Why is everyone horny!? In lew of this, I recommend you chickidies (and homos, if you so please, can't stop you) to check the picture forum for my new haircut picture!

Maybe you guys are eyeing all the naked girls out tonight.

This is so profound and so sad because it has been said so many times by people I know and embraces by society in our laws and values decades ago, not centuries ago, decades ago. and it sickens me to no end.

It's one of the disgusting parts of our society that's still alive and well, the only place the blame and shame belongs is on the rapist and nobody else, we should be supporting victims and helping to build them up, instead some embolden and empower violent criminals, I will never understand it.

Erik, I envy your part party party lifestyle. I probably would get sick of it fairly quickly, but being surrounded by hot chicks is always the best part of going out anyways.

I hate doing push ups and sit ups, it's the most boring work out ever....

lift some fucking weights
bench man

here a lot more than just sit ups and push ups

and blast some sound braaa

I don't have weights at home and that's not more exciting to me, It might be more boring, thanks though.

MY idea of fun excercise? Doing Martial Arts, Soccer, running or Volleyball, anything else meh...

Ah i feel ya

I thought you wanted to get built braa

and i mean you should hit the gym especially if you got some friends with you

theres lots of shit you can do so your ass dont get bored

just givin some recaamendationees ya know

Much appreciated, didn't mean to come off as otherwise :)

I'm honestly just trying to get leaner, not trying to get built like a brickhouse.

In prep for the Police academy, lifting weights will have to happen unfortunatley.

I'm going for lean and agile cop, not Hulk smash cop

My friends stopped going to the gym unfortunately lol, we're all lazy and contributing to the bad rep for diet and excercise.

Halloween Weekend Day 1

Get text from friend at midnight. His girlfriend is throwing a party. I dress as a Blues Brother and head out. Oh Shit! My gas light is on. Stop at gas station number 1. Closed. Drive 5 miles to gas station 2. Closes. FUCK! Drive 6 miles to gas station 3. Barely make it, 10 dollars of gas in. ! hour gone, 1 am. Drive to friends house. Stuck behind train. Car full of a smokin hot girls looks over and we start flirting. Kill 20 more minutes. Testosterone level rises. Train leaves. Me and girls exchange waves and sad faces and continue on to our goals. Miss the party house. Turn around. Dumb drunk bitch takes offence to me almost hitting her dumb ass walking in the street and starts running after my car. She throws random shit. Drive another few miles so I could turn around. Cop at intersection. Manage to pull a U-Turn without getting pulled over.

Finally arrive at party house as everyone is leaving. I chill for a while. Some dumb drunk fuck comes up to me and says "Hey, do you know who smashed my pumpkins?" I say "Sorry bro I just got here like a half hour ago." He gets in my face and says "Really? I don't believe you for a second." I stare him down and say "Really man, that fucking sucks. I only know a few people here. Deal with it. " He walks away.

30 minutes later after some bullshiting and a few PBRs, he comes out of his room all flustered about his pumpkins again. He says "I'm sick of all of these fucking faggots and their shit! (no offense guys, just quoting). New friend of mine dressed a Dorothy( yeah he was a guy) says " I may be dressed as a faggot but that doesn't mean I am one!) Angry drunk guy walks down the hall and starts staring me down. He says "This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about. Why don't you come here? At this point, I'm confused as fuck, because I didn't say shit. I ask "Who, me?" He replies "Yeah bitch, come here!" I say " What the fuck did I even do?" He starts walking toward me, his drunk girlfriend pulls him back, and I'm in fucking rage mode. The drunk girl manages to bring him back to the room after his room mates tell him to back off. I chilled for another 20 minutes, the drunk ass stayed in his room, and I came home to get some sleep. After all of this shit, my testosterone level is off the charts, I need to get laid or kick some ass, and it's 3 am so nobody else is awake. The end.

Day 2-Work in Progress

This thread was too far down the thread list so I posted this message.

Fleshing Out Characters' Personalities/Characteristics..

Disadvantage about being tall: Trick or treating...

Dude that is BULLSHIT! People of all sizes and ages do it where I live. Everyone's in costume as we speak it's a big party downtown! lol
That's a lot of people's problems I think..they forgot to have fun and don't dress up anymore. I say give it a shot anyway!! C'mon...DO IIITTTTTT!!!

I should probably work on my powerpoint presentation....

nah, I'm going to the ASU game instead. cya later folks

Yes, do it. Rob Schneider says you can.

I feel like the best part is bringing them home to your bed.

And doing lines of coke off of their bare ass.
While you fuck them.

Do you actually do that? If so, you truly are awesome.

Downloading GIMP brushes and palettes.

These smoke brushes will be most helpful...

Oh the weekend, how you always show up at the end of the week to cheer me up. Please dont leave me with Monday again. She is a bitch.

Finished Paranormal Activity 3.

I love movies where you literally have to go online to truly understand the plot.

It's funny because at the theaters, some guy kept shushing us for making a commotion after every scare.
What else do you expect from a crowd watching this type of movie, for us not to look at the person sitting next to us and say "Holy Shit!" with an elevated voice after a scare?

lolwut?

Not judging at all, but are you serious?

I've seen better days...

I prefer weed whilst receiving a German Plunger from two hot twins.