when you play tekken all day long

-Everytime you watch suicide tapes, you scream HARI KIRI!
-You try to hack into Tetris to get Baraka to appear
-You injure yourself trying to fight with grappling hooks
-You try to get metal arms
-You answer every burning question by thinking "What would Liu Kang do?"
-You send a letter to the president asking him why he hasn't declared war on Outworld.
-Everytime you see a skeleton, you say "Wassup Meat?"
-You file your teeth
-You write down the usernames of the people who say Reiko is Shao Khan, then hire a hitman.
I'll have more later

when you masterbate to sprite comics of johnny cage and sonya engaging in anal sex.

-When you play chess, everytime one of your pieces takes the opponents piece, you punch your opponent really hard and challenge them to Mortal Kombat.

when you Swear to god that tree grinned at you

UltimateSub-Zero Wrote: when you Swear to god that tree grinned at you

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Great one!!!!

Assuming you mean MKD when you say "this game", I guess this can stay open in this section. Anyway, it's a good thread, so I'll add some of my own.
-Someone asks you for a smoke, you respond with "Human or Cyber?"
-You tell professional swordsmen to wear blindfolds, as it will increase their skill with a blade.
-You write the names of people you don't like, then keep them with you at all times, claiming you have "their souls."
-You think that the robots in the backrounds of the rides at Disney world are actually human assassins who were automated by the Lin Kuei.

TemperaryUserName Wrote: -Someone asks you for a smoke, you respond with "Human or Cyber?" -You think that the robots in the backrounds of the rides at Disney world are actually human assassins who were automated by the Lin Kuei.

HILARIOUS!!!!

When you try to rent out a grave rather than purchase one, under the reasoning that you'll just be resurrected anyways so it's only temporary.
When's you've spent every day since 1993 looking for a way to get MK2 Shang Tsung to transform into Kano.
When you tear down the top floor of your home in order to accomadate your life-size replica of the Pit, complete with spikes in the basement. (The Dead Pool is already in your backyard.)

Of course we mean this game Temp, tut shame on you! May you be banished to the Netherrealm for 5,000 years, pah!
You know you have an unhealthy obsession with MK Deception when :
1] You associate colours with Kombatants...If ur gf shows u her red underwear, the 1st thing you think of is "Sektor"
2] You think Edenia is a country

When you are in a thunder/lightning storm, and you think to yourself 'Rayden must be pissed'

Jesus Christ...the one about asking for a smoke and replying human or cyber caused me to spray my computer screen with Mountain Dew.
Now I believe I'll have a "newport" smoke.

when you cut your lizard to see if it bleeds green

Your friend finds your love doll and it has a halloween costume of Sonya on it.
you look in the mirror and you see yourself with the same clothes but in a different shade of color.
you get pissed of cause you can never get that damn teleport kick to work in real life.

You Travel far north to train at the Lin Kuei.

-When U jump into a meat grinder to imitate your favorite MK character.
-When U smash your head on the floor trying to do Ermacs Hari-Kari
-When U light your face on fire so U look like Kabal

- while making love to your g/f you yell out "sonya"
- some one steals your car while you try to teleport inside

- You're fired from your retail job for taunting customers Shao Kahn style.
- You can't wait for MK:Deception to come out so you look up Lin Kuei in the phone book to see if you can get Sub-Zero to cryogenically freeze you until October 4th.
- You cry when they kill off your favourite character.
- You cry when they don't bring back your favourite character.
- You wonder what it would be like to date an MK chick, even though it's likely they'd kill you.
- You spend a lot of time in Photoshop colouring out your eyes in all available pictures of yourself so you can be like Raiden.
- You watch Jean Claude Van Damme movies and pretend it's Johnny Cage.
- You fear that one day Liu Kang will lose and Earthrealm will be taken over.
- Your car has a bumper sticker which reads, "Tailgaters will be FINISHED!!"

Scorpion_Ninja987 Wrote: You watch old WCW tapes and you wonder why Glacier didn't finish off Mortis with his Cryonic Kick Fatality...

I'd just like to go on record saying that Glacier kicked serious ass. Okay, now then...
- When you invite your friends to come over and visit, you scream "Get Over Here!"
- You wear a wide brimmed hat just to throw it at people.
- While crossing bridges at night, you look up at the moon for any shadows.
- You say "Flawless Victory" after sex.
- You visit this site on a daily basis.
- When you kick random toddlers in the face and shout, "BABALITY!"
- When your friends know only one character in the game: the one YOU always beat them with.
- All they remember from that character is what thier fatality is.
That's all I can think of for now...

-You go into an XXX boutique and ask for an edition of "Tarkatan whores".
-Suspecting paranormal activities in your neightborhood, you phone the white house and ask for the "USSF".
-You moved to Hoboken after reading Gamespot's Sub-Zero bio.
-You spend years studying anatomy and writing equations based on pressure and muscle tissue, just to determine if you can actually tug off a head and spinal cord in one go.
-You hold a seance to communicate with dead members of the Shirai Ryu.
-You pray to Raiden.
-You're taking 2 martial arts classes and a weapon class.
-You catch a flight to Japan just to see if "all those crazy robot rumors are true".
-You watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, and picture the Borg in red BMX suits.
-Your "C" key has dust on it.
-You think Chris Cassamassa deserves an academy award, or at least a nomination.
-You own a large green lava lamp which you refer to as a 'soulnado'.
-mkdintro.wmv - last played 00:00:01 sec. ago (312 playthoughs total)
-You read greek mythology and wonder why the centaurs don't teleport.
-You have a pet kitty named Kintaro.
-You painted Quan Chi's face on your tennis ball.
-Your favorite musical is Purple Rain.
-You own a Stone Temple Pilots leather vest like Nightwolf's.
-You sharpen your hat.
-Your car is polished with "Chrome Bling."
-You have an ONI flyswatter.
-You break into blood banks to just to compare real-life spillage to MK's.
-You own Mortal Kombat: Special Forces.
-You like it.
-During campouts in wilderness, you hide behind trees and make strange growling noises.
-You've EVER said "That's what you get!" in an argument or fight.
-You see glowing eyes staring out from your closet at night.
-You purposefully commit suicide just to meet Shinnok and laugh at him.
-You've seen The Immortals in concert.
-You line your ceiling/wall/floor/fridge/etc. with razor-sharp spikes.
-You broke into EB Games and burned all the copies of Tao Feng, screaming "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!"
-Your friends look at you funny when you sing about "Anarchy in the MK".
-You get pissed off upon realization that "Fan lift, jump kick, fan toss, uppercut" is an improper response to the type of combo you want at a fast food restaurant.
More later...

Oh MAN, Shadaloo! Those ruled! My favourites were:

Shadaloo Wrote: -You go into an XXX boutique and ask for an edition of "Tarkatan whores". -You spend years studying anatomy and writing equations based on pressure and muscle tissue, just to determine if you can actually tug off a head and spinal cord in one go. -You pray to Raiden. -You catch a flight to Japan just to see if "all those crazy robot rumors are true". -Your "C" key has dust on it. -You own a large green lava lamp which you refer to as a 'soulnado'. -You sharpen your hat. -You own Mortal Kombat: Special Forces. -You like it. -During campouts in wilderness, you hide behind trees and make strange growling noises. -You get pissed off upon realization that "Fan lift, jump kick, fan toss, uppercut" is an improper response to the type of combo you want at a fast food restaurant.

And my absolute, ABSOLUTE favourite that had me literally laughing out loud for a good long time:

Shadaloo Wrote: -You're taking 2 martial arts classes and a weapon class.

Great work, dude.

Thanks, Bezou! If there's one thing I do, it's humor.
Now then...
-Watching Sailor Moon and hearing the name "Serena" reminds you of a certain Netherrealm demon.
-You giggle when a tragic news story pops up involving "X amount of fatalities".
-You write a conspiracy theory novel which explicitly states that the Brothers Of The Shadow are the driving force behind the Illuminati and the Freemasons.
-You lurk close to the treeline at the edge of a forest, eating mortals who draw near.
-You're pretty sure that Chuck. E. Cheese's is just another portal to the Netherrealm.
-Your $80 copy of Amazing Spider-Man is squished under volumes 1-6 of "Blood & Thunder", all in protective plastic cases.
-Seeing someone in a respirator gives you a rage to end Shao Kahn's conquest.
-Your favorite character is Kai.
-You can beat MK Mythologies without losing a single life.
-You can play G/Z/R's "Outworld" on guitar.
-You have created a hardcover copy of "The Mortal Kombat Bible".
-Or the Tao Te Zhan.
-You own every single episode of "Defenders of The Realm."
-And like it.
-You encourage throwing.
-You organize a search party to comb the Gobi desert and 'find that poor yellow bastard."
-You Look To La Luna in hopes of seeing Santa Claus, or a witch.
-You've played UMK3 Wavenet, and you don't live in Chicago.
-You take offense when anyone says they don't like bugs because they're "ugly multi-limbed freaks".
-You buy 94 boxes of Froot Loops, pick out the red ones, and make your very own box of Kan-O's.
-You read Anne Rice and mentally envision Nitara being part of the story.
-Using screenshots doctored with MS-paint created arrows, circles, and diagrams, you prove that your favorite character is in MK Deception, even though he/she isn't confirmed yet. (NOT GUILTY PLZ)
-Your address is postmarked as City, State, Country, Dimension.
-You've written a script for NINJA MIME.
-You saw Street Fighter: The Movie, and have an urge to "Beat that eight bucks out of Van Damme's skull."
-You're constantly playing MKDA at either 12:43 PM, or AM, 'just in case'.
-Time DOES lead you to Noob Saibot.
-You dress a friend in a purple ninja outfit, and leave him unconscious in a graveyard, just to prove that "they weren't lying."
-You phone the NYPD and leave a message for one officer 'K. Stryker'.
-You don't call people Noobs online, because that would be a compliment.
-Homepage: MKOnline. Visits: 6642002. F5 key: Broken.
-You have tried to induce projectile vomiting.
More later...

Jarukoth Wrote: Scorpion_Ninja987 Wrote: You watch old WCW tapes and you wonder why Glacier didn't finish off Mortis with his Cryonic Kick Fatality... I'd just like to go on record saying that Glacier kicked serious ass.

Thanks, brother !
Glacier RULES !!!

when u act like me and try to buy metal arms
and when you act like me and have all your friends call you suzbero LOL.
those were true storys i will make some up tomm. i g2g.

Shadaloo's
-You own Mortal Kombat: Special Forces.
-You like it.
is best.