Dude has a sweet name...

I can tell[;

no wonder comics back then have such high value:

holy shit does any1 kno wat time zone your in if you liv in florida?
im confused

I would personally like to mention to you that I dislike the way you type. That's ok, though, because I believe that you're still within the molding period of the time you've spent on MKO. I do hope you turn into a frequent visitor of the site, but I also hope you grow to become one of the more sophisticated members of the site, and not a wtflegend. You have potential. Please consider my opinion. Enjoy your stay!
Also: Here you go!

hahahaha ok ill try my best not 2 but do i like really have 2 put the ' in ill and well?
i kno theres people here much older than me and there much more umm more like smarter i guess so just someone correct me please

Is a playthrough of the original Mass Effect necessary to fully enjoy the sequel?

Pretty much, especially considering many of your actions in the first game carry over to the 2nd, changing elements of the story.

The sequel utilizes save data of the original game?

Can't sleep. Roommate is doing her fugly and lame boyfriend in the room next to me. Helpppp :(

Walk out of the room, find the nearest fire extinguisher, know how to use it, go back into the room, hose them down.

I swore by my own free will that if my roommate ever does that while I'm sleeping, I have the right to get that extinguisher whether or not I get into serious trouble with that.

But, nine times out of ten, I'm normally a heavy sleeper, I might sleep through the entire act.

Hope that kind of helps.

When did this become Drive By VII?

When people fuck next door, at first it is kind of annoying, but then you just realize that this is how they feel when you're getting it on. Let them have their fun, and you can have your own. No need to cock block.

Also, all the officials at my school say using a fire extinguisher will ruin all electronics in a certain radius. I think they say that to scare us from doing things we're not supposed to be doing with the fire extinguisher, but oh well that hasn't stopped college kids from doing whatever they want. And in the end, all of the electronics on the floor still work like they did before.

Simple things, such as punctuation or proper spelling, make your posts much easier to read.

For example, if I wrote:

"haiu guyz im here on mko but im new so i dont quite know what im doin can sum1 help me out maybe..... cuz utherwize im totally confused!!!"

It was really quick for me to type that, but for others it's difficult to read. Sure I know what I meant, but the whole reason I posted was so that others know too, right? That's something that could have been easily avoided by simply taking a few extra moments to type properly:

"Hey, guys. I'm new to MKO, so I don't quite know what I'm doing. I'm really confused, so I would really appreciate it if someone could help me out!"

Things like that make your post easier to read, and it will be less likely that you'll be skipped over.

Don't call me fugly and or lame, it'll be your turn soon enough as

Oh no honey, that's not going to be necessary. See, my big sexy basketball player man friend is coming to visit me this weekend. These bitches won't get a WINK of sleep. Payback's a bitch.


White boy please. :D

lol

I've lived in England all my life and only just visited London for the first ime this weekend. What an amazing place it is. I had a such a good time catching up with friends down there and partying! I can't wait to go again!

Nice.

You can't deny you love the wonder of my bread

wtf? I hate bread! lmfao

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back.

I am the farmer that tills one's field and gives them the food of love.

I love you Chan

I'm eating at AppleBees

Valentines Day is coming up and it also happens to be me n my girls anniversary. Can't believe its already been a whole year. Quit frankly I'm surprised we lasted this long but we have . Well here's to another year together!