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decrazed
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 •12/24/2006 03:37 AM (UTC) •
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Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Claws the better i say.



Thats exactly what I am talking about.


I guess its a kinky thing and kombous(forgot how to spell) can you even have sex?


Of course I can.


I mean legaly.


Did not know I needed a License.


Sorry i didnt make it clear enough are you the legal age for it?
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Kombosus
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 •12/24/2006 04:33 AM (UTC) •
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decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Claws the better i say.



Thats exactly what I am talking about.


I guess its a kinky thing and kombous(forgot how to spell) can you even have sex?


Of course I can.


I mean legaly.


Did not know I needed a License.


Sorry i didnt make it clear enough are you the legal age for it?


There's an age limitconfused
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 •12/24/2006 04:35 AM (UTC) •
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Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
decrazed Wrote:
Kombosus Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Claws the better i say.



Thats exactly what I am talking about.


I guess its a kinky thing and kombous(forgot how to spell) can you even have sex?


Of course I can.


I mean legaly.


Did not know I needed a License.


Sorry i didnt make it clear enough are you the legal age for it?


There's an age limitconfused


You gotta be a certain age to have sex legally is what this guy's tryin to say.
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queve
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 •12/25/2006 10:22 AM (UTC) •
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Mermaids all the way. Amazing and interesting...creatures.

Ariel kicks the shit out of any elf chick, they are just way too boring when compared to Mermaids.
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 •12/25/2006 04:12 PM (UTC) •
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I had a dream about a mermaid last night. I woke up with my head in my pillow case. I don't know how it happened either.
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 •12/25/2006 04:42 PM (UTC) •
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The_Purple_Bunny Wrote:
I had a dream about a mermaid last night. I woke up with my head in my pillow case. I don't know how it happened either.


Would have made sense if you had your legs in the pillow case, but whatever.
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Sex is like pizza... When its good, its great... and when its bad, its still pretty good

•12/25/2006 05:55 PM (UTC) •
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Mermaid - Vagina probably smells like fish

Elf Girl - Vagina probably smells like flowers

Im screwing Arya from Eragon before Ariel (Im not the Ms.Keebler type though)
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 •12/25/2006 06:03 PM (UTC) •
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Nightwolf1115 Wrote:
Mermaid - Vagina probably smells like fish

Elf Girl - Vagina probably smells like flowers

Im screwing Arya from Eragon before Ariel (Im not the Ms.Keebler type though)


It's pretty obvious: Superficial people prefer elf girls.
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Kombosus
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 •12/25/2006 06:27 PM (UTC) •
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There is no age limit the law may prohibit but the laws of nature are stronger.
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 •12/25/2006 08:12 PM (UTC) •
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the_shirt_ninja Wrote:
Nightwolf1115 Wrote:
Mermaid - Vagina probably smells like fish

Elf Girl - Vagina probably smells like flowers

Im screwing Arya from Eragon before Ariel (Im not the Ms.Keebler type though)


It's pretty obvious: Superficial people prefer elf girls.




No Just people with good taste prefer elf girls.
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 •12/26/2006 02:17 AM (UTC) •
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DeathScepter Wrote:
the_shirt_ninja Wrote:
Nightwolf1115 Wrote:
Mermaid - Vagina probably smells like fish

Elf Girl - Vagina probably smells like flowers

Im screwing Arya from Eragon before Ariel (Im not the Ms.Keebler type though)


It's pretty obvious: Superficial people prefer elf girls.




No Just people with good taste prefer elf girls.


lol, I would take the chick from LORT that's with Aragon.She's much hotter.wink
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 •12/27/2006 04:20 AM (UTC) •
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Here's the real question:
Who the fuck cares about fictional beings?
Fantasize about real chicks ppl.
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 •12/27/2006 04:31 AM (UTC) •
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airborneranger Wrote:
Here's the real question:
Who the fuck cares about fictional beings?
Fantasize about real chicks ppl.


S'alright poultry aint my "Thang"
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 •12/27/2006 04:01 PM (UTC) •
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Nightwolf1115 Wrote:
Mermaid - Vagina probably smells like fish

Elf Girl - Vagina probably smells like flowers

Im screwing Arya from Eragon before Ariel (Im not the Ms.Keebler type though)

I don't think Mermaids have any...
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 •12/27/2006 04:27 PM (UTC) •
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All vagina smells like fish i dont know if you have heard this but it is a joke i heard from afro-man track. A blind man is walking down the street and he stops at a fish market he turn on his and takes a deep breath
"WOOOOOOO GOOD MORNING LADIES."
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 •12/27/2006 09:32 PM (UTC) •
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Kombosus Wrote:
All vagina smells like fish i dont know if you have heard this but it is a joke i heard from afro-man track. A blind man is walking down the street and he stops at a fish market he turn on his and takes a deep breath
"WOOOOOOO GOOD MORNING LADIES."
Did you not know you had to be 18 to have sex leagaly , or did you not understand
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 •12/27/2006 09:46 PM (UTC) •
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Kombosus Wrote:
There is no age limit the law may prohibit but the laws of nature are stronger.

Well, I guess its not a law in the country he lives in ..... confused
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Sex is like pizza... When its good, its great... and when its bad, its still pretty good

•12/27/2006 10:19 PM (UTC) •
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Kombosus Wrote:
All vagina smells like fish i dont know if you have heard this but it is a joke i heard from afro-man track. A blind man is walking down the street and he stops at a fish market he turn on his and takes a deep breath
"WOOOOOOO GOOD MORNING LADIES."


That song is on my Ipod

Hey, I like elf girls because they arent half fish
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 •12/27/2006 10:25 PM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote Did you not know you had to be 18 to have sex leagaly , or did you not understand



Of course i knew that ye fewl.
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 •12/27/2006 11:20 PM (UTC) •
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airborneranger Wrote:
Here's the real question:
Who the fuck cares about fictional beings?
Fantasize about real chicks ppl.


Amen.
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 •12/27/2006 11:39 PM (UTC) •
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BarakasBoy Wrote:
airborneranger Wrote:
Here's the real question:
Who the fuck cares about fictional beings?
Fantasize about real chicks ppl.


Amen.


Its a Post just for Fun, Get over it. If you don't care about the Subject, then don't post....its that simple.
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decrazed
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 •12/28/2006 02:00 AM (UTC) •
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Barakaz_cuz Wrote:
BarakasBoy Wrote:
airborneranger Wrote:
Here's the real question:
Who the fuck cares about fictional beings?
Fantasize about real chicks ppl.


Amen.


Its a Post just for Fun, Get over it. If you don't care about the Subject, then don't post....its that simple.


Amen
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 •12/28/2006 05:19 AM (UTC) •
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queve Wrote:
Mermaids all the way. Amazing and interesting...creatures.

Ariel kicks the shit out of any elf chick, they are just way too boring when compared to Mermaids.


I figured it was only a matter of time before you got into this.Welcome back,
Queve.
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 •12/28/2006 08:30 AM (UTC) •
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I think this thread could use some more inspiration.

Mermaid:


Elf Girl:


And here's another pic of Uncle Jesse for no reason at all:

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 •12/28/2006 12:51 PM (UTC) •
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the_shirt_ninja Wrote:
It's pretty obvious: Superficial people prefer elf girls.


Guess I like elf girls then...
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