Oh, and happy birthday leo!
Here's your birthday present:

My Ding-a-ling! My Ding-A-Ling! I play with my Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Ah...Chuck Berry...
Oh, my friend Levi got hit by a car...

It's hard being Gods gift to earth you have so much pressure on you.

If you're God's gift, Earth would rather have received a pair of oversized boxers.

hi how are you today

Hi there!

Damn is he alright?

He'll be fine...just in a lot of pain and with a couple bruised ribs...or something like that...Nothing broken...just enough of a hit to make him have to stay in the hospital for a day or two...

Damn, what a bitch that must be.
You sound like a lot of my friends. Whenever one of us gets injured we're always making jokes. When I broke my leg we were all laughing on the way to the hospital.

Similar situation when my friend Brett got in a Car Crash...He broke his leg, destroyed his car...lost his beer...
He crawled to his phone, called ME..and in the most calm voice i've ever heard, said "Dude, Ford...can you come get me? I'm on the side of the road by Denny's near town, crashed my car...and, oh yeah, i think i might have a broken leg..."
Well, i thought he was kidding, but i went to get him...And the whole way to the hospital, he was explaining what happened...and was LAUGHING about it...
But, soon after that, he got gay...so now we barley speak...

OMG, that's hilarious.

Hear that kids? That's called intolerance!

Not "hey, Jim, let's fuck!" gay...gay as in "Wow, that dude is a complete asshole"
He's married now to a woman who gets out of prison next week...

I remember a prison scene in the movie Oldboy.

I remember a prison scene in the movie American History X.

Doesn't everyone?

I never saw American History X. :(

Ok, who that has SEEN the movie doesn't remember the Prison Scene?

Watch it. Now. Go on.

Thanks for the Happy Birthdays, guys! It meant a lot that you guys cared I was sitting up here on the computer all of August 1st, refreshing the page every 60 seconds to see if someone congratulated me.
pindap24, I fucking love your images, man. Where do you find that hilarious crap? LoL

I am actually going to watch Trainspotting right now. :)

trainspotting?

Oh hot damn , this is my jam...
Keep me partying till the A.M
Y'all don't understand , make me throw my hands
In the ayer , ay , ayer , ayer , ay , ayer!!

So, you're using it in the completely immature and ignorant way? Gotcha.