Let's all share a missle.

Koming up on 28 soon..

Hooky-Fooky Wrote: Let's all share a missle.

I agree, before Sektor's day is over!
29

still at 29! *takes a missle* Haha, this is better than the action figures! *tosses up the missles in the air. a few seconds later, it lands on a random car* O_O eh, gotta go get ready for Cyrax day! *runs*

Still 29 days, jeez thats a while :(

It isn't a while if you have been here waiting for way longer than 29 days
HAPPY 29th!!

Finally less than a month til Deception.. it's almost upon us.
[ShaoKahn]'s sig makes me think of the Birdo boss music from Mario Bros. 2.

Happy Sektor Day, again. Closing in on Cyrax Day. 9 days until. 30 changes to 20.

29 eh? Well, here's me checklist for keeping my sanity until then:
Sept 10: Resident Evil: Apocalypse comes out.
Sept 19: See it again.
Sept 28: Get strategy guide.
Oct 4: Kombat Bliss.

"I agree, before Sektor's day is over"
Indeed.
Wow...almost Cyrax day already O_O''
And wow...less than a month? So damn close!

WE ARE IN THE 20's HOLY SHIT. Man what a jerk back on 2-3 pages ago. But he had a point but he shouldn't be bossy because MKD won;t be in all stores I bet on the 4th being that the shipping and the stores that slack well atleast around where I live lol. Unless you preorder it. Oh well screw it I don't care it maybe be a few days until I get it.
Well happy Sektor DAY and only 29 more days which is less then a month WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

29 days left day!
is almost Cyrax's day!
in less than an Hour!
29

29 good bye Sektor hello Cyrax. 28 in just a few more mins. DSB

28 more days and time for rest!
Mk247

28 days left!
Happy Cyrax's Day!!!
*throws one of cyrax's net to bring everyone to the countdown*
28

i want to wish cyrax a happy bithday

*slowly cracks open the front window of the "OFFICAIL COUNTDOWN" room , and slowly steps in,while everyone is in the kitchen Eating tacos that DSB and his lovely wife have prepared for everyone...*puts finger up to his lips and looks at you* shhhhhhhhh!*
*meanwhile in the kitchen*
MK247: oh man!! these are excellent!
RIG: yeah dirty!! you make the best...crunch!..tacos!
ICEANGLE..you must..crunch!..give me the receipe!
DMITCH : like hey! whats in these things anyway?
there unlike any tacos ive ever eating before...
DSB&Wife: *both with chef hats and aprons still on,leaning up against the stove,arms folded,looking down,watching everyone whos sitting at the kitchen table eating,and enjoying the bissfull look upon thier faces as they continue scarfing downing the many tacos that have been prepared*
DSB: *sigh*...well you kno...its a secret ingredient,If I told you D ...*gets up close and whispers in DMITCHES ear*...I would have to kill ya...*they both laugh*
DMITCH: oh well ...no matter as long as you call me when its taco day...CRUNCH!
*as Wise creeps through the front room,he smiles to himself at the conversations he's overhearing in the kitchen,and also because hes preparing to give everyone a nice surprise,due to the fact that on weekends hes is usaully up north,and not expected to be heard from till the following monday afternoon,so he knows everyone will be shocked to see him,but as he's walking through,headed toward the kitchen,he decieds to stop and check out some of the posting from over the last few days while hes been away... and he doesnt like what hes see's*
Wise:.........GRRRRRRR!!!
*this aint gonna be pretty folks*
*meanwhile in the kitchen*
$ub-Z?ro: you know LIFELESS,you better be glad Wise wasnt around to hear you make those comments a few days ago,I'am a witness to the fact that,he is very sensitive to anyone mentioning anything about the date being pushed back,foward,up,down ..or even talked about in the wrong manner..*holds up arm* you see how the upper portin of my arm is not totally straight,well...lets just say ,there are some things,that are not to be messed with along wit-((all of a sudden out of nowwhere)) YAHHHHHH!!! SMASH! CRASH! *with absolutely no concern about anyones food, Wise has dove head long from out of the living room straight acroos the kitchen table from one end to the other,not only knocking all of the food off the table,but also everyone tacos out of thier hands*
RIG: *wondering what was that mass of flesh that just went flying by * ..WHAT IN THA-!?
mk247:*looking down at the broken taco on his lap*... OHHH MAN!
ICEANGLE:*trying to catch her taco thats now flying in the air* HEYYYYY!
*as everone is coming back to thier senses,from being knock back so hard,and is starting to wiping the food off them selfs,everyone notices that someones is literally standing in the middle of the table,and they notice also ,that their is a second set of feet swinging violently ,just above the first set,they all look up to see that it's WISE and he has LIFELESS by the throat in the air,and yes...he will be literaly LESS of LIFE in a minute*
ICEANGEL: OH MY GOSH WISE NO!...WE DID'NT EXPECT YOU TILL MONDAY....PLEASE PUT HIM DOWN!
MK247*as he is continuing to wipe himself off* well atleast the walls are clean up this time aound
LIFELESS: *ACK!...HEY PUT ME..*ACK!...*COUGH!..DOWN!
WISE: I SHALL BREAK THIS FOOL!!
ICE:NO PLEASE WISE!!! WE DONT WANT THE MODS TO SHUT THE THREAD DOWN!,WE"RE SO CLOSE TO THE END...
WISE: after a gut wrenching blow to the mid section,tosses LIFELEES like a wet rag doll acroos the room....BAM! against the far wall
LIFELESS: whoomp!...slides down the wall slowly...
WISE:jumps over RIG'S head,to get at LIFELESS,while handing him one of the few tacos that wasnt damaged
LIFELESS: looks up in sheer terror*....HEY MAN !..WAIT!...WAIT! IM SORRY ! I WAS WRONG! DSB SET ME STRAIGHT EARLIER ALREADY! ...PLEASE!
Wise: holds him up against the wall*
Wise: does a Flying Dutchman Double BackKick to the chest
LIFELESS: crumples to the floor,as blood spews forth from his mouth
DSB: *moving his wife to a safe distance*...out of the way dear, he had this coming
LIFELESS:...uhhhh...where am I?...uhhhh
Wise:

28 Happy Cyrax Day! I hope that Cyrax is in...he's one of my friends favorite characters.

That was a riot, one of my favs, Wise, that one had me going start to finish!
Mk247 now time to go back to sleep!

Twenty Eight Days, Happy Yellow Cyborg Day!!!
(Post written while finishing last extra crunchy taco)
Wow seems like it's been a while since I posted anything... (checks past few pages) ...okay so I guess it's been quite a while. Holy crap I can't believe the stinky wet garbage that this thread had to handle from Lifeless. Kinda glad I missed it, but at the same time wish I would've been here to back up DSB. It always seems like there's somebody out there who wants to ruin other people's fun. Man, even if you guys were posting that the release date was October 1st, I don't think I'd come in and ruin your party (however insane it might seem). I respectfully bow before MK247 and DSB for your ability to handle an intense and disrespectful situation.
I now raise my pulse blade to Cyrax's honor, and pass it around to all that wish to bask in it's glow.
- Ninja

28 Days
By the way DSB, your extra grease packets are in the mail (via UPS) you should get them soon. Hope everything works out. I expect to see you online soon.
- Ninja

*when last we saw... LIFELESS was being kicked senseless against a wall,and now boys and girls we return you back to our story*
Wise: picks LIFELESS up and holds him against the wall*..I will not..*Elbow smash to the jaw*...tollorate
LIFELESS:goes flying into the stack of chairs in the corner*...uhhh!
Wise: does a Lui Kang Bycycle kick to the head....ahhheeeeee!
Wise:picks him up by the neck
Wise: ANYONE DISRESPECTING THE MAN WH0...*smack to the face*...CREATED THIS THREAD! OR...smack again to the face* TELLING US ABOUT THE RELEASE DATE...*picks him up over his head and tosses him acroos the far room*....BEING ..UHH...WRONG!!!...CRASH!!!!
LIFELESS: slams against the far wall ,and slides slowly down
Wise: quickly jumps up and grabs the light post hanging down from the center of the ceiling,and uses it to swing over and flips in the air ,and coms down on top of LIFELESS body!
LIFELESS: uhhh! MY BACK ! I CANT FEEL MY ARMS,SOMEONE HELP!.... MAKE HIM STOP!
WISE: stands him up as LIFELESS body is wobbling like a character from mk just before a fatality is done WISE does a wicked CHINNESE ROUNDHOUSE that sends LIFELESS flying across the room and almost out the back window
DSB: YO DMITCH WATCH OUT!!....CRASH!!
LIFELESS:hanging out halfway of a broken window
WISE:grabs him by the back of the neck,and brings him back in from out of the broken window,gives him a hard knee to the face,as you hear the sounds of broken teeth hitting the kitchen floor,as he tosses LIFELESS limp body in the corner on the floor
LIFELESS: whoomp! uuhh!...PLEASE NO MORE SIR!...PLEASE!
WISE: SILENCE! jumps high in the air,only to come down hard onto LIFELESS broken chest cavity
LIFELESS:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!
WISE: YOU MY FRIEND ARE FORTUNATE THE THE ELDER GODS WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO PERFORM A FINISHING MOVE ON YOUR WORTHLESS BODY AND CONSUME YOUR PATHETIC SOUL,THEY SAY I MUST WAIT TILL THE APPOINTED TIME 29 DAYS ,WHEN ALL BATTLE SHALL COMMENCEor would you say...*smacks him in the face* 30?...huh?..well.
LIFELESS:..I...ack...cough!*all of a sudden faints from too much loss of blood*
WISE so be it! ...29 days it is!
Wise~

LMAO part 2!!!!! God now I really have to go to sleep! Damn you wise for keeping me up laughing!
and its 28 not 29.
Mk247

28 And walks over to wise hands him a taco. Wife far back and holding her mouth in AAAAAwwhhhh. DSB takes a clean wet hankercheif and wipes blood off Wises face hands and back. Ok everyone TACO's are on the house. Everyone in the room starts picking up broken every-thing. DSB Holding Ninja And MK247 back and sits them down. Walks back over to wise and gives him a cold drink. Take a seat Big guy. DSB looks at wife the Nurse and Gives the knod as to say get the jump kit. As much as I hate to I took an oath to do no harm. Walks over to LIFELESS and starts CPR and gets him breathing again. Wife holds C-spine as I put a Neck brace on him. Patches him up with what little EMT stuff I have. Start a large bore line and hangs fluid bag. Sets and dresses all broken bones. Calls buddies down at AMR and has them pick up his beaten down body. After explaining to the cops that he had a freak accident. Walks back into the kitchen. Sits down with Countdown Family says grace and starts eating TACO's again. So whats new guys fades to black. DSB

28 days is in da house
What up folks!
Pimpin'