall)...STICKY!..STICKY!..STICKY!...STICKY!....(*wise stops to look into the camera while everyones is still caught up in a feverish chant..and whispers..)..psst!..83 days folks...STICKY!...STICKY! (*fade to black)
Wise~

LOL I'm a pile of bones and scorpion suc my soul??
I'll I wanted to do was play MKD sniff sniff

LOL wise has got a way with words. Wise is the coolest in my book of MK. Good to have you back Darkmk. Hope you stay till the end. I am having a hard time waitind si I decided to intertain myself. I wrote down all the characters there have ever been in the MK world. I started writing down five moves that I think each character will have,next the throws,then I made up super moves, I know that they don't have supers but I thought that it was the one thing MK was missing. Anyways I wrote out supers. And then block breakers, also fatalities and hari karis. Team fatalities and mini games. Power ups and impale moves are next on my list. Why do I do this you all ask? Well when the game comes out I can compare my moves and fatalities with theres. I can see how close I was. Fun for me and something to do. Oh 83 I forgot to count down soon it will be 82 see ya then DSB

82 days left... DSB if you need to know all the characters in all the MK games, except MKM and MKSF, so here it is. The white ninja is a version I found of Chemeleon and gray female ninja is Khameleon. There 55 on this select screen I made, ignore Hotaru and Ashrah. 53 thus far not including new MKD characters.

Ok, so the game is koming somewhere october 4, we don't need to start counting days hours minutes and seconds like maniacs. We've got other and better things to do, don't we?? We have jobs to perform in, don't we?? There's cute little ladies on the streets to invite to theaters. We don't have to stop livin' cuz' MKD is a couple months away. well, unless you're a fat bastard in your parents' basement eating chocolate and drinkin' cola all day.

Ok, so the game is koming somewhere october 4, we don't need to start counting days hours minutes and seconds like maniacs. We've got other and better things to do, don't we?? We have jobs to perform in, don't we?? There's cute little ladies on the streets to invite to theaters. We don't have to stop livin' cuz' MKD is a couple months away. well, unless you're a fat bastard in your parents' basement eating chocolate and drinkin' cola all day.

82 yes another day down and more to come. And yes it is fun to count down the days mins secs. And no I don't live in my parents house. I own my own house. Yes I have a job, a great one that I LOVE to go to. I work for the BLUE MAN GROUP. And no I don't need to invite ladies off the street to go to movies. I am married and have been for almost 11 years. Happy yes very my wife is my best friend and we have a house full of babies and I am still looking forward to the release of MKD. Hobbies don't get me started gaming, motorcycles,paintball, running lifting, I live a full life and am proud to be a gamer excited about games to come. Fat bastard OHH yes and loving every bit of it. I can play and love and eat and don't have to worry about anything but what I am doing at the moment. If you don't like this thread then don't post. Or double post. There are plenty of threads that are just begging for your bashing this thread is not one of them. See all you guys later. 82 82 82. DSB

dirtystankbutter Wrote: 82 yes another day down and more to come. And yes it is fun to count down the days mins secs. And no I don't live in my parents house. I own my own house. Yes I have a job, a great one that I LOVE to go to. I work for the BLUE MAN GROUP. And no I don't need to invite ladies off the street to go to movies. I am married and have been for almost 11 years. Happy yes very my wife is my best friend and we have a house full of babies and I am still looking forward to the release of MKD. Hobbies don't get me started gaming, motorcycles,paintball, running lifting, I live a full life and am proud to be a gamer excited about games to come. Fat bastard OHH yes and loving every bit of it. I can play and love and eat and don't have to worry about anything but what I am doing at the moment. If you don't like this thread then don't post. Or double post. There are plenty of threads that are just begging for your bashing this thread is not one of them. See all you guys later. 82 82 82. DSB

Nice Reply DSB.

82 late at night and ready to hit the hay just thought I would swing on by and say goodnight to all the MK fans. I will post again in like 12 hours I wonder if anyone else will post before then? 75 days till single digets. DSB

Dont worry Dirty i'm not going anywhere, nice to know some people remember me. I'm touched sniff sniff.
Oh and 82 days left he he

82 82 82 82 Yah I love the number 82 lol 82 more days to Deception. lol Nice to see wise post even though im everyone he only adds me in when I say something like MKD might not be in stores until OCT 5. OH EVERYONE good News especially for DSB they started working on the new cable line last night i should have it by august or fall lol YAH!!!

82 days left...let's see...I have TWO jobs making money to get my own place (so I still live with my parents at age 19, is that a problem? And no I don't live in a basement. hell, I don't even have a basement), I'll be going back to school in September, and even after all that, I still make the time to hang out with my friends and peform my hobbies which includes writing, drawing, playing video games, etc. There's nothing wrong with being excited about the release of MKD, I have been looking forward to this since I played MKDA and this countdown has been a great place to go to for the excitement and not even a little criticism is gonna stop me from taking a few minutes to read everyone's posts here and then post my beer song post. Anyways, 82 days left!

82 and poo on you. It's like a pound of gravey all over some taters. MUUUUhhhh musterd and biskets. I can 't wait for a new update. I am thinking next week they will show us a drawing of scorpion or something. Then the week after that more drawings of sub-zero. The next update will be about MK on the cells and how sweet it is going to be. Later like a month or so there will be another update on MK and MK2. Also some pictures of night wolf and scorpion will come out. Then the process will repeat 11 more times. Giving us nothing new and still in the dark. Yeaaahhhhh It must be real hard to come up with crap to keep us excitied about a game thats never coming out. It will but it just seems so far away and there is still no big updates. Last big update was E3 and as far as we know all that was shown will change. Waaaaaa cry me a river. This will be the sweetest MK ever I hope they keep the secrets going till the end. DSB

I no where are the damn updates A$$ holes lol j/k lol. I just found out that It wasn't the cable company it was the electric so idk about highspeed internt now. But its wierd my cables ll fuzzy lol.

(*as the faithfull hardcore MK'ers continue to prepare for D-DAY(deception day)by constantly sharping thier skills by playing MKDA up front, in the "OFFICAIL COUNTDOWN POST " dinning/fatality room,they notice a rope has dropped from the top roof and is hanging in front of the window,everyone eyes cut's from the T.V screen to the front window...).. Raiden:ummmm, guys you think maybe this is a terrorist attack? or somthing?....DMITCH: maybe it's the cops or somthing about to bust us..lol(*just then D remembers the small stash of marijuana he has in his coat pocket..)..OH MY GOSH!!..SOMEBODY FIND MY COAT QUICK!...QUICK!..(jumps up running around franticly while he mumbles to himself..)oh gosh!..moms gonna kill me if she has to come bail me out of jail!...man..man..oh man! what I'm I gonna do?!..(*meanwhile as the rest of the group is watching whos coming down the rope...they first see the shoes slowly appear then,leggs then..)...HEY GUUUUUYYYYS!!!!!...LOOK ITS ME!!!,I though I would come in through the front window today...heh heh...(*grabs the window pane as he sticks his leg through...)..HA HA! I had you guys kinda scared there for a minute huh?,hey wheres um DMITCH at today? he sick or somthing?...(*back door quickly opens up..)...SLAM!..IceAngle: well, that was him that just ran out the back door ...he thought you were the cops..(*whole laughs out loud)...(*Wise looks around the room,and notices..) HEEEEY! DARK MK, I see scorpion _13 gave you your soul back , what a guy huh? ..so how's it feel to be resurected?..brought back from the dead...alive again!!..huh? well atleast your stiil around...mentioning being around..DSB,what ever happend to GHOST?...*sigh,oh well maybe I'll see him again before D_DAY arrives....(*goes and plops himself down in the couch...then notices THE-MORTAL-GOD.)GRRRR!(*he tries to contain himself,by talking to himself:)i cant believe this mofo,has the nerve to come up in here and....(*when he can no longer contain himself,he quickly turns toward THE-MORTAL-GOD and snaps!..)HEY LET ME TELL SOMETHING!!! YOU SNOT NOSE,GREY CRUSTY OLE FACE HAVIN, SON OF A -(*stops himself in the middle of his tirade)..wait!,you know what?! I would flame you till there was nothing left of you ,but I'm not gonna even bother,your not even worth my time ,besides DSB said it well enough and thats all that really needs to be said ,but I will say ONE thing (*gets up and slowly takes a stroll over to THE-MORTAL-GOD as he is sitting in the chair next to him,everyone in the room is expecting WISE to hit'em or somthing,but when he gets directely in front of him ,Wise just stops ....standing directely above THE-MORTAL-GOD,looks down at him,and says ...) you gets nothing but....(*Wise quickly turns his back to THE-MORTAL-GOD ,and wit his butt right in THE -MORTAL-GOD'S face,drops his pants and ..) POOT!!!!FART !!!..POOT!!!...YOU GETS THE GAS FACE!!!..(*as the whole room is laughing hystaricaly, rolling on the floor,and before THE-MORTAL-GOD can retaliate,Wise pulls up his pants and quickly jets to the open window he just came through,grabs the rope and climbs up for a quick get away)...(* THE-MORTAL-GOD quickly runs to the kitchen in hopes to wash off the stanky stank that he's just been gassed with..)...COUGH*...HEY!...COUGH*...SOMBODY!! HELP ..I CAN'T SEE...COUGH*...BANG!(*as he bangs into the kitchen table..)..OUCH!...CRASH!(*dishes fall all over....just then everyone notices a cardboard sign is being lowerd down that says...: SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!! 82 DAYZ LEFT!!!
WISE~