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Chuck Norris vs. Chef Boyardee would own.

Thanks a lot bro!
Anyways, i've picked up Legend today, and i must admit it is a quite interesting game. People say that Anniversary is much better... well, it is better indeed, but Legend has some great exclusive stuff to it too.
With Legend today, and Tenchu Fatal Shadows that should be arriving from Ebay.uk somewhere this week, i'll start saving money, mainly for Tomb Raider Underworld, but also some other crap i must pick up.

Life is like a box of chocolates, after a while it all tastes the same and makes you sick.....

I would so be Ryuuk

I'm totally gonna be ME!!!!

Hey guys, my summer is ending tomorrow.
I've gotta say, Bahamas, parties, tons of shit. A real great summer. I also got to spend it with my girlfriend. =)
How's everyone else's summer gone?

I may finally be getting a PS3 Now F1 Championship Edition and Gran Turismo 5 Prologue can stop collecting dust(if it happens).

Ssssssswwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttt.

Still gonna be me if this ever turns into a game

Here's my collection of, Wii games enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYLgkN_qTyg

I never enjoyed the Tomb Raider games. I remember playing with friends when I was younger and turning her at the screen and shooting and they were all like pretending to dodge it. And then I just kept jumping off of a ledge and trying to use an item that you can't use so she'd be like "No." right before she died.
My summer ends August 30th. Since I haven't done much this summer, yesterday I decided I am going to party. And where did I wind up? A hospital. Acute alcohol intoxication. Someone also stole my money and camera.

So last night you swallowed liquor and a lighter, and this morning you threw up fire? Cool.

This was posted in the forums of the Ultimate Guitar website in a thread called "Stupidest Thing You've Done In a Music Store" and it's probably the funniest thing i've ever read ever.
"This one time, in a guitar store, there I was like totally walking up to this rad full-stack when oh no, I tripped over a vintage les paul.
Luckily, I'm a ninja guitar star so I did a forward roll into a backflip, caught the les paul and blasted out a face melting version of stairway to intimidate this mentally retarted kid on life support in a wheelchair that was trying to play it through an MG. What a loser.
Then I broke a string and totally freaked out and realised the amp wasn't on and I was in fact trying to stick my penis in the input on the amp"

lol.

WooW dude, i hope you're alright now!
The Tomb Raider series is among my favourite. I simply love it.
Anyways, my hair finally reached shoulder length!!
And what's even cooler is that it is a bit curly, and light brown coloured with blonde reflexes! Ok, i'll get over myself...

No wonder her ass is so big.

Im here people. Preds the man.

who are you?

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Go to wikipedia, search George Lopez and go to his films section.

LOL! I saw this in theatres preview i was like....Omfg