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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Why can't people learn to reduce quotes? Or make a proper hyperlink?
Why can't people learn to reduce quotes? Or make a proper hyperlink?
I second that question!


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UlcaTron Wrote:
It's k.
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
My sig is hawt ; )
My sig is hawt ; )
It's k.
I agree to an extent,but I wasn't aiming for anything past "basic" in terms of detail.But I really liked the way it turned out.
; )


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WoW player Name:grubgrub realm:dragonmaw HORDE
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Drive by *bang bang bang*
aww man thats the 4th drive by i have seen
aww man thats the 4th drive by i have seen
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Why can't people learn to reduce quotes? Or make a proper hyperlink?
Why can't people learn to reduce quotes? Or make a proper hyperlink?
I can...it's just that it's the Drive By thread..so who gives a fuck...
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Maggo Wrote:
You will watch my show!!!!!!! You will watch my show!!!!

You will watch my show!!!!!!! You will watch my show!!!!
-.-
*watches the Colbert Report*
(>'.')>=}===> EXCALIBUR KIRBEH!

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Maggo Wrote:
What's wrong with this picture?
What's wrong with this picture?
lol, holy crap dude. I watched it and spotted that. That rarely happens.


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Satan


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YAY! Bootz is finally back!
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I just realized that everyone in my band but me went to Catholic school...including my buddy, fellow rocker, and former alcoholic that broke his leg in a car accident...Brett...
Oh, i want to share a little story with you...it embarasses the hell out of Brett, but it's the way he got his nickname...B-Baby....
So, like i said, most of my friends went to Catholic school. Well, Brett and 3 of my other friends go into the bathroom after lunch. And there pissing and talking, and then out of the "corner of his eye", My friend Derek looks over at Brett (who is his cousin so i guess this is ok) and says REALLY loud
"Dude! Brett, it looks like you GOT ONE" (they were 13 at the time, so bare with the "immature actions")
So, Brett pulls his pants up, but this was the time of Sweatpants and Silk shorts and shit...so it still showed...so my friend, Brian...Walks up and slaps it...and hes like "Oh my god! He DOES GOT ONE!!!"
so they all laugh at him, and they start calling him Boner man and B-Man...
Well, then he runs CRYING into the classroom...where the NUN is...and she asks him why he's crying...
"The other guys were making fun of me"
and she replys "Why were they making fun of you my child?"
So, he takes his hand of his crotch and says "Because i got one in the bathroom!"
*small pause with more sobs*
"Got What my child?"-Nun
"A BONER!!!-Brett
Then brett continues to cry, and is taken to the Principals...and is taken home by his mom and Dad...And because of the crying "B-man" was changed to "B-Baby"
God...Kids can be cruel..Though i have to admit that when i heard the story, i cried i was laughing so hard...because he got a BONER in the BOYS BATHROOM at a CATHOLIC school, and then CRIED about it to a NUN!!!
Ah...good times...good times...
Oh, i want to share a little story with you...it embarasses the hell out of Brett, but it's the way he got his nickname...B-Baby....
So, like i said, most of my friends went to Catholic school. Well, Brett and 3 of my other friends go into the bathroom after lunch. And there pissing and talking, and then out of the "corner of his eye", My friend Derek looks over at Brett (who is his cousin so i guess this is ok) and says REALLY loud
"Dude! Brett, it looks like you GOT ONE" (they were 13 at the time, so bare with the "immature actions")
So, Brett pulls his pants up, but this was the time of Sweatpants and Silk shorts and shit...so it still showed...so my friend, Brian...Walks up and slaps it...and hes like "Oh my god! He DOES GOT ONE!!!"
so they all laugh at him, and they start calling him Boner man and B-Man...
Well, then he runs CRYING into the classroom...where the NUN is...and she asks him why he's crying...
"The other guys were making fun of me"
and she replys "Why were they making fun of you my child?"
So, he takes his hand of his crotch and says "Because i got one in the bathroom!"
*small pause with more sobs*
"Got What my child?"-Nun
"A BONER!!!-Brett
Then brett continues to cry, and is taken to the Principals...and is taken home by his mom and Dad...And because of the crying "B-man" was changed to "B-Baby"
God...Kids can be cruel..Though i have to admit that when i heard the story, i cried i was laughing so hard...because he got a BONER in the BOYS BATHROOM at a CATHOLIC school, and then CRIED about it to a NUN!!!
Ah...good times...good times...


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Yeah, you're mature.
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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Yeah, you're mature.
Yeah, you're mature.
hey, i wasn't there...i just said i heard the story AFTER it happened...if i was there it'd probably be a story i wouldn't repeat online...
What a story! First it is bad enough to be looking at someone else in the stalls/ stand-up-pottie's but wow it is even worse that he took it upon himself to smack the erection. The way the story continues to the Nun is funny too. In sex ed we learned that it is impossible for a man to pee with an erection, but I was like "that's untrue" but no other guy in my class would back me up and all the girl's were like "you're weird."
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Well, it IS untrue..and i got it backwards...
Brian spotted it, And his Cousing Derek slapped it...
I thought about posting it in your quote thread...but...eh...maybe later...
Brian spotted it, And his Cousing Derek slapped it...
I thought about posting it in your quote thread...but...eh...maybe later...
Faith_No_More Wrote:
Brian spotted it, And his Cousing Derek slapped it...
I thought about posting it in your quote thread...but...eh...maybe later...
Brian spotted it, And his Cousing Derek slapped it...
I thought about posting it in your quote thread...but...eh...maybe later...
The way you kept using the pronoun it, it kind of sounded like you were thinking of posting an erection in the quote thread.
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(Erik) Wrote:
The way you kept using the pronoun it, it kind of sounded like you were thinking of posting an erection in the quote thread.
Faith_No_More Wrote:
Brian spotted it, And his Cousing Derek slapped it...
I thought about posting it in your quote thread...but...eh...maybe later...
Brian spotted it, And his Cousing Derek slapped it...
I thought about posting it in your quote thread...but...eh...maybe later...
The way you kept using the pronoun it, it kind of sounded like you were thinking of posting an erection in the quote thread.
hmm....
Nah...it's too short...
.....from what i've heard...
Argh to pronouns because I've really got no idea what you're talking about. If you are still talking about erections when you say short, haven't you accidentally seen it when you and your friends hang out nude?
BUT. I don't want to discuss this anymore so instead I'll go argh. Why do people claim to be insomniacs when they're all sleeping at night.
BUT. I don't want to discuss this anymore so instead I'll go argh. Why do people claim to be insomniacs when they're all sleeping at night.
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(Erik) Wrote:
Argh to pronouns because I've really got no idea what you're talking about. If you are still talking about erections when you say short, haven't you accidentally seen it when you and your friends hang out nude?
BUT. I don't want to discuss this anymore so instead I'll go argh. Why do people claim to be insomniacs when they're all sleeping at night.
Argh to pronouns because I've really got no idea what you're talking about. If you are still talking about erections when you say short, haven't you accidentally seen it when you and your friends hang out nude?
BUT. I don't want to discuss this anymore so instead I'll go argh. Why do people claim to be insomniacs when they're all sleeping at night.
i don't know the answer to that...and it was supposed to be a double thing...
And, yes...i have seen Brett Naked...yeah...it's what you'd expect...
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