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devilwithin
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The boy kicked out at the world. The world kicked back a lot fuckin' harder.

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 •08/31/2009 02:04 PM (UTC) •
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ThePredator151 Wrote:
This is bullshit.

The Devil is always closer than you imagine he could be.


Thats not true. I would like to say is, your living room does look lovely from outside.
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Nightcrow
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 •08/31/2009 08:34 PM (UTC) •
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I myself, personally find car sex to be impossible. If one is comfortable, it's really hard for the other one to also be, and the lack of room for movement and freedom of will, completely ruins it.
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Lolacaust
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 •08/31/2009 09:08 PM (UTC) •
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That's why you do it on top of the car.
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devilwithin
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The boy kicked out at the world. The world kicked back a lot fuckin' harder.

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 •08/31/2009 11:24 PM (UTC) •
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Lolacaust Wrote:
That's why you do it on top of the car.


lol
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Icebaby
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 •08/31/2009 11:40 PM (UTC) •
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Ugh, sex is quite a popular thing during college. Though, I'm still having trouble debating what's going on in the room above me.

For the past week, I've been disturbed by pounding noises on my ceiling, believing that there's someone up there. Talked to the RA, said that there's no one in there.

I don't believe in ghosts. People around here say that my college is haunted. There's an abandoned gym here that people say if you go in, you hear cheers and a basketball bouncing.

I want to go in now because of that and see and hear if it's real. Though, if there's really a person above my room that's having sex... where the heck is the fire extinguisher? My friend thought it's a lot funnier to video tape it and send it off to their parents... uhh... that's disgusting and that would be classified as porn. No, no, my idea is better. Get an extinguisher and hose them off. Do you know how cold that would be?

I wouldn't mind getting in trouble. It would honestly let me go back to sleep at night... who the heck does it in 2 in the morning?
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I wouldn't mind getting in trouble. It would honestly let me go back to sleep at night... who the heck does it in 2 in the morning?


WOW. Wait until you start doing it which I'm sure will happen sooner then later and you'll know why.
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 •09/01/2009 12:33 AM (UTC) •
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I wouldn't mind getting in trouble. It would honestly let me go back to sleep at night... who the heck does it in 2 in the morning?


Me. Many other people. Nearly everyone in college. I've gotten used to the sound of my roommate banging a coworker in the room next to me.

I love my roomates though. We have en eclectic house. The "mom", the lesbian, the slut, and the crazy bitch. Guess who the crazy bitch is. :)))))
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UlcaTron
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 •09/01/2009 12:53 AM (UTC) •
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Frack you.
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Toxik
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 •09/01/2009 02:03 AM (UTC) •
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Somebody go do my request at the sig/avatar request thread. Thanks :)
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 •09/01/2009 03:11 AM (UTC) •
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Chan_Ming Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
I wouldn't mind getting in trouble. It would honestly let me go back to sleep at night... who the heck does it in 2 in the morning?


Me. Many other people. Nearly everyone in college. I've gotten used to the sound of my roommate banging a coworker in the room next to me.

I love my roomates though. We have en eclectic house. The "mom", the lesbian, the slut, and the crazy bitch. Guess who the crazy bitch is. :)))))


Yeah, that's what a lot of the seniors on my XC team tells me, just get use to it. Though it's going to take me a loooooooong time. I get aggravated easily by things that probably would bother people.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •09/01/2009 03:39 AM (UTC) •
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OMG! Growing up!
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boomboom
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I hate this place.

 •09/01/2009 04:06 AM (UTC) •
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We had a place that we could call home, and a life that no one could touch....
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 •09/01/2009 04:36 AM (UTC) •
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My back hurts...
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boomboom
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I hate this place.

 •09/01/2009 04:39 AM (UTC) •
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I *would* massage it, but I don't happen to be near you atm.
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Toxik
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 •09/01/2009 04:41 AM (UTC) •
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I miss Minneapolis.
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boomboom
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I hate this place.

 •09/01/2009 04:43 AM (UTC) •
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I missed you, and looky looky you're back.

So minneapolis will come back too.

Or you'll come back to it, w.e you prefer.
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(Erik)
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 •09/01/2009 05:00 AM (UTC) •
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Ew. I bought 'Tooth Whitening' toothpaste and mouthwash and they both taste so nasty that my mouth doesn't even feel clean afterwards.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •09/01/2009 05:41 AM (UTC) •
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Ew. I bought 'Tooth Whitening' toothpaste and mouthwash and they both taste so nasty that my mouth doesn't even feel clean afterwards.

That is not the best way to get the taste of cock out of your mouth...



Not that I'd know anything about that...
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Archaic
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 •09/01/2009 03:21 PM (UTC) •
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What's going on with this site?



ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.


THATS WHAT I THOT!

(insert smiley spam here)
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Torchia
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 •09/01/2009 03:33 PM (UTC) •
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My vagina hurts.
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Chan_Ming
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 •09/01/2009 05:45 PM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
My vagina hurts.


Need some Midol?
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Torchia
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 •09/01/2009 06:03 PM (UTC) •
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Chan_Ming Wrote:
torchia Wrote:
My vagina hurts.


Need some Midol?


No thank you.

It probably hurts from the sex change I apparently had.
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UlcaTron
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 •09/01/2009 10:45 PM (UTC) •
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Things are good still
:D

how are you guys?
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •09/01/2009 10:48 PM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
Chan_Ming Wrote:
torchia Wrote:
My vagina hurts.


Need some Midol?


No thank you.

It probably hurts from the sex change I apparently had.

That's what you do with my money? Pffff...
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Toxik
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 •09/01/2009 10:58 PM (UTC) •
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UlcaTron Wrote:
how are you guys?



We are great! At least I am.
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