I sure do. She is a damned bitch

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My neighborhood is crazy....I'll leave it at that.

My neighborhood is full of old people. They run out with guns when they get mad. No joke.

My neighbors are mostly family members.

My naighbours are a bunch of teens that never stop partying... I need sleep!

Good thread by the way...

My neighbors in Canada are fine, no problems with them they are a nice Korean family.

BUT, when I lived in England we had this really old crazy couple (Mr + Mrs Roper if u want to know) that lived next to us. MAN they were nuts, the old man was a fat slob who never wore a shirt. The woman I didn't see much, but I remeber one time we left an old matress at the side of our house to get picked up my the garbage men. Well before it was picked up it had been blown over by the wind - so instead of leaning against our wall, it was now leaning on theirs. The woman storms over to our house screaming her head off, swearing and saying "i know you're in there, you can't hide, F' this, F' that, get that bloody matress of our house, bla bla bla." What a bitch.

And I used to play football (soccer) in the back garden, and occasionaly it would go over their fence. They HATED that, and said if they ever got before I get it back, then they'd puncture it. So I would just hop the fence (something all British people are good at!) and get it back.

So he thought he'd counter that by putting nails in the fence, so I couldn't hop it. Well the idiot only nalied them in so the flat head (not the pointy bit) was facing upward! What a dumbass.

My Dad got em back though, the Roper's were very patriotic and hated immigrants.
So when it was time to sell the house, my Dad showed it to a large Pakistani family. Roper said to my Dad "you're not gonna sell it to them are you?

Dad: "No, no way, no chance."

Roper: "Good."

And of course my dad sold it to em that afternoon. They have large parties all the time, and loud Pakistani music, cooking etc, I bet the Ropers must have moved by now!

My neighborhood is pretty calm but there is this one neighbor that is really annoying. He is known for poisoning this one ladies cats. If he saw one jump on his lawn he would go crazy and tell the lady to get the damn cats out of there. The cat lady said he poisoned a couple of her cats. Also if one of our dogs would jump the fence and run around the front yard and street he immediately calls the dog pound to pick them up. We have paid probably over $1,000 dollars in tickets because of him calling the damn pound all the time. And this other time my father was mowing the lawn and hepull out some root and then he threw it towards his back and accidently landed on our neighbors lawn. We then saw that idiot run all the way to our other neighbor telling him my dad through something in their lawn. The guys is psycho. He is an old grumpy, lonely, bastard.

Man, I know how you feel. Only happened to me once though. It was like 10:30 and these people about 2 houses down from me were partying and making so much noise I could hear them with both windows shut and locked in my room. I seriously was just about to go and ask my dad for one of his guns so I could go over there and blow their heads off.

So the answer is yes.

torchia Wrote: My naighbours are a bunch of teens that never stop partying... I need sleep!

this one italian family across the street from me has to be the worst group of people in my neighborhood, they are constantly causing trouble for people in the neighborhood, they are extremely racist, absolutely noone likes them not even thier immediate neighbors. Everytime they see my g/f they tend to make racial comments and what not, i was also unfortunate enough to go to highschool with these people, who thought they were real tough guys, but i am also much bigger than they are, and very easilly agitated by them and not afraid to show it. My highschool was a really racially devided highschool in several ways, you had to either fit into someones click or not fit into any by choice. Anyhow the family mother father brother and sister are all as far as i am concerned loads their mothers should have swallowed.

yes,my neighbor smokes weed and uses firecrackers in the rain.He yells sometime at 3:00AM in the morning sometimes.One time he ran down the street after no one with a Knife.He's cool sometime but he's mental Challenged.He can be cool one day and be gone the next.
There was another annoying Neighbor but she died.She used to call the cops on kids because they threw rocks in the street.Then when someone tried to help her like one of the other neighbors she would call them fat ass.One day I woke up I heard she died.And only 2 people were at her funeral.The Guy she called Fat Ass and his wife.She was up in age also.I wouldn't be caught dead in her house though.She was crazy. Just last week some people moved in.I hope they'll get rid of those spirits.If she were alive she would cuss them out.The new neighbors cut down the trees,changed the front yard ETC.The old lady that lived there never liked people walking on her lawn or messing with it.She even cussed out the Comcast people because they tried planting a Box on her front lawn.You need those boxes to get cable. Funny thing is the Cable company met the new neighbors yesterday and the cable guy said "It looks like the person who lived here NEVER had cable."LOL,she lived there for awhile before I was born.

i do..man u have sex w/ some 1 a few times when they were good looking.then 5 years later he just keeps bothering me..i have to like always sneak out my house so he doesnt c me...i hate it when people dont understand NO!!!

I've lived next door to this guy for 7 or 8 years now. As the years progress he gets more and more annoying and creepy.

First of all, he's a huge Furry. That alone should tell you something. He has this beard that for the longest time we would let grow wild and gross out anyone that came near him. The last few years of high school he became so odd and developed so many annoying tendencies that my and my freinds would do anything to keep him from tagging along with us whenever we did anything. He would sit in class (a senior mind you) and fart extremely loud and with a huge grin go "safety!", he shows off his huge collection of Furry porn/art like he's proud of it or something. Everytime you had a real conversation with him, you learned something you did NOT want to know about him (ie: The plastic hot dog incident, getting a blowjob from another guy, porking a fat goth on her period he met online... ect)

The dude just gets weirder and weirder and more and more annoying. Me and some freinds picked him up to hang out because we were desperate for some other company other than ourselves, and what does he do? He farts in my car, gripes about how his mom is going to make him pay for his own gas and car insurance now (he's 21 mind you) even though he gets fucking HANDED about 600 bucks a month because of his dad's life-insurance policy or something, he's never had to work a day for anything he's wanted, and he gets on his cellphone while we're driving and goes "Hey sis... Tell mom to start cooking. I'm hungry."

>_O God, I could go on and on and on and on...

My neighbors an asshole. A few years back when I used to go out every friday, and saturday night with my friends, they would park thier cars on my street which is narrow, and a dead end, so most of the time the whole middle of the street would be jamed up. They play their car sterios while sat around for a half hour to 45 min while we where deciding what to do that night. A few times he decided to be an asshole and call the cops on us for blocking up the street, even though no one needed to get out, and there is only 3 houses on my street in cluding mine. He even tryed to get in my friends faces,a bout being to loud, my freind nicknames "Sasaquach" for obvious reasons, got right in my neighbors face for leaning on his car.

Quirk Wrote: I've lived next door to this guy for 7 or 8 years now. As the years progress he gets more and more annoying and creepy. First of all, he's a huge Furry. That alone should tell you something. He has this beard that for the longest time we would let grow wild and gross out anyone that came near him. The last few years of high school he became so odd and developed so many annoying tendencies that my and my freinds would do anything to keep him from tagging along with us whenever we did anything. He would sit in class (a senior mind you) and fart extremely loud and with a huge grin go "safety!", he shows off his huge collection of Furry porn/art like he's proud of it or something. Everytime you had a real conversation with him, you learned something you did NOT want to know about him (ie: The plastic hot dog incident, getting a blowjob from another guy, porking a fat goth on her period he met online... ect) The dude just gets weirder and weirder and more and more annoying. Me and some freinds picked him up to hang out because we were desperate for some other company other than ourselves, and what does he do? He farts in my car, gripes about how his mom is going to make him pay for his own gas and car insurance now (he's 21 mind you) even though he gets fucking HANDED about 600 bucks a month because of his dad's life-insurance policy or something, he's never had to work a day for anything he's wanted, and he gets on his cellphone while we're driving and goes "Hey sis... Tell mom to start cooking. I'm hungry." >_O God, I could go on and on and on and on...

Sounds like a Real Life Bo Rai'Cho.

Him and my next door neighbor should hang out.

yeah so i was talking about mortal kombat deception the other day and this other member..."member" should i say... decides to annoy the shit out of my by putting out a post that is retarded....and then the rest of my block...."other members" incourage him by posting back. Real Assholes let me tell ya!

Yes, as a matter of fact my whole town has an annoying neighbor!!! His name is ME!!!

I'm An Asshole!!!!



Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

takermk Wrote: My neighborhood is full of old people. They run out with guns when they get mad. No joke.

LOL Taker, Me and you must be living in the smae neighborhood!

I have 3. One talks so loud that you can hear her from 3 stories high, one bitches about my Bulldog humping her french poodle, and last but not least ol' miss cranford right next door, always, and I mean always, talking about how bush should be impeached, bush should be impeached. I am always like, "Please let her stop, I cannot take this shit anymore," and then she goes on talking more shit and I get even madder. I really really hate those three old hags and I hope they move or even better, I can move away from them. Yeah, that would be great.

yes i have many. 1 that calls the cops for working on a car in the driveway and playin music, another for playing basket ball in the road or that yells and threatens me when i walk my dog on her side walk. one old lady who stares at my car and me everytime i see her she just stares with this look. these two girls down the street im sure you know about these types, those white fat ghetto girls... cant stand them they walk up and down the streets yelling and screaming all down and their parents have called the cops on me because on day when i was driving home they were walking with their boyfriends and wouldnt get out of my way so i kind of hit one of them, after honking the horn many many times ( lol no i didnt run them over i just kind of bumped them very gently i was going like 3-5 MPH) another old lady who called the cops on me because i walked on her side walk, yeah i WALKED on a sideWALK and she called the cops on me. then you just have your randomly assorted little kids with can be very annoying. well thats all i cant think of for right now

wikedklown00 Wrote: yes i have many. 1 that calls the cops for working on a car in the driveway and playin music, another for playing basket ball in the road or that yells and threatens me when i walk my dog on her side walk. one old lady who stares at my car and me everytime i see her she just stares with this look. these two girls down the street im sure you know about these types, those white fat ghetto girls... cant stand them they walk up and down the streets yelling and screaming all down and their parents have called the cops on me because on day when i was driving home they were walking with their boyfriends and wouldnt get out of my way so i kind of hit one of them, after honking the horn many many times ( lol no i didnt run them over i just kind of bumped them very gently i was going like 3-5 MPH) another old lady who called the cops on me because i walked on her side walk, yeah i WALKED on a sideWALK and she called the cops on me. then you just have your randomly assorted little kids with can be very annoying. well thats all i cant think of for right now

LOL,Im picturing you hitting one the fat ladies with a car at 3 MPH.You should take some pics.Thats the funniest thing I ever heard on MKO.

My neighbors, Zack and Miles, are mentally challenged bigoted assholes who won't stop throwing shit at my house.

haha yes seeing their faces as i hit them was the funny part though. they just had their "oh no he didnt" shocked look on their face and luckly i have an old wide Caddy because if i had a newer small car they probably would have taken out my mirrors or fenders or something

One of my neighors( who i use to be friends with) is nothing but a fruad that is a shovanist arrogant asshole. He is always trying to make friends by faulting about stuff he doesn't care about(such as trying to make one of my friends believe he is into metal and he can't stand it)or showing porno to people. I can't stand him.

He sounds like a very disgraceful man. Irine4, you should try and talk to that guy or somethung and get him to stop making a fool outta himself.