It's that time again! Time to put two hotties against each other to see who comes out on top!

Let's recap from years past!

2006: Elf Girls proved hotter than Mermaids:
Are Mermaids Hotter Than Elf Girls?

2007: Catgirls toppled Fairies:
Are Fairies Hotter Than Catgirls?

2008: Vampire Women narrowly defeated Robot Chicks:
Are Robot Chicks Hotter Than Vampire Women?

2009: After a back and forth battle, Female Angels beat Alien Women:
Are Alien Women Hotter Than Female Angels?

And now...

2010

Are Demon Chicks Hotter Than Furry Girls?


Demon Chicks

First off, we have demon chicks. Demon chicks are totally hot. Sometimes literally.

They usually hail from a realm of darkness and evil and generally enter the human world looking for kicks. That can be good news because that sometimes means making lots of sweet, sweet love.

That brings me to their best quality. They are always in the mood. Always. No exceptions. Demon chicks will fall on your dick. You walk outside in the middle of a demon armageddon and drop your pants and a demon chick will straight up fall on your dick. It's like there is no other option for them. "Hey, look, it's a dick. Better put it to good use!" Falling on dicks is like breathing for a demon chick.

Exhibit A:



Exhibit B:



Just look at how they dress! It's almost too easy.

Demon chicks are a funny lot, though. They're usually very adventurous, always looking for something new out of life. They don't like staying put and finding a niche. So they certainly aren't the marrying type. You date demon chicks. You don't marry them. That's why they dress so provocatively. Their entire life is one big Manhattan club scene.

Exhibit C:



If this is starting to sound too good to be true then I'm sorry to say it is. Demon chicks are not perfect. There is one serious issue.

Exhibit D:



Case in point.

They're insane. They'll throw a fit and go on a murderous rampage on a whim. They are super strong and can tear you apart. They will steal your soul because they thought it would be funny. It's like imagine the worst case of PMS conceivable. Now imagine that it can strike at random. That is what it's like dating a demon chick.

And then of course there is the issue of reproduction. A human and a demon will produce a half-demon. This is both good and bad. The good news is that as a half-demon, your offspring will most likely become a champion of justice. Fighting off evil to protect the innocent. The bad news is that in order to get to that point your child will have to suffer through years of physical and emotional abuse from both purebred demons and purebred humans.

And the worst part? By the time a half-demon manages to become a hero his parents are probably dead, having been killed by one enemy or another. So, yeah, if you have a kid with a demon chick you're probably fucked.

Conclusion:

Demon chicks are totally hot, always looking for sex, but are potentially life threatening and might even steal your soul. There isn't much of a future in this relationship. At best you die a quick death. At worst you die a slow one.


Furry Girls

Furry girls come in a variety of types but there is one unifying theme. A light coat of fur and/or significant animal characteristics. This is not a typical catgirl, people. Do not confuse them. Furry girls are a class of their own.

Exhibit A:



As you can see, furry girls are totally hot. They're cute, playful, and sometimes don't wear clothes. They'll cuddle up with you under the covers, press their nose against yours and let you know that they'll always be there for you.

These are the girls you hold on to. They are ideal for long term relationships. Furry girls are loving, loyal, and wild in the sack. They might not let it on all the time but under the right circumstances they will give you that look that just screams "come get me."

Exhibit B:



A furry girl will sometimes be tough. A warrior class. But behind the strong exterior there is always a girl looking to be cuddled and held close in front of a warm fireplace. She might push you away at first, fearful of starting a relationship, but deep down she's looking for her soul mate.

Exhibit C:



She might be headstrong but it's always because she feels obligated to fight for the innocent. She is, at her core, a heroic girl who sometimes takes on more than she can handle. A furry girl is always noble, honest, and caring.

Exhibit D:



Of course there are a few negatives. Interspecies relationships can be a challenge. If you want kids you might be out of luck because of the genetic incompatibilities. But if you're lucky the genes will be co-dominant and you'll be able to have some hybrid children.

The biggest problem is prejudice. The prejudices of the world will constantly be laid at your doorstep. You want to go for a walk with your furry girl? Be prepared for drive by heckles. "Fucking furfag!" It's unlikely the world will accept your relationship. You'll lose friends, jobs, and all kinds of opportunities. It will take a lot of willpower to make the relationship work in the face of such adversity.

Conclusion:

Furry girls are totally hot and will stay by your side. They will cuddle with you, flirt with you, and get wild in bed. While they are looking for a long term relationship, it won't come easy. There will be plenty of complications and it will be easy to walk away. Only the strongest relationships will be able to last.

Let year 5 begin!