All guys want is sex, says the girl.
All guys want IS sex, says the boy.
Pff, I don't give a fuck, as long as one of us is naked, that's all I care about.

*Cues in timpani bounce sound*

willard scott played the original ronald mcdonald in 1963. look up the first mcdonalds ad, it's awesome

Picking up LOZ:OOT in a couple hours for my 3DS. Looking forward to it. :)

My exact situation --

It's either that, or they always end up going back to their Ex's.

Lame.

Noice.

I have like...250 bucks left in the bank. Should I get the 3DS?

I finally got a chance to play 3DS. I didn't love the 3D. I felt like I was looking at a holographic card or DVD cover.

Diablo 3 Beta July 1st mother fuckers!

Pissed. They fucked up my pre-order, and by the time I went to pick it up, everywhere was sold out.

Fuming mad.

Ah yes, one of my favorite episodes.
Apparently even 5000 year old warlock nerds still live with their mom.

I didn't do anything this weekend. Yay for relaxation!

GET OVER HERE!!!!

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I got drunk. Called someone an asshole who deserved it. Thought we got over it. Haven't heard from that person since. Now I miss this person. But I don't want to contact them first. Because I fear that they don't miss me. I wonder if they're just waiting for me to contact them first. But I guess I have too much pride to do such a thing. So time will continue flying by, and our relationship will continue to be strained. Unless, there is no strain and I am being melodramatic. Oh well. I'm sure everything will be all right in the end. But until then.

I counted that right! Yayz.
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DAT KaK Tourney.

'Nuff Said.

So a thread was closed today, and the mod didn't give a closing post. Luckily, I had the final post in the thread, so I used the almighty power of the Edit Message option, and edited "Thread Closed" into my post. Now I look like a mod, and am thus a boss.

Never really understood when people said Fml. Well now I know.


FML

People that say FML are bitches who run into a little problem and think their lives suck. "OH NO, MY FAVORITE SHIRT HAS A HOLE IN IT! FML!" "DAMMIT, MY DRINK SPILLED! FML!" "MAH GURLFRAND BE MAD! FML!" They act as if they are the only people to fall victim to such things, when in reality, everybody's life sucks at one point or another. Suck it up, hoes. Go live in a small African village with nothing to eat but dead flies and dirt, and walk 5 miles just to get a sip of diseased water. Get a time machine and go back into the Holocaust, and see how many times a day you can say FML.

I should be a psychologist or something.

ZzZzZz

I didn't get my dick sucked today, FML.

Someone I have as a Facebook friend abuses the "FML" too much I no longer see a purpose in using it to describe something.

Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever used "FML" before.

You don't know me.....You've just seen my penis.

Yeah, FYL! And your little dog too!

Yesterday around 4:00PM was when I went to pick up my game. When they screwed everything up with my preorder, I immediately went from store to store trying to find myself a copy. I was calling gaming stores, running in to places, and found every single place was sold out. Since it was Sunday, my search was halted by stores closing early. Man, was I disappointed.

I wouldn't have any of that.

Last night, I made a list of stores and contact numbers, as well as details of when the stores opened. At 9:00AM, I started my search again without even changing from my PJ's. I called every single store in my entire city. I eventually got a hold of a Future Shop downtown that had two copies left. Being located nowhere near there, I hopped in my car, and started driving like a crazy person. While driving, I called my Mom who works in that end of the city, and pleaded with her to try and grab me one before they too were out of my grasp. Finally, she agreed and ditched work for a few minutes in order to help her desperate son out with his epic city-wide videogame rampage.

Half an hour later, I met my Mom in a parking lot and made an exchange that, when looking back, would put drug dealers to shame. I gave my mom the cash, and she handed me a game that was sure to give me the rush I have been searching for.

After putting myself and at least 40 other drivers in danger with my awful read-the-back-of-the-box-while-driving method, I was home.

I've been playing this game ever since. Definitely worth the hassle. I haven't played OoT since N64 days, so reliving this adventure has already been a blast. The updated character models and graphics are really amazing, and the nostalgia factor is outstanding.

Now I've got something to do when my girlfriend goes away for the next two weeks.