You know you have an un healthy obsession with this game when..
You know you have an un healthy obsession with this game when..
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posted09/07/2004 07:10 AM (UTC)byTopic, if this turns out to be a sttupd topic, remember this, i wasn't sober when i made it, damn i hurt all over, well, we did this same thing for MGS3 last week at the Gamefaqs boards *they are all idiots* it seemed to work well.

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| mklord2003 Wrote: Topic, if this turns out to be a sttupd topic, remember this, i wasn't sober when i made it, damn i hurt all over, well, we did this same thing for MGS3 last week at the Gamefaqs boards *they are all idiots* it seemed to work well. |
since ur drunk i wont flame u but this belongs in the general discussion


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1] You think you that if u scream loud enough, people will die
2] At school, work, etc, you type every word beginnin with a "c" with a "k" instead
3] You think Kitana and Mileena would make ideal names for ur future children
4] You ask ur dentist to "make me look like Baraka"
..If I werent 2 tired, Id add more, so I may just do so later lol
2] At school, work, etc, you type every word beginnin with a "c" with a "k" instead
3] You think Kitana and Mileena would make ideal names for ur future children
4] You ask ur dentist to "make me look like Baraka"
..If I werent 2 tired, Id add more, so I may just do so later lol

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You end sentences with your friends with the words "fatality."
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when you're having sex and picture mileena.
Mileena's face.
Mileena's face.

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When you wake up and realized that your dreams for the last week have involved all your friends as characters.


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...you post in threads like this
hehe!
hehe!


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You watch old WCW tapes and you wonder why Glacier didn't finish off Mortis with his Cryonic Kick Fatality...

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| ReptilianHelms Wrote: ...you post in threads like this hehe! |
LOL.You are so right.

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| Bezou Wrote: Your friend slips and gets hit by a bus and rather than help him you point and laugh: "Moohoohoohahahahahaha! It's official, you suck!" |
LMAO!
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when you suddenly feel the need to kill when the lights suddenly dim
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When fighting someone you are constantly looking for a grinder, a bridge or an acid pool to throw them in.


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This thread is hilarious.
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when u tie a rope to the end of a knife and attempt to pull people towards you.


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1) U believe one of ur siblings is a clone
2) U call ur pet fish "cyrax" and "sektor"
3) U give ur friend his/her birthday present and cant resist saying "FRIENDSHIP"
4) In a boxing match, you scream "FINISH HIM"
5) In a graveyard you look for Johnny Cage's grave
6) You believe Shokans really do exist
7) In school, you refer to "hell" as "the netherrealm"
LOL more later
2) U call ur pet fish "cyrax" and "sektor"
3) U give ur friend his/her birthday present and cant resist saying "FRIENDSHIP"
4) In a boxing match, you scream "FINISH HIM"
5) In a graveyard you look for Johnny Cage's grave
6) You believe Shokans really do exist
7) In school, you refer to "hell" as "the netherrealm"
LOL more later


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LOL!
Playin wi words...Its a bit of an obsession Queve :P
1] You shave ur head and wear just one contact lense and call urself "Kano"
2] You see people on fire, and ur dying to shout "toasty"
3] You sign ur emails with "FINISH HIM/HER"
4] You imitate "cooking with scorpion" when ur asked to *help out in the kitchen*
5] U will only go out with a girl if her names Tanya, Sonya or Jade [etc etc]
Playin wi words...Its a bit of an obsession Queve :P
1] You shave ur head and wear just one contact lense and call urself "Kano"
2] You see people on fire, and ur dying to shout "toasty"
3] You sign ur emails with "FINISH HIM/HER"
4] You imitate "cooking with scorpion" when ur asked to *help out in the kitchen*
5] U will only go out with a girl if her names Tanya, Sonya or Jade [etc etc]
When your tattoo has the phrase "Finish Him"
When you lose a match and mimic Ermac(Head banger
When you stab yourself thinking your immortal
When you make everyone call you Scorpion/Subzero
When you practice telekenisis
When you watch wrestling wondering wheres the gore
When you pee the bed blood red and say you killed Liu Kang in your sleep
I've got more but I need to think about Mortal Kombat more
Man I kan't skratkh this itkh Sorry 2 hooked on mk
I meant to say Man I can't scratch this itch
When you lose a match and mimic Ermac(Head banger
When you stab yourself thinking your immortal
When you make everyone call you Scorpion/Subzero
When you practice telekenisis
When you watch wrestling wondering wheres the gore
When you pee the bed blood red and say you killed Liu Kang in your sleep
I've got more but I need to think about Mortal Kombat more
Man I kan't skratkh this itkh Sorry 2 hooked on mk
I meant to say Man I can't scratch this itch
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