It's sad that she actually died kinda ruined the movie for me

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I'm not talking about my being well-endowed, good sir. However, it shouldn't be too hard for anyone to figure out what I am talking about. Just look around you.

Ah big dicks everywhere coming from every direction ahhh!!!

I got back in!
I am KIIIING!

nice to know...

Yes. Yes it is.

I am going to fuck.

I fucked twice tonight. lolz @ college bro

Now i'm gonna pull an all nighter studying for a big Abnormal Psych test tomorrow. Debating whether or not i should use one of my precious, precious adderall pills. Hopefully somebody swings by and just fucking kills me.

I'm just gonna leave this here. You know, because I can.

Sleep tight everybody!

:D I wish that were still the issue.

I sanded off my entire knuckle on my right hand's index finger yesterday in the woodshop. I watched my chunk of finger flesh fly into the air, turned the machine off, and walked out of the shop. This sucks. I used to have beautiful hands. Now they're just butchered and gross. :( I suppose I'm a little old fashioned, but I think if you have a vagina, you should NOT be in a woodshop cutting plywood and doing manly shit.

I'm in such a great mood! Some of you still suck, but I'm on cloud nine, bitches!

That's funny.

I'm excited for tomorrow, so I can't wait. Nothing really is going to put me in a down mood because I've been anxiously waiting for this day to come. So...

Yeah, Fridays take too long to come.

Isn't that what she said?

I may be missing a chunk of finger but I'm in an excellent mood too :D

Migraine.

Did he mention the amazing salty taste of your cock and balls?

I strongly recommend you taking 2 Excedrins. They are a miracle when it comes to getting rid of migraines. Really. All the other pain medicines don't do squat when it comes to relieving the pain for them, Excedrins are the only ones, to me, feel like they can get rid of them minutes after you take two.

I'm not sure if she really died then, I don't think she was ever found.

I know she's dead now, though.

EDIT: Sorry for the double post!


As usual, Sub-Zero is the hottest of them all.

And as usual, Scorpion's in the fucking front!

And what the hell is Noob Saibot doing?

Or you can just masturbate.

Some try that hit
Beast and mud lead
Beast and mud lead
Big shit, no shit

Never tried that... never heard of that theory either.

She did. For a very long time it was thought that she escaped, but a few years ago (maybe the 90s?) they analyzed the bones of the family that was buried and identified her. I do agree that it's very disappointing, though, especially after having watched that movie as a lulkid.

Wow, that sucks.

That's kind of like the bummed out feeling you get when you find out Santa Claus isn't real.

Quick trivia! Did you know that the name Anastasia isn't Russian, but Greek? It's in fact the female version of Anastasius, which means "resurrection." I just found this out like, two seconds ago. Sweet!

The name Stacey actually derives from Anastasia.

Orgasms are natural pain relievers and work just as well for headaches.