"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."


-Eric Cartman

"The Fireman is very magical, when you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."

-Also Eric Cartman.

Today makes 91 message asking for nudes. My mother would be proud.

I'm sad, I have never been asked for nudez...

Would've made him upside down but went against it. It was tempting cuz he's supposed to be in chaos



True, but I'll make another without a story anyway

Anymore comments or criticism? I can take it

If it make me jackass because I can't be bother be nice to people I don't like then I'm jackass but atlease I can sleep with smile on my face

I'm tempted to ask every time i see your siggy.

DROP YOU LIKE A NEEDLE ON THE RECORD, SCRATCH MY ITCH.

WATCH YOU WALK IN CIRCLES.

HIT THA' BEAT!!!

I thought I was the only one!

*PMs for nudez, waits for expected picture of horse dicks as the type of nudez that would be given has not been specified.*

I got excited to see that A select few James Bond films are available on Netflix! Until I saw that Goldfinger and From Russia With Love aren’t available to watch instantly. You win this round SPECTRE!

lovin my new backlit keyboard

The MK2011 forum........my god. The stupidity.

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I've been posting in those forums just to get the fanboys worked up in a frenzy. Those jokers are beyond gullible.

I've stayed out of the 2011 forum almost entirely for months.

I fell asleep at work tonight...

Wait...isn't that a guy?

"You don't understand! People are getting dead!" *dramatic music*
"You mean....people are getting...nude?"
"...........dead."
"Or.........nude!?"
"Dead."
"....................come in nude."
*walks in the door*
"Yooooour.....not a nude. Uncle Grandfather, AWAY!" *poof*

I miss Boot and Immune as well. That was fun while it lasted.

Uncle Grandfather is my cousin's neighbor's wife's dad.

Steve Jobs is a pretty cool guy. Eh grows apples and doesn't afraid of anything.

Donkey Fluffing Dick Hooverers

Julien, I hope you're not a truck driver.

I am rather upset. Good school. #21 in the country for the school itself, and #3 for recruiters and getting jobs after you graduate. But the education here. It's been so pointless. And nobody knows anything in the most important classes. The exam averages range from 30s to 60s and rely on curves. Whoever fails the least gets an A. But that doesn't apply to every class. There are some good professors, but I am not lying when I say they are outnumbered by the bad ones. I can't get into most professors who lecture with power points. It's like, they're so lazy and not into the material. It's all there on the slide, and they blow past it. Where as in the good old days when a professor wrote notes and interacted with the class, it was more like we were learning it together. Now there is no learning. Cram exam. Cram exam. Exams. Work. But I mean. Here I am complaining. Everyone is going through this. I must just be the worst of the worst if I am the one who can't deal with this anymore. I've been doing well in my classes, maintaining a competitive GPA. But this semester is where the shit hit the fan. I am no longer consistently beating the class average. Usually performing four or more points worse. Today I walked into class and did not realize we had a five page paper due. I am an idiot. I just really am a fucking idiot. Blah.

I don't even really care if anyone reads this or not, I just sometimes find the urge to vent places where nobody knows me.

Therapy is way too expensive.