...you actually thought Sub-Zero was going to become WCW's newest star when you first saw the Glacier promos.
...you got pissed off when Glacier didn't use his deep freeze to stop Wrath from helping Mortis win the match.
...you talk to your mom about how messed up it is that Kintaro hasn't been around since MK2.
...you know the difference between Zateerian, Tarkatan, and Tekunin...but not Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan.
...you get a tattoo of the Brothers of the Shadow.
...you ask a preacher why the bible never mentions Shinnok defeating Lucifer.
...you ponder just how hilarious it would've been if Shao Kahn instead tried an invasion on the realm of Mars.
...you thought is was blaspheme when the KISS Demon in WCW claimed to be the God of Thunder.
by the way...Glacier sucked. Mortis and Wrath OWNED him.

When a girl kisses you, you be afraid of exploding or being eated
when u are wathing discovery channel and u see an animal eating another animal and u say ANIMALITY
when u are fighting, you try to do a combo expecting that your enemy will explode with an uppercut at the end

When you see a scorpion and you think who is: Scorpion or Sheeva?

When you're at the firing range you say "ohhhhhh yeah" when u shoot the gun.
When crossing bridges you look down and make sure there is no spikes underneath.
You never worry about dieing because you think u can get ressurected like johnny cage did.
When ur baby brother is born you say "babality"
When you refer to spinning objects and stampers as "death traps" and refuse to near them in fear that you will get knocked in
When ur watching a fight and you say to the guy "hey u got 3 breakers left use them!"

AJBradley Wrote: ...you ask a preacher why the bible never mentions Shinnok defeating Lucifer.

that's funny.
-when u buy a hot-dog u say "with cyrax plz."

--when you watched the nick berg decapitation vid, and say "Sub-zero wins. Fatality."

Jarukoth Wrote: Scorpion_Ninja987 Wrote: I'd just like to go on record saying that Glacier kicked serious ass. Okay, now then... - When you invite your friends to come over and visit, you scream "Get Over Here!" - You wear a wide brimmed hat just to throw it at people. - While crossing bridges at night, you look up at the moon for any shadows. - You say "Flawless Victory" after sex. - You visit this site on a daily basis. - When you kick random toddlers in the face and shout, "BABALITY!" - When your friends know only one character in the game: the one YOU always beat them with. - All they remember from that character is what thier fatality is. That's all I can think of for now...

- When you visit this site on a daily basis
Well come on man. I can't help it. Its so addictive like crack man. Don't talk about me not having a life and visiting this site daily.
Lol.. Its true though I have no life. That is until Mk comes out
Here are some more
When you tell your mom that today is the day that you get your Kombat powers
When you see a boob and say Hey that rhymes with noob up gotta go play mk
When you make up a phrase for the character Noob Smoke the phrase is Boon Smokes
When your bumber sticker says I am scorpion
When your bro asks you take out the trash and you start whipping the trashes ass thinking your bro said take it out on the trash
When someone cuts you off and you poke them with your exact replica sias
When you finish your pizza and say "FINISHED"

You rip someone's arm off and start beating them with it
You try to find a way to do a freeze blast
You make a giant Waffle Toaster(you know, the kind that opens and closes like an oyster) and throw someone inside it just to see how they die.

cogline Wrote: --when you watched the nick berg decapitation vid, and say "Sub-zero wins. Fatality."

Ouch.

ReptilianHelms Wrote: 2] You think Edenia is a country

That one also means you think too much like Dubya.
Edit: Ooh! I got one! -When someone gets kicked in the nuts, and you say, "Oh! Right in the goskies!"

cogline Wrote: --when you watched the nick berg decapitation vid, and say "Sub-zero wins. Fatality."

That was just wrong. Seriously.... that's not funny in the least bit.

- you slap your friends all day wondering when they're gonna blow
- you stick your hands on the fridge so that you can have ice arms like sub zero
- you bury yourself in the desert, waiting to be found by the special forces
- you beg your grandpa to morph into scorpion
- you punch every cop you come across in the street claiming they're a disgrace to mk
- you travel to all graveyards in the world trying to find johnny cage's grave
- you never get dizzy afraid of being fatalied
- your sexual fantasy is to french kiss mileena
- you dress yourself like a pink ninja claiming you're the last MK NINJA
btw I loved DMitch's one, lmao and temp's smoke too

- you're beating off to current renders of tanya, jade, and mileena.

When you make your own Mk character outfit for halloween (last year I was kano,lol)

-When you sell you mom's couch, love seat and recliner for an MK 2-3 arcade for your room.

You're preparing dinner and you do fatalities on the food.

These are genral MK obsession ones.
1. You try and rip your face off to breath fire.
2. You say, "I am the chosen one!" during a job interview.
3. You change all the C's in the dictionary to K's.
4. You bow hello and goodbye to all the people you know like a shaolin monk.
5. You think all the cannibals are from outworld.
6. You wear a blindfold, even though you are not blind.
7. You try and throw up everytime you get into a fight.
8. You glue two extra arms to your sides.
9. You use a harpoon to bring everything closer to you.
10. Every bad thing that happens in the world, you blame Shao Kahn.
11. When you get pulled over, you look at the cop's name and hope it doesn't say Stryker.
That's all.

You know you have an unhealthy obsession with this game when you
try to get people to blow up by kissing them
when you carry around a smoke machine and a spear with you and randomly pop out being trees and stare at people.
when you see a full moon on a bridge and say look to la luna
when you constantly say get over here
when you refer to street fighter as a mortal kombat wannabe
when you think that sonya blade, jax, or stryker are good characters.