LMFAO. I hate thongs. They're like... butt-floss. Not needed.

Not only do I not think that's a fair comparison, but I also have never seen/heard a girl imply to me herself that she has buttsecks.

"license and registration






Sir, if you're gonna try and fake an ID, you shouldn't put your girlfiend on it, no matter how much you love her."



In other News

Lmao @ mom drawing....

It's snowing.

Lol, no, I never had butt sex, nor do I intend to. Everyone around me compares their pain to a dick in the ass, and for some reason, this was the only thing that I could think of when I was trying to describe the pain.

I really have no idea what a dick in the butt feels like. Hee hee.

I wear them almost exclusively. Sweatpants, skirts and dresses you kinda have to. Sometimes they're annoying with jeans though.

I agree.

You wear thongs, Crow?

You don't?

This conversation has drifted somewhere that will only make me say dirty things that I'll regret later.

Oh Crow, don't tease me like that.

whats your bachelors in?

That vending machine thread made me laugh.

(yes i reposted cuz i thought everyone missed it)

Finally, I'm getting somewhere on the car. Its been frying my brain for weeks trying to get everything perfect.



lol, I don't know if you are aware of this, but you just won the internet.

Man I haven't listened to the band Adema in a long ass time. I'm listening to some of there music right now and I still think they are all right lol

You find wearing thongs with jeans annoying? Huh, they actually feel really comfy. But I will totally agree with you on the sweatpants... They're really good when you're running. Like, you don't even feel that you're wearing them.

But wow, just wow with this whole conversation. This was cool.

Yea I wear boy shorts with jeans. idk why, it's just comfy.

Would it be juvenile to say I like where this thread has gone?

So there's a show called the Jersey Shore now on MTV. It basically chronicles the lives of people from Staten Island who migrate down to Jersey beaches over a few months of the summer, or some weekends, and act like complete douchebags. Oh gosh, the people they cast are so over the top stereotypical that they are basically just caricatures of themselves. But I just mention it because I wasn't sure whether or not I wanted to make this GIF from a scene of the show my signature. Ultimately, I decided against it because I don't want to promote violence.

Anyways, here's the GIF.

Nicet right arm he got both of them with one punch.

Sex.

I kinda was thinking this myself