Hah thats where I went for my 22nd and 23rd bday. Love that place to death. Happy Birthday man. The pepper steak and garlic ginger chicken are the sheezy

don't worry about it, you aren't the first and you wont be the last(unless this site mysteriously disappears)

Okay, so a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I don't really remember the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

lolcats

4chan : )

Most overrated site ever. I guess its cool if you're like 12 or younger

I've only had one snow day since 6th grade, and that was last month(which means about a five year gap)

In other News...

The scar on my arm from when I fell through that glass table is almost COMPLETELY HEALED!!! ALMOST

It's always a good laugh.

It's snowing to be hell out here!

...Ohio sucks...

I can't stop eating, haha. But right now I am watching Supersize Me and this movie is just so ridiculous. I can not believe everything I am seeing. From the fingers in the butts, to vomitting from a single McDonalds meal, to some fat fourteen year old being upset that Jared told her to only way to lose weight is to eat two Subway sandwiches a day, to the fact that he isn't exercising on purpose, to the strange feelings he gets in his penis when he eats food (the doctor thinks its the caffeine in the soda, I think he has to use the bathroom), to the fact that he was so surprised at the size of fries, I don't know I'm only halfway through this movie and it's just a good laugh. It's just so interesting how they compare obesity to smoking. Obviously smoking is a choice, and with obesity "people can't help the way that their bodies are" but I don't get it, like when I gain weight, I don't just let it go, I increase my exercise and watch what I eat to be back to my normal weight, I don't know. And everyone's always like 'you're so thin' but I'm just like 'geesh the rest of America is just so fat.' I don't even know why I'm typing all of this, this movie is just making me want McDonalds. One things for sure though, we're so used to large portions, I don't know how we'd ever go back to eating recommended values. I don't feel full unless I'm stuffing my face with like a pound of food. Like even last night I was using my deep fryer, that's how bad we are, haha I have a deep fryer in my house, and I was just seeing how much the calories were when I was throwing stuff in there. Each single mozzerella stick was one hundred and ten calories, and six pizza rolls were two hundred calories, and five chicken nuggets were two hundred and seventy calories. I don't know how much fat was in these things, and I doubt the assigned values were according to a scale of how deep fried they were. Damn, I'm going to stop writing this and lay off the everything I may or may not be doing. Haha, I'll probably change this whole post into an EDIT.

i saw Deadpool under rule 63. i can't decide if its hot or blinding

I had to watch that whole movie in eighth grade.

He blew McChunks

Just had an awesome show tonight for my friends and their parents...made almost $300...and thought i was about to score with a couple of the moms

...and one of the dads...

Is anyone aware of the Facebook status bra-colour campaign that is supposed to raise awareness for breast cancer (despite the fact that this month's focus is meant to be on cervical cancer)? To be honest, I wasn't either, and to be honest, I received no help in learning that from any of the participants because "it's a girl thing."
If you want to promote a cause, you mention the cause in a clear fashion to promote discussion, awareness, and action, not by telling us what colour your underwear is. I saw a lot of people asking about what the colours meant, and saw no explanations, and it wasn't until someone actually wrote about it in their status that people like myself were able to put two and two together. Nobody should have to guess a campaign, because if it's too vague, then it promotes nothing. Also, men can develop breast cancer so excluding a gender about what they can to help prevent a disease that can kill them is just plain sexist.
To counter this campaign, I posted on every single colour-based status a link to the Jewish General Hospital Foundation, specifically their breast cancer research facility, to help promote action.
This post was mostly meant to be a rant, but hey, if it has inspired you to take action, then support Breast Cancer Research and make a donation today!

i'm taking Pharmacy as my college course. during my internship, this is a real name of a drug: ISOKET RETARD

To be honest, i wasn't aware til i wrote "Blue...?" on my status and got laughed at by every chick i have added as a friend...

There's also one out there, not sure the spelling, but is called "Yura spaz".



Ka-Tra

I caught on after a while, and wrote "Nipple" as my status.

Go boobs.

Hey, at least you got laughed at. I wrote "hot pink" and people just wrote things along the lines of "typical" and "knew it". *sigh*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAg-mE_3nQ

God I wish this song was longer......the first like 13 seconds of it is amazing.