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StatueofLiberty
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 •07/20/2011 12:42 AM (UTC) •
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Oh my fucking gosh, War is such a great album!

I mean, it's like--goddamn!
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Icebaby
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 •07/20/2011 01:27 AM (UTC) •
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StatueofLiberty Wrote:
Oh my fucking gosh, War is such a great album!

I mean, it's like--goddamn!


30 Seconds to Mars?


Note to self: don't eat two lean pockets of cheese pizza. I keep forgetting I'm partially lactose intolerance
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WeAreCaged
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 •07/20/2011 01:43 AM (UTC) •
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The album's name is This is War. And yeah, I've had the same problem with caffeine. Too much soda.
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maximus12
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 •07/20/2011 03:37 AM (UTC) •
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My friends Chiuhaha may have been a black pornstar in it's last life.
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Coltess
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 •07/20/2011 03:43 AM (UTC) •
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God! It's the 14th Inning, and still a tie, then the postgame show. I'm never going to leave work. And to make things worse, that jackass Bruno Mars is on the FM with that insufferable Lazy Song. Honestly the only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge I leave for Comic-Con tomorrow.
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Ricardo Snow
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 •07/20/2011 04:19 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
God! It's the 14th Inning, and still a tie, then the postgame show. I'm never going to leave work. And to make things worse, that jackass Bruno Mars is on the FM with that insufferable Lazy Song. Honestly the only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge I leave for Comic-Con tomorrow.


Jays won... i really have taken a liking to them. let me guess, you are a mariners fan?
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 •07/20/2011 04:20 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
StatueofLiberty Wrote:
Oh my fucking gosh, War is such a great album!

I mean, it's like--goddamn!


30 Seconds to Mars?


Note to self: don't eat two lean pockets of cheese pizza. I keep forgetting I'm partially lactose intolerance


Fuck lean pockets.

I like my pockets HOT, not that LEAN shit.


And just out of curry-oss-city, wouldnt that be "Partially lactose intolerant"?
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Coltess
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 •07/20/2011 04:21 AM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
coltess Wrote:
God! It's the 14th Inning, and still a tie, then the postgame show. I'm never going to leave work. And to make things worse, that jackass Bruno Mars is on the FM with that insufferable Lazy Song. Honestly the only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge I leave for Comic-Con tomorrow.


Jays won... i really have taken a liking to them. let me guess, you are a mariners fan?
I should be, but I left that sinking ship years ago. I'm a Red Sox fan now.
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totheark
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 •07/20/2011 04:28 AM (UTC) •
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Speaking of baseball, when do I get my weekly dose of the Indianapolis Colts?
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StatueofLiberty
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 •07/20/2011 04:41 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
30 Seconds to Mars?


U2 and Bono's technicolor dream mullet.
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KingBellsprout
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 •07/20/2011 04:42 AM (UTC) •
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maximus12 Wrote:
My friends Chiuhaha may have been a black pornstar in it's last life.


..... what?
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Dibula
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 •07/20/2011 05:08 AM (UTC) •
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I'm going to shave my pubes into the shape of a Gloom. The next time I have sex I am going to gleefully rip off my trousers and ask "WHO'S THAT POKEMON!"

Then I will leap forward, and heartily shout

IT'S GLOOM!

Then I will make Gloom noises as we passionately bed battle.

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 •07/20/2011 05:23 AM (UTC) •
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dibula Wrote:
I'm going to shave my pubes into the shape of a Gloom. The next time I have sex I am going to gleefully rip off my trousers and ask "WHO'S THAT POKEMON!"

Then I will leap forward, and heartily shout

IT'S GLOOM!

Then I will make Gloom noises as we passionately bed battle.



This needs to be videotaped.
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 •07/20/2011 05:37 AM (UTC) •
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TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
maximus12 Wrote:
My friends Chiuhaha may have been a black pornstar in it's last life.


..... what?


Thats what I said. I saw it make love to a stuffed frog and it looked me in the eye. And it doesn't just hump anywhere it sets this thing up on it's back doggy style. Things I haven't even seen before. That dog was a pornstar in it's past life I know it.
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Damocles84
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 •07/20/2011 06:25 AM (UTC) •
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 •07/20/2011 06:29 AM (UTC) •
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As much as I like Rain as a character, I will never participate in his threads at the 2011 forums. Good lord, so much chaos. Is Havik behind this somehow?
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NS922
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 •07/20/2011 07:27 AM (UTC) •
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I've changed my mind on signatures. I now want a Rain signature with this animation in the background:




Hehehe.
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Dibula
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 •07/20/2011 07:31 AM (UTC) •
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m0s3pH Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
I'm going to shave my pubes into the shape of a Gloom. The next time I have sex I am going to gleefully rip off my trousers and ask "WHO'S THAT POKEMON!"

Then I will leap forward, and heartily shout

IT'S GLOOM!

Then I will make Gloom noises as we passionately bed battle.



This needs to be videotaped.


I wouldn't be surprised if something similar already has.

So all of these Rain comments caught my curiosity and I wandered on over to the MK 2011 forum. It reminded me of why I stay in the General forum.
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FlamingTP
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 •07/20/2011 12:48 PM (UTC) •
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Tool- Ænima.


Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

Tool is pure genius. These lyrics are so intense and the fact that they hate Cali makes it much better.


I was just listening to that
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Torchia
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 •07/20/2011 06:31 PM (UTC) •
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FINALLY. SO EXCITED.


smilesmilesmile
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(Erik)
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 •07/20/2011 08:44 PM (UTC) •
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dibula Wrote:
I'm going to shave my pubes into the shape of a Gloom. The next time I have sex I am going to gleefully rip off my trousers and ask "WHO'S THAT POKEMON!"

Then I will leap forward, and heartily shout

IT'S GLOOM!

Then I will make Gloom noises as we passionately bed battle.



I always thought Gloom looked like someone had just came in its mouth.

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[Killswitch]
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •07/20/2011 11:07 PM (UTC) •
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Mortal Kombat hate message of the day:

"u bitch. I wasnt ready that time lets go for reals"
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Icebaby
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 •07/20/2011 11:18 PM (UTC) •
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My stomach no longer hungers for food. It has been satisfied for the next two hours of pizza and salad.

I pleased it... Now onto the oblivious mess I call my room. Tackling it with the power of my hands and adjusting where to put these things will be a mystery not even you can solve.

Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
It's not really that messy!
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Dibula
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 •07/20/2011 11:23 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
dibula Wrote:
I'm going to shave my pubes into the shape of a Gloom. The next time I have sex I am going to gleefully rip off my trousers and ask "WHO'S THAT POKEMON!"

Then I will leap forward, and heartily shout

IT'S GLOOM!

Then I will make Gloom noises as we passionately bed battle.



I always thought Gloom looked like someone had just came in its mouth.



Brock is one horny bastard. It's a good thing he never had a Ditto, or he may have made babies with a Nurse Joy that only says DITTO!
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Rockchalk5477
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 •07/20/2011 11:45 PM (UTC) •
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Three-cheese tortellini with feta and olive oil is quite delicious. Took about 15 minutes to make, too.

Was having fun killing Rain last night in Fatality Theater. His scream is kinda silly.
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