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khanswarrior15
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 •12/30/2010 08:51 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
I know a town close to us got 31 inches of snow. I wonder how much we got.

Anyways Crystal Castles is playing in NYC on March 18th, but that's my girlfriend's birthday and she's not really into them, but I still want to go. I'm probably going to buy two tickets haha but it's going to seem like more of a gift for myself than for her, but oh well I'll just get her really drunk for her 21st.


Ah, one of my favorites.

Unfortunately, when they came to Dallas I didn't get to see them; I heard that they're exceptional live.

I hope you have fun.
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(Erik)
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 •12/31/2010 09:44 PM (UTC) •
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I broke my camera last night. Sigh. So now I just bought the tickets.
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Vash_15
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 •12/31/2010 09:58 PM (UTC) •
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NS922 Wrote:
Vash_15 Wrote:
Soooo. Nothing more awkward than a girl's mom walking in on her giving you head.


Describe, or said event never occured.


Short version is this. Girl was giving me head. She got on top of me to make it more intimate I guess? Or maybe just to tease me :P The girls mom walked in, and luckily since my pants were still mostly on, I slipped back into them, and she was able to convince her mom that we weren't doing anything, she was just teasing
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(Erik)
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 •12/31/2010 10:26 PM (UTC) •
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That story doesn't sound awkward at all when expanded.
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NS922
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 •12/31/2010 11:10 PM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Vash_15 Wrote:
Soooo. Nothing more awkward than a girl's mom walking in on her giving you head.


Describe, or said event never occured.


Short version is this. Girl was giving me head. She got on top of me to make it more intimate I guess? Or maybe just to tease me :P The girls mom walked in, and luckily since my pants were still mostly on, I slipped back into them, and she was able to convince her mom that we weren't doing anything, she was just teasing


Well that doesn't sound that bad at all.
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m0s3pH
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 •12/31/2010 11:39 PM (UTC) •
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Yea, that story wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be. Still though, props to you sir.
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Vash_15
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 •01/01/2011 12:15 AM (UTC) •
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Lol sorry to disappoint ya'll, but I'd rather have a boring story than have my gf's mom distrusting of me (according to her, her mom thinks I'm innocent, lol)
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 •01/01/2011 04:20 AM (UTC) •
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It warms my heart that the official site to Mortal Kombat Deception is still up.
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boomboom
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I hate this place.

 •01/01/2011 05:06 AM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
Soooo. Nothing more awkward than a girl's mom walking in on her giving you head.


Cool story, what time did you wake up from the dream?
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NS922
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 •01/01/2011 06:25 AM (UTC) •
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Anyone wanna play a fun game?

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SEGAmaniac7
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 •01/01/2011 06:40 AM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
Lol sorry to disappoint ya'll, but I'd rather have a boring story than have my gf's mom distrusting of me (according to her, her mom thinks I'm innocent, lol)


So she almost caught you getting a blowjob by her daughter?

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SEGAmaniac7
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 •01/01/2011 06:44 AM (UTC) •
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Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it
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NS922
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 •01/01/2011 06:46 AM (UTC) •
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it


You tattlepuss, it's not RickRoll, it's SAX Roll. Dammit, there is no Rick Astley to be found.
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SEGAmaniac7
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 •01/01/2011 06:56 AM (UTC) •
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NS922 Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it


You tattlepuss, it's not RickRoll, it's SAX Roll. Dammit, there is no Rick Astley to be found.


Lol

Believe me, I have managed to avoid getting RickRolled my whole life, not once.
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NS922
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 •01/01/2011 06:57 AM (UTC) •
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it


You tattlepuss, it's not RickRoll, it's SAX Roll. Dammit, there is no Rick Astley to be found.


Lol

Believe me, I have managed to avoid getting RickRolled my whole life, not once.


Whutever bro, but it's not a RickRoll.
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SEGAmaniac7
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 •01/01/2011 07:12 AM (UTC) •
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NS922 Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it


You tattlepuss, it's not RickRoll, it's SAX Roll. Dammit, there is no Rick Astley to be found.


Lol

Believe me, I have managed to avoid getting RickRolled my whole life, not once.


Whutever bro, but it's not a RickRoll.


But.... But.....

GOOGLE said!!
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NS922
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 •01/01/2011 07:14 AM (UTC) •
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
But.... But.....

GOOGLE said!!


But.....

But....

GOOGLE is wrong, because it is not a RickRoll.
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •01/01/2011 08:08 AM (UTC) •
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it

yeah, you ruined it... and failed at ruining it.

great way to start 2011.
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Jerrod
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 •01/01/2011 11:36 AM (UTC) •
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Happy New Year MKO!
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 •01/01/2011 02:57 PM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:
Happy New Year MKO!


Teena Marie and Brigitte Burdine died.

This new year is starting off crappy. sad
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SEGAmaniac7
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 •01/02/2011 01:10 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Anyone wanna play a fun game?

Click


Warning

Do NOT click this it leads you to a site called 1227.com and you WILL get RickRolled.

Yea I know I ruined it

yeah, you ruined it... and failed at ruining it.

great way to start 2011.


Suck balls
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UlcaTron
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 •01/02/2011 02:21 AM (UTC) •
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Fucking MKO...
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •01/02/2011 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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UlcaTron Wrote:
Fucking MKO...

You're raping a website?
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SEGAmaniac7
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 •01/02/2011 03:16 AM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
UlcaTron Wrote:
Fucking MKO...

You're raping a website?


No hes having unprotected sex with it, he could get alot of viruses
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Dibula
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 •01/02/2011 04:24 AM (UTC) •
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
UlcaTron Wrote:
Fucking MKO...

You're raping a website?


No hes having unprotected sex with it, he could get alot of viruses


I never thought I'd say this, but I hope he has a Trojan.
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