I think IceBaby brings up a good point, but with some minimal research, I could not find an answer that is satisfactory.
Aside from the it is shut up because that is the way it is answers that I found online, I just asked a friend and this was his theory: your jaw has to go up to stop talking. I'm very satisfied with that answer.

Alright, this is hard for me to say...so listen up people.
As most of you know, I'm Married and have kids,i went from being fired from my Job at TGI Fridays in Ohio for being high and singing to the customers to being the Assistant manager at Bob's Music in California. I've told stories of my friends being retarded (and naked, don't forget naked), my dreams of 10 Story Castles and Fucking my Friends sisters...and in one case, their mom...i've been an open book with you, BUT...not EVERYTHING i've told you is true...
This is hard to say, so i'm not gonna beat around the bush...I'm just gonna fuck this up the ass...

But my smile stays on no longer. . .

Hey baby.

Down my pants.

Now that's another thing to talk about as well. STFU... put a period in front of the T and you get St. Fu.... Saint Fu get it? Ha ha ha I crack myself up at times.
Now how come it couldn't be shut the fuck down? I mean why does everything has to be up not down? That's something to think about, because if we just shut the fuck down then we would look down and be like "okay, I'll shut down." We say to the other to shut up, they'll look up and they'll continue talking.
When you have nothing else to do, you think about something that people could care less and you put that into thought, trying to figure out why this became known so well in our world.
Just like, who the hell thought up of the middle finger flip? I mean, someone seriously thought that the finger is something to point at when you're pissed off at someone? I'm not sure, was it used for when you're pissed off, or was there another reason because I really think that there was anither reason.

You said that last time, but I found nothing.

Burn.
Oh, your breakfast, now brunch, is right here. ;]

Someone busted my Mom's car window?
People are so fucking lame these days...

Enjoy it. In about 10-15 years, these will be the "good ol' days".

What a selfish girl. I'm really disappointed in her. She used to be the one I preferred in the group, but at some point during the break in between Lyudi Invalidy and Vesyolye Ulybki I started liking Lena a lot more. I actually googled this, and it appears to have some truth behind it. t.A.T.u. even wrote a blog about it on MySpace.

I see nobody cares about my Smelly feet...so, i'm outta here...
laterz

Problem solved.

Um, the reason you don't 'shut up' a computer is because it doesn't sound like a dying elephant with Alzheimer's when it talks. Could it be computer's don't have a mouth !?!?!?! lasdiaspdiflaoalaslsadkflsj !!111one one
Shut up is the suggestion to take your jaw, and secure it tightly against the top of your skull - where it should have been in the first place.

I suggest you take his advice.

The movie 'Blindness' was... a strange movie. Basically there was a virus going around making everyone go blind, and whoever the blind people touched or made contact with physically (one girl went blind while having sex with a guy) would end up going blind too soon.
Thing is, it wasn't exactly a heart warming film. The guards of the place where the people with the virus were treated them like shit, shooting anyone that got too far out of the building.
Ward 3 was a ward with this guy who had a gun, blind, but he had a gun, and everyone else was blind, AND he had a naturally blind person (someone used to living blind) to help him with things. Also, his entire ward was as 'evil' as him.
His ward got all the food, and forced the other wards to give them jewelry for food. Once all was given, they decided that they wanted woman to rape. The wards ended up having women 'give' themselves away. It showed the rape scenes...
Thing is, there was ONE woman who lied about being blind. She never went blind, could always see, and that's how she killed the guy with the gun. At one point, she tries burning down ward 3. She finds out there are no guards there protecting them. They go outside, and see the whole world (at least their whole world) has gone blind, and only she can see.
Of course, this is getting to the end of the movie, but I recommend watching it... Alone, preferably. You don't wanna lose a date >.>
One thing that I found interesting tho was that it wasn't a bunch of people that were totally clueless. At the beginning, the first blind person was brought home by this guy only to get robbed by that guy, and the robber goes blind, and the two meet up and get into a blind fight. You end up finding out that the robber is also a pervert... Interesting characters, it wasn't a people coming together movie. It was 'survival of the fittest and most cunning' movie.

Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears
And look at the mess I'm in
A broken nose and a broken heart
An empty bottle of gin
Well I sit and I pray
In my broken down Chevrolet
While I'm singin' to myself
There's got to be another way
Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm lonely and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I've searched and I've searched
To find the perfect life
A brand new car and a brand new suit
I even got me a little wife
But wherever I have gone
I was sure to find myself there
You can run all your life
But not go anywhere
Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm sick and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'll pass the bar on the way
To my dingy hotel room
I spent all my money
I've been drinkin' since half past noon
I'll wake there in the mornin'
Or maybe in the county jail
Times are hard, getting harder
I'm born to lose and destined to fail
Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm lonely and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain

Red Flag sucks in my opinion. Their voices are annoying in that song.

Useless bullshit... funny, isn't basically anything that's said on this thread useless? Yeah... I don't need to take advice from a stranger such as yourself. So you wanting me to take your advice on shutting me up... fuck that.
On other news, censorship bites hard on the ass!

No more flaming in here. kthanks.

what's up icebaby?
I'm watching Super Troopers it makes me want to grow out my mustache lol