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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •01/30/2012 01:27 AM (UTC) •
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So I went to see Joe Rogan perform the other day. He was talking about how his wife was delivering one of his kids and he said that, "you can't have sex after six weeks when you give birth," and I hear some woman scream out, "why?"

Why? Why? Are you FUCKING kidding me?

First off, you are literally popping out, not crapping out because I don't know one instance where a kid came out anally, you are literally popping out a 7-10 pound gift of life between your legs. Secondly, do you know how flabby you would be? Here's something, the doctors has to cut your vaj in order for that kid to pop its head out of you.

You think you'd be perfectly fine just walking out of the hospital ready to fuck once more? No. I may not have the experience of child birthing just yet, but from the amount of stories I've heard from my mom, my friends and cousins and such... Believe me, you're not going to want sex for a while after you pop a kid out of you.

You just don't want to... Not for a while.


You went for his comedy?
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 •01/30/2012 01:28 AM (UTC) •
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daryui Wrote:
Dat Asura's Wrath demo.

Played it. Didn't really like it. Ninja Storm Generations demo is good, but it's in Japanese :P
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 •01/30/2012 01:31 AM (UTC) •
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Played some Silent Hill 2 yesterday.

I like the game, but it has such dull portions.

Yeah, I get that the huge descending staircases/pathways, and holes you jump down are symbolic, but it's just no fun.

And, I absolutely hate the labyrinth. So damn boring.

Going for the In Water ending this time. smile
Edit: Got it!
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FlamingTP
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 •01/30/2012 01:43 AM (UTC) •
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oh balls
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Icebaby
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 •01/30/2012 01:43 AM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
So I went to see Joe Rogan perform the other day. He was talking about how his wife was delivering one of his kids and he said that, "you can't have sex after six weeks when you give birth," and I hear some woman scream out, "why?"

Why? Why? Are you FUCKING kidding me?

First off, you are literally popping out, not crapping out because I don't know one instance where a kid came out anally, you are literally popping out a 7-10 pound gift of life between your legs. Secondly, do you know how flabby you would be? Here's something, the doctors has to cut your vaj in order for that kid to pop its head out of you.

You think you'd be perfectly fine just walking out of the hospital ready to fuck once more? No. I may not have the experience of child birthing just yet, but from the amount of stories I've heard from my mom, my friends and cousins and such... Believe me, you're not going to want sex for a while after you pop a kid out of you.

You just don't want to... Not for a while.


You went for his comedy?


It was actually my first time seeing him perform, I didn't even realized the guy did comedy.

It was at least something to do on a Friday night.
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 •01/30/2012 01:55 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
So I went to see Joe Rogan perform the other day. He was talking about how his wife was delivering one of his kids and he said that, "you can't have sex after six weeks when you give birth," and I hear some woman scream out, "why?"

Why? Why? Are you FUCKING kidding me?

First off, you are literally popping out, not crapping out because I don't know one instance where a kid came out anally, you are literally popping out a 7-10 pound gift of life between your legs. Secondly, do you know how flabby you would be? Here's something, the doctors has to cut your vaj in order for that kid to pop its head out of you.

You think you'd be perfectly fine just walking out of the hospital ready to fuck once more? No. I may not have the experience of child birthing just yet, but from the amount of stories I've heard from my mom, my friends and cousins and such... Believe me, you're not going to want sex for a while after you pop a kid out of you.

You just don't want to... Not for a while.


You went for his comedy?


It was actually my first time seeing him perform, I didn't even realized the guy did comedy.

It was at least something to do on a Friday night.


I have a massive amount of respect for Joe Rogan... As a former fighter and as a UFC commentator. But as a comedian well... Not so much. I watched one of his specials and I just sat and wondered. Why he would even think he was funny.
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 •01/30/2012 02:39 AM (UTC) •
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Yeah, I'm going to agree, his comedy wasn't really that funny.

Even the people that are the warmer ups, they weren't funny at all.

It's one thing to have some 42-year old man coming onto the stage shouting, "how are you fucking cock suckers tonight?" for like your opening phrase.

But to repeating it over and over again was getting way too repetitive...

The guy was just telling how he loves pot so much and he's sweating up a storm, I swear to god I thought the guy was going to have a heart attack right there on the stage because he was getting so our of breath with his stories.

The second person who came on wasn't even funny at all. You can tell this had to be her second or third time because her stories were really not that funny and you could see that she was trying so hard to figure out what would please the crowd rather than telling us that she is from our city as well.

The third guy was all right, and then it was Rogan who was up there for an hour and a half. That's a lot of time for comedy.

But honestly, I laughed about four times, like really laughed, for four times. I wasn't really finding too much stuff funny.
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 •01/30/2012 02:42 AM (UTC) •
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I'm going to see Gabriel Iglesias in april. I hope he has more cop jokes.
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 •01/30/2012 03:19 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
I'm going to see Gabriel Iglesias in april. I hope he has more cop jokes.

Lucky bastard.
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daryui
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 •01/30/2012 03:24 AM (UTC) •
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Only ate junk all day.
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Toxik
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 •01/30/2012 03:30 AM (UTC) •
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Ummm...
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(Erik)
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 •01/30/2012 03:38 AM (UTC) •
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Is Joe Rogan the guy from Fear Factor?
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •01/30/2012 03:48 AM (UTC) •
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So I got the MGS HD collection and MGS4 last week, which means I finally own every MGS game except for Ac!d and Ghost Babel. As such, I've been playing the series in order of release; I just finished MG2, and it's time for MGS.
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 •01/30/2012 03:59 AM (UTC) •
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Saw the movie 50/50 today. Probably my favorite film of 2011, and I'll admit I cried a little. If you haven't seen it yet, go check it out.
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Get that ass BANNED

•01/30/2012 04:05 AM (UTC) •
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Ohhh you're going by the numbers, not the storyline. Me, I just wanna beat 3 then PW then 2. I still portable ops though and 4 and MGS1. FACK.
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 •01/30/2012 04:15 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
Ohhh you're going by the numbers, not the storyline. Me, I just wanna beat 3 then PW then 2. I still portable ops though and 4 and MGS1. FACK.
Well I haven't played MGS4 yet, so I'm trying to lead up to it, and when it's done I'll mess around in PW's Co-Ops or somethiing.
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 •01/30/2012 04:18 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
Is Joe Rogan the guy from Fear Factor?


I can't stand that guy. I love the challenges on Fear Factor, but I dont watch the show because of him. He is so annoying and that stupid voice of his...
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ShingoEX
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 •01/30/2012 04:21 AM (UTC) •
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Every job I've every had was tough as nails to get, and easy to keep.

My history of friends is just the opposite.
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 •01/30/2012 04:50 AM (UTC) •
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So I was sick today with a sore throat and a fever. I only had cough drops that tasted horrible though. My girlfriend randomly shows up at my house with Cough drops, tissues, and chap stick (my lips have been really dry for some reason?). Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
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Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

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 •01/30/2012 05:04 AM (UTC) •
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Her spider sense was tingling.
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ShingoEX
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 •01/30/2012 05:08 AM (UTC) •
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I apparently have the power to beat wives.

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Shadaloo
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MK Khronology: 58.49% complete...
 •01/30/2012 05:11 AM (UTC) •
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*Violently and repeatedly stabs PC's DVD drive with a large butcher's knife*
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 •01/30/2012 05:12 AM (UTC) •
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I hate the feeling when your lips start to soon feel chapped. I hate that feeling more than the pulse that was going on when I skid my knee really bad during my sophomore year of high school on my softball team.

I have a permanent scar from that, all because the coach was ticked off that 90% of the team didn't have their sliding pads with them. I can't remember if I was amongst the 90% or not, but he made sure that everyone knew how much it sucked not having one so we all had to slide on the gravel.

I know my knee was busted open the worse because I cannot slide right.

Due to this, I had one heck of nasty cut, it got infected, and the puss kept seeping through the bandages and onto my pants. The healing process of it... SUCKED...

Although I remember that day exactly because after softball practice was over, my brother, his one friend, my cousin and myself all had tickets to a WWE Raw event, and that was my first live performance for that show I went to.
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 •01/30/2012 05:17 AM (UTC) •
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What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't make a "fart" sound when you pull your meat out.
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 •01/30/2012 05:25 AM (UTC) •
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