My written excuse:

"I need off on October 4th and 5th because my doctor has required me to be in total isolation on those days dealing with the MK fever"

But really, I can take off from work without being asked why.

i know of a difference.. ogi= kitana fan. shadaloo hates kitana.. i can show u pictures.. that he sent me.. very gross.

to the question... oOOOhh boss my back is killing me. i cant get out of bed..

OgiStyle Wrote: Shadaloo Wrote: Are you serious? if so, props to ya, Libra. Oct. 4th is my birthday as well. Two! TWO! Two excuses in ONE! Hmm. Same year, even. And we're both Canadian. So which one of us is the clone, I wonder?

well when its out on nov 5th for me, it will be a friday, so ill just go to skool, then go to the shoppin centre, go into game, buy it, go into meh house, and play it all weekend :D

anoyne with a september 2nd birthday

my excuse is my school has fall break and it begins on the same day as mkd so i will get to play it uninterrupted for a whole week!

I'll say "Shujinko is calling me!"

i'm calling school to say my dragon king has bit me and i feel sick now. it's somehow a bit poisoned i realy cant come.

the girls at the reception are stuppid anyway

No excuses... I'll go to my classes, then I'll go home, study a little and later on I'll play it

danadbab Wrote: i know of a difference.. ogi= kitana fan. shadaloo hates kitana.. i can show u pictures.. that he sent me.. very gross.

Hey! I don't hate Kitana...I just don't think she's anything special. And..pictures? What pictures...

>_>

Anyway, In order to determine who's the clone, we'll have to compare times: I was born at 7:32 P.M.

Looks like my grandmother is dying for the 5th time.

I work at Circuit City and i'm going to tell my boss tomorrow when i go to work (today is my only day of all week) that i need Oct, 4. 2004 off because i have some pressing matters to take care of that day. Then when that faithful day comes i'm going to walk in to work and pick up my copy of MK:D. (using my employee discount lol) If my boss says anything about it i'll just tell him i have to do some research on the game for work purposes. (i work in the video game section of Circuit City)
GhostDragon wrote: Boss: "I see you're leaving early." Me: "... Yeah, I uuuuhh. I got a thing." Boss: "Well there's still a lot of work that you have to... *gasp!*" Me: *Delivers palm strike to Boss's abdomen placed directly adjacent to his diaphram causing all of the air to escape from his body* Boss: *falls to knees on the floor cripping his chest and gasping for air* Me: "Yo man! Sorry I had to do that, but I said I had a thing! I gave all my work to Reggie. He should be fine with pulling double duty for a few days." Boss: *Collapses on floor* Office Manager: "Excuse me! You just can't leave after... Me: *Crecent kicks Office manager clear across the hall* Other Boss: "HEY!!!! WHAT'S GOING... Me: *Knife edge chops Other Boss in the throat and butterfly kicks Secretary out of her chair* Phone: *RIIIIIIIING!* Me: *Answers* "Hello? Oh! Well..... he's..... unconcious right now. *listens for another 3 seconds* Uhhhhhhh.... looks at *Office Manager on the ground* yeah, he's unconcious too. You might want to call back when they all wake up. Thanks!" *Hangs up phone* So uuuuuuuh.... I'll catch you squares next week! I'm out. Holla!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Oh my god, GD thank you i don't think i've laughed as hard as i did when i read your post since...well...ever lol you are now my idol.

Just tell my father I'm taking off, and for him to get one of the other supervisor's to take my place.

Shadaloo Wrote: Anyway, In order to determine who's the clone, we'll have to compare times: I was born at 7:32 P.M.

1:39 am. So I guess you're the clone. Wierd...I thought none of them survived. Don't worry; the scientists aren't looking for you anymore.

GOOD STUFF!! GHOST!

ghostdragon Wrote: Boss: "I see you're leaving early." Me: "... Yeah, I uuuuhh. I got a thing." Boss: "Well there's still a lot of work that you have to... *gasp!*" Me: *Delivers palm strike to Boss's abdomen placed directly adjacent to his diaphram causing all of the air to escape from his body* Boss: *falls to knees on the floor cripping his chest and gasping for air* Me: "Yo man! Sorry I had to do that, but I said I had a thing! I gave all my work to Reggie. He should be fine with pulling double duty for a few days." Boss: *Collapses on floor* Office Manager: "Excuse me! You just can't leave after... Me: *Crecent kicks Office manager clear across the hall* Other Boss: "HEY!!!! WHAT'S GOING... Me: *Knife edge chops Other Boss in the throat and butterfly kicks Secretary out of her chair* Phone: *RIIIIIIIING!* Me: *Answers* "Hello? Oh! Well..... he's..... unconcious right now. *listens for another 3 seconds* Uhhhhhhh.... looks at *Office Manager on the ground* yeah, he's unconcious too. You might want to call back when they all wake up. Thanks!" *Hangs up phone* So uuuuuuuh.... I'll catch you squares next week! I'm out. Holla!" GD

Easy, I just gotta skip class....
Me- Mr Smith, can I go to the bathroom?
Smith- Yeah yeah, nahhhh, u don't need a pass, just go
-I sneakthrough the hallway, trying not to be seen by the fat hall monitor with curly hair they call "Ethel", anthough I think it's name should be Earl...-
Just get a ride from some ele skipping at that time, lie to my mom and tell her I had 2 study halls last cause a teacher wasn't there... DONE

Well... as the Elder StatesMen of the whole forum I wont be able to play at all that day...*snif...not at all!...*snif((puts his head down on his computer desk))...not...at...alllll!...*snif ,for I have to ...*snif... work!...you know...*snif.. put food on the table ..pay the bills!..all that stuff..you know?...*snif!...((smashes fist on top of his computer)) BLAM!...DANGIT!...I JUST DONT CATCH ANY BREAKS!....I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!...AHHHHH!((goes to jump out of his six story window))....SCREEECH!((all of a sudden stops himself))...wait a minute!..((quickly turns around and stares at his computer...after thinking for a minute he runs back with a sense of new found hope))...*type..*type..*type..OH MY GOSH!.....((quickly swivels around to face you with his mouth wide open ,jaw to the floor))...I STILL HAVE TWO WEEKS OF VACATION LEFT FROM WORK...DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. .....((fade to black))