thats not random i will give you random

So my goal on this site is to one day become a fister instead of a Men's bathroom sign.

Believe me at first its great but it gets so tiring after a while
I havent felt my hand in like a month
stay where you are man

KOTW got shut down? Damn that sucks. I loved reading those.

I feel like changing my sig, but I have no idea what I wanna make for a new one.

Took me a while to get it, but

I see what you did there.

how can someone put their hand up a butthole

who would allow that?

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I finally beat the main quest in Skyrim.

Still not sure why there are still dragons.

UNdiscovered, you messaging me over and over isn't going to make me want to make whatever you wanted me to make. And please, don't call me cute.

Bloody wall art!
P.S. Bought Inferno yesterday. Very, very happy.

You really disappoint me
You no longer are the chosen one
But have no fear there are many others that are willing
unlike you
I thought you would be honored by being the one
You couldn't even reply
Well I'm stepping up my authoritah
forget I even asked you
you have 0 rights to the cartman V
I cant believe I believed in you

Why is it, that when you're high, alone in a country field at night, you immediately KNOW there are wolves trying to eat you?

Well, I enjoyed being able to use my Trans Am WS6 for the entire week, but now it's snowing again. That means it's back to my AWD VW since my RWD Trans Am doesn't budge in the snow. I just want it to stop snowing already. I hate it.

So much fail.....spanish flash cards and such.

I know how you feel. It has snowed like hell the last two days and my RWD mustang pretty much drifted everywhere. I have no snow tires, no sandbags, no chains. Nothing but pretty much racing slick tires. Luckily it's melting here and it will be normal to drive again.

Kebert Xela

RIP Joe Paterno

New laptop on the way.

So many easter eggs on MGS3, its not even funny.

Ugh.

Well fuck.

Pinkie Pie urges you two to cheer the fuck up!

"Catch me Rarity!"

"What?!" *crash*

Hate studying for Finals.

"Stay away from good looking women when you're fighting. Otherwise you get hit with diarrhea" - Johnny from MGS2