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02/05/2011 02:13 AM (UTC)
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Migraine.


I strongly recommend you taking 2 Excedrins. They are a miracle when it comes to getting rid of migraines. Really. All the other pain medicines don't do squat when it comes to relieving the pain for them, Excedrins are the only ones, to me, feel like they can get rid of them minutes after you take two.


Or you can just masturbate.


wow

Never tried that... never heard of that theory either.


Orgasms are natural pain relievers and work just as well for headaches.



Works for me!

It's how I heal after every surgery! grin
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02/05/2011 02:40 AM (UTC)
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SI I've only ever beaten Mortal Kombat 2 once. Now I have to beat it again in front of my friend to win a bet. I still have nightmares about Kintaro
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02/05/2011 04:04 AM (UTC)
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SubMan799 Wrote:
SI I've only ever beaten Mortal Kombat 2 once. Now I have to beat it again in front of my friend to win a bet. I still have nightmares about Kintaro


Because scary tiger men are in my dreams also.
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02/05/2011 04:21 AM (UTC)
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Fuckin' giant blue cats.

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02/05/2011 05:30 AM (UTC)
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02/05/2011 08:20 AM (UTC)
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Riyakou Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
Migraine.


I strongly recommend you taking 2 Excedrins. They are a miracle when it comes to getting rid of migraines. Really. All the other pain medicines don't do squat when it comes to relieving the pain for them, Excedrins are the only ones, to me, feel like they can get rid of them minutes after you take two.


Or you can just masturbate.


wow

Never tried that... never heard of that theory either.


Orgasms are natural pain relievers and work just as well for headaches.



Works for me!

It's how I heal after every surgery! grin


Weird.

It's how I heal my boredom.
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02/05/2011 09:13 AM (UTC)
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So a guy running for city council is named Dong Yuci. Being in the Philippines, nobody notices



Maybe, Chameleon wasn't cut from the game cuz he was unoriginal, he was cut cuz he would be a FREAKIN' BADASS!

Okay, maybe not that
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02/05/2011 10:02 AM (UTC)
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xtactics Wrote:
Riyakou Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
Migraine.


I strongly recommend you taking 2 Excedrins. They are a miracle when it comes to getting rid of migraines. Really. All the other pain medicines don't do squat when it comes to relieving the pain for them, Excedrins are the only ones, to me, feel like they can get rid of them minutes after you take two.


Or you can just masturbate.


wow

Never tried that... never heard of that theory either.


Orgasms are natural pain relievers and work just as well for headaches.



Works for me!

It's how I heal after every surgery! grin


Weird.

It's how I heal my boredom.


This sounds great! Way better than Vicodin! Where can I buy a bottle of Masturbation?
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02/05/2011 11:47 AM (UTC)
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I can give you a jar in five minutes, two if you let me look at your sister.
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02/05/2011 04:39 PM (UTC)
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xtactics Wrote:
I can give you a jar in five minutes, two if you let me look at your sister.

Why is there not a like button on MKO?
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02/05/2011 07:18 PM (UTC)
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IF anyone wanted a Cold Snap Sub zero figure, some guy's selling them cheap on eBay. jump on it
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02/05/2011 07:22 PM (UTC)
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My sister doesn't have the migraine, I do! So should I get naked now, or later?
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UlcaTron
02/06/2011 01:40 AM (UTC)
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I demand one skull point.
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02/06/2011 01:40 AM (UTC)
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No.
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02/06/2011 01:47 AM (UTC)
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dibula Wrote:
My sister doesn't have the migraine, I do! So should I get naked now, or later?


I don't care. You're either collecting it off of your face or your sisters'.
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02/06/2011 02:23 AM (UTC)
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dibula Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Riyakou Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
Migraine.


I strongly recommend you taking 2 Excedrins. They are a miracle when it comes to getting rid of migraines. Really. All the other pain medicines don't do squat when it comes to relieving the pain for them, Excedrins are the only ones, to me, feel like they can get rid of them minutes after you take two.


Or you can just masturbate.


wow

Never tried that... never heard of that theory either.


Orgasms are natural pain relievers and work just as well for headaches.



Works for me!

It's how I heal after every surgery! grin


Weird.

It's how I heal my boredom.


This sounds great! Way better than Vicodin! Where can I buy a bottle of Masturbation?


You can get a 20oz bottle of Masturbation at any Condom Sense store.

$19.99 a bottle, or 2 for $29.99. grin
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02/06/2011 03:18 AM (UTC)
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xtactics Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
My sister doesn't have the migraine, I do! So should I get naked now, or later?


I don't care. You're either collecting it off of your face or your sisters'.


I'll take it, I don't think she's fond of bodily fluids.

Just so I know I'm getting my money's worth, how much does your pussy squirt?
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02/06/2011 03:39 AM (UTC)
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UlcaTron Wrote:
I demand one skull point.


k
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02/06/2011 04:06 AM (UTC)
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Can anyone figure out who this is?



Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
The answer ain't in here. Quit trying to cheat.
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02/06/2011 04:07 AM (UTC)
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Can anyone figure out who this is?



Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
The answer ain't in here. Quit trying to cheat.


Jackie Chan?
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02/06/2011 08:14 AM (UTC)
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Riyakou Wrote:
Can anyone figure out who this is?



Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
The answer ain't in here. Quit trying to cheat.


No one that I'll ever give a shit about?

Whether you tell me that isn't his name or not.... I am still correct. I Will never give a shit.... Give me my prize
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02/06/2011 08:49 AM (UTC)
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dibula Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
My sister doesn't have the migraine, I do! So should I get naked now, or later?


I don't care. You're either collecting it off of your face or your sisters'.


I'll take it, I don't think she's fond of bodily fluids.

Just so I know I'm getting my money's worth, how much does your pussy squirt?


I take it your parents were siblings.
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02/06/2011 09:43 AM (UTC)
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xtactics Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
My sister doesn't have the migraine, I do! So should I get naked now, or later?


I don't care. You're either collecting it off of your face or your sisters'.


I'll take it, I don't think she's fond of bodily fluids.

Just so I know I'm getting my money's worth, how much does your pussy squirt?


I take it your parents were siblings.


You also take it from behind.

(Respect bro. You seem to play by the same assholish cards I do. We should troll some people sometime.)

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02/06/2011 11:10 AM (UTC)
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People need to learn to reduce their fucking quotes.
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