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Vash_15 Wrote:
Make sure that doesn't end up being literal
Jironobou Wrote:
...well, I'm screwed
...well, I'm screwed
Make sure that doesn't end up being literal
nope, but the words infected, arm, broken, glass, blood, loss and amputation come to mind..
something about your sig seems familiar.


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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boomboom Wrote:
We are the angry and the desperate, the hungry and the cold. We are the ones who kept quiet and always did what we were told.....
We are the angry and the desperate, the hungry and the cold. We are the ones who kept quiet and always did what we were told.....
...Christians?


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boomboom Wrote:
Other than keeping quiet, yes.
Other than keeping quiet, yes.
how about Jesus? he was a Christian and he kept quiet, when people killed him he didn't complain
mhm. From all I remember, while on the cross, he was trying to convert some criminal that was also being killed with him on a diff cross to believe in God and repent, etc....
So, no, not jesus.
Btw, Jesus will be coming back as Super Saiyan Jesus.
Proof here: Super Saiyan Jesus
So, no, not jesus.
Btw, Jesus will be coming back as Super Saiyan Jesus.
Proof here: Super Saiyan Jesus


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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boomboom Wrote:
mhm. From all I remember, while on the cross, he was trying to convert some criminal that was also being killed with him on a diff cross to believe in God and repent, etc....
So, no, not jesus.
Btw, Jesus will be coming back as Super Saiyan Jesus.
Proof here: Super Saiyan Jesus
mhm. From all I remember, while on the cross, he was trying to convert some criminal that was also being killed with him on a diff cross to believe in God and repent, etc....
So, no, not jesus.
Btw, Jesus will be coming back as Super Saiyan Jesus.
Proof here: Super Saiyan Jesus
Jesus already came back, he is just training.
Proof(that he came back, not that he's training)


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How adorable...
Warm yourself by the fire son, and the morning will come soon. I'll tell you
stories of a better time, in a place that we once knew. Before we packed our bags and left all this behind us in the dust, we had a place that we could call home, and a life no one could touch.
stories of a better time, in a place that we once knew. Before we packed our bags and left all this behind us in the dust, we had a place that we could call home, and a life no one could touch.


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kingjolly Wrote:
How adorable...

How adorable...
I didn't make it...
"BROFIST!!!"
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Icebaby Wrote:
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
For what reason?


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There must be more than this provincial life...
Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
For what reason?
Icebaby Wrote:
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
For what reason?
I have a terrible cursing addiction... and hearing this guy on vent one day while playing WoW, it reminded me of myself... Fuck this, fuck that... fucking fucking fucking... I mean seriously, I don't see the point in using them anymore if I was just going to abuse them like crazy.
So, I just wanted to stop.

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Icebaby Wrote:
I have a terrible cursing addiction... and hearing this guy on vent one day while playing WoW, it reminded me of myself... Fuck this, fuck that... fucking fucking fucking... I mean seriously, I don't see the point in using them anymore if I was just going to abuse them like crazy.
So, I just wanted to stop.
Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
For what reason?
Icebaby Wrote:
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
For what reason?
I have a terrible cursing addiction... and hearing this guy on vent one day while playing WoW, it reminded me of myself... Fuck this, fuck that... fucking fucking fucking... I mean seriously, I don't see the point in using them anymore if I was just going to abuse them like crazy.
So, I just wanted to stop.
Repressing yourself is worse than swearing.
Shyriu Wrote:
Dude, you're in Canada, everything has taxes except unsalted peanuts(for real).
torchia Wrote:
I accidentally ate a loonie a year ago.
I just crapped out a penny.
Even my body charges interest. :(
I accidentally ate a loonie a year ago.
I just crapped out a penny.
Even my body charges interest. :(
Dude, you're in Canada, everything has taxes except unsalted peanuts(for real).
...WHAT!? THEY'VE BEEN CHARGING ME TAXES ON UNSALTED PEANUTS FOR YEARS!!!


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This is bullshit.
The Devil is always closer than you imagine he could be.
The Devil is always closer than you imagine he could be.
torchia Wrote:
...WHAT!? THEY'VE BEEN CHARGING ME TAXES ON UNSALTED PEANUTS FOR YEARS!!!
Shyriu Wrote:
Dude, you're in Canada, everything has taxes except unsalted peanuts(for real).
torchia Wrote:
I accidentally ate a loonie a year ago.
I just crapped out a penny.
Even my body charges interest. :(
I accidentally ate a loonie a year ago.
I just crapped out a penny.
Even my body charges interest. :(
Dude, you're in Canada, everything has taxes except unsalted peanuts(for real).
...WHAT!? THEY'VE BEEN CHARGING ME TAXES ON UNSALTED PEANUTS FOR YEARS!!!
Well, do you post on the worst site in the history of Mortal Kombat, with little to no members that frequent it even in the news of a new Mortal Kombat game, and that hosts possibly the worst moderators in the history of internet police?
Jerrod Wrote:
Repressing yourself is worse than swearing.
Icebaby Wrote:
I have a terrible cursing addiction... and hearing this guy on vent one day while playing WoW, it reminded me of myself... Fuck this, fuck that... fucking fucking fucking... I mean seriously, I don't see the point in using them anymore if I was just going to abuse them like crazy.
So, I just wanted to stop.
Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
For what reason?
Icebaby Wrote:
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
My XC team laughed at me when I said "Son of a hoodly hoo ha..." Reasons for saying it? I'm giving up swearing for life... It's a hard thing to do... but I'm giving up swearing.
For what reason?
I have a terrible cursing addiction... and hearing this guy on vent one day while playing WoW, it reminded me of myself... Fuck this, fuck that... fucking fucking fucking... I mean seriously, I don't see the point in using them anymore if I was just going to abuse them like crazy.
So, I just wanted to stop.
Repressing yourself is worse than swearing.
Well, I know that bottling up things inside of you isn't necessarily a good thing, but there are just some things I don't feel like mentioning that bottling it up would be a better thing to do rather than letting things go.
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