I just had amazing sex. =]

I could TOTALLY use a cookie right now.

Wish I lived near you, because I'm in the market for an acoustic, and my friend is looking to get a bass :(

I just had terrible sex.

I just slapped the snake.

I just had a packet of crisps.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Top that bitches.

jk... i've actually been on kind of a dry spell...
on a completely unrelated note, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 looks fuckin bananas. it looks like they're gonna use the Civil War story, which is cool IMO

That makes one of us. I haven't had sex in over a month. My girlfriend is studying abroad in London for the semester.
On an unrelated (and very sad) note, my aunt had to be rushed to the hospital on Thursday because her water broke, yet she was only 5 months into her pregnancy. An emergency C-section was done but the baby only survived for 15 minutes.

I'm so sorry to hear that happened.

On a completely unrelated note:
"Whatchu got Adolf? Whatchu gonna do? How about this one...World War 2!"
Too soon?
I've never been racist in my life but I can't help but wonder....where are all the Jews on MKO?
Come to think of it....I've never known anyone in my life who was Jewish.
I'm starting to think they're all hiding from me.
Maybe it has something to do with that moustache I started growing a couple years back.....

It wasn't amazing.. it was fantastic.

I'm sick. Somehow it started in my throat and went into my nose. Never heard of that happening before.
Saw Quantum of Solace last night. It was, eh, okay. The camera went everywhere though, it gave me a headache. I also had a hard time understanding some the dialogue with the thickness/cheezyness of some of the accents. I'd advise the makers of the films to slow it down a bit, just a bit, and not sacrifice clarity for ZOMGDIEHARDFASTPACEAKSHUN! Apparently, I'm not the only one with this complaint, either. May this be a lesson to the creators.
I liked M a lot in this one, though. Hell, I like her in all the Bond movies she's been in. Judi Dench is one of my favorite actresses.
I just looked out my window and saw a squirrel carry a whole bagel up a tree using nothing but his/her mouth.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Why top when there's a bottom?
Hot snow falls up while people in Mexico wears hats on their asses and their shoes on their hands?
PEOPLE!!! Digging holes to China works perfeclty fine if you have the right ass shovel to dig. Doesn't it mean that within a week of digging I'll get there? Not sure, why I should be asking you.
But if cookies were to dominate the fucking planet, why couldn't we defend ourselves with our mouths instead of our dicks? Cookies have no assholes on them, just chips.
CHIPS! The amazing power of a name that could be a name of a food brand and a name of a boy. I would like to name my son Megatron so I can be the Cobra Commander and WHAT THE FUCK? How'd that happen? I reached 999,999,999 points on Tetris and THERE'S STILL 1 MORE FUCKING LEVEL I GOTTA BEAT.
You know what that means:
You might understand why this was the best clip to find
^All you have wittnessed as been a twisted ass moment that Icebaby sometimes usually suffers when she's bored. Online actions are not rated by the ESRB, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY THE ESRB!

The service for the baby will be this coming week. They didn't even get to name him before he went.

That's really sad. My aunt lost her baby. Although it was a few months after the birth. It's a terribly unfair thing.

EDIT: How the fuck did I manage to double post?

Uh, in related news on Thursday my Uncle and soon-to-be Aunt had a baby. Jaraea. She's half white and half black, which is awesome since I'm half white and half Asian.

Interesting, the baby looks very white to me.

So i bought Slayers South of Heaven off itunes its really awesome. i had the album once but lost it . Nice to have it and on my ipod!

Stupid me!!!!! I was waiting forever for the White Zombie box set to be released and it has already been released i can't believe I let this get passed me. The price is pretty steep it was like almost 80 bucks. Looks like gotta save a bit to get this.
It suppose to include every song White Zombies done and it comes with a DVD with live performances. Being a big WZ fan I'll definitely shell out the money for this