On this hot Thursday afternoon I looked out the window And then I saw a bird land on my car. It was a zoo penguin smoking a very large cigar and eating an Apple pie. But then he stopped and flipped me off, and then I drove off into the Ghettoes of Versatile's streetwise backyard.
And started to wonder why he has spent most of his time humping my leg while he eats a sweat covered apple pie that started making love to himself which he thought was very pleasure-able and he loved it to the point where he squirted his stuff on my signed limited edition directors cut version of Kill Bill Volume one and then shit in My Special John Kennedy Hat.
Good times he then recalled about Optimus Prime and Cher and then covered himself in very very sticky pinetar that Smelt of Alan Greenspan's seismograph. He later picked his own mushrooms from his secret patch and threw them into the magic Super Mario Bros toilet. The water inside then turned into a big, wet, slimey large Pimple infested male vagina.
Then his eyes opened wide and he noticed that he had wet his bed and expelled his intestines through his Hootie and The Blowfish shirt. All of a sudden Saddam and Hulk Hogan trampeled him. He punched the Hulkster's nuts. Hogan yelled "damn, my nutz!" before exploding into popcorn guts then Saddam was a mutt. Spaceballs the lunchbox Spaceballs the placemat. Then while he tries to realize what the hell is
the thing he sees dancing looks exactly like a big piece of sarcasm's dung, then there was a news flash. Fidel Castro ate some large T-Rex penis in front of Margaret Thatcher, who decreed that she only inhaled one of my huge lines of cocaine that was dipped in caramel and chocolate. How odd that the Carmel made her nipples melt, like a couple of ice creams in the sun which was the reason why he had chosen to do a vasectomy to William Hung's huge rottweiler dog's pet monkey but the monkey escaped into the MKO forum and then crapped all over every member's mother-in-law carpets which are shaped like Jessica Albas penis and testicles. They're misshapen. The MKO members were angry and began to revolt, which Led to extreme brutality that ended with krsx66 ruling supreme. Then krsx66 stopped dreaming, and Woke up and smelled the bacon and coffee and then was viciously attacked by a Jessica Alba clone, she wanted nothing but vicious animal love which I provided all night from across the room using a giant 15ft vibrator, which resembled a fishing pole, and smelt fishy, or was that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....Soylent Green is people but it tastes good with Mk_FrEaK's armpit freshening shampoo that smells worse than crap, but smells better than Scott Howell's breath. This is post number 100, What a story it's been... when we started this thing we never meant something mean... then krsx66 was crowned king of the Gay Convention in San Fransisco after a horrible murder, krsx66 murked MKFreak. Fatality was heard when krsx66 finished MKFreak, he begged for mercy after seeing 6 words up* when it only should be five, krsx66 edited his mistake when suddenly Scott Howell was caught trying to sneak into a cage full of gorillas that have one humongous irritated Flea sitting on their heads which was married to the old toilet in his garage and had sex with himself while typing one handed, and broke one of his claws across MK_FrEaKs face because he has got girlie nails, then The gorilla picked his claw and sold it to Kintaro For twenty-five dollars and ran away when he tried to rape the hell out
of a helpless little donkey named Leo Fingerbang the 4th. Then Leo Fingerbang violently attacked Paris Hilton, with his trademark which was a big fat old hag, as well as the casterated little sudam hussen that was sentimentaly attached to his new hardcore porn movie.
He puts the dvd in, It contains all male cast who are fucking each other with strange gadgets, then appeared a two toe painted mother
with a boil on her left testicle, just then she exterminated all of ]ombat's favorite Cowboy boots, then he decided to shoot the old hag with an ultra-powered laser Nano-enhanced weapon system that controls everyone's mind and body In a way nobody could've predicted, it shoots out hundreds Of nano-enhanced horse testicles that are mutants. This is the middle of the story Which is really stupid because hawaiians will take over the World. Then they will kill every teletubbie only to find That they keep coming, because they're respawned by satan because Marilyn Manson is their father who trained them to attack all people with ugly haircuts and brainless loser ner yaks that eat off your penis will clean bird poop off that is in every sense is very strange then he raped sarcasm's first grade teacher with a squirrel while eating some diarrhea bloated squids, that go wee wee wee wee wee all the way home. Meanwhile it was 12:23 in california that's the time when n00bs head exploded. Sarcasm went to to his pediucre session at the hotel in manhatten which had a terrible room service Because of the used condoms That were under the beds and were filled up with.....
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