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GodlyShinnok
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 •02/01/2012 06:33 AM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
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@Jirounbo and GodlyShinnok: The demo's so hard, yet so addicting


Its insanely fun. I got the hang of it and went on a 5 killstreak. Then was blown to kibbles and bits


I won twice grin with the truck lol. Insane stamina and hard hitter but very slow.
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 •02/01/2012 06:38 AM (UTC) •
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GodlyShinnok Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
mkwhopper Wrote:
@Jirounbo and GodlyShinnok: The demo's so hard, yet so addicting


Its insanely fun. I got the hang of it and went on a 5 killstreak. Then was blown to kibbles and bits


I won twice grin with the truck lol. Insane stamina and hard hitter but very slow.


I use Outlaws car. That SUV turret is a beast. It also handles nicely. Wish they would've had yellowjacket's cab.
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 •02/01/2012 06:44 AM (UTC) •
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I usually use the Outlaw, I should try out the Truck next. Which gangs did you guys use? The Clowns(Needles a.k.a Sweet Tooth), The Holy Men(Preacher), The Dolls(Dollface) or one by Mr. Grimm(forgot the gang name)?
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 •02/01/2012 06:47 AM (UTC) •
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
lads im like, really confused. There's a straight guy I know who told me tonight he has no problems swinging both ways. Thing is, I've thought he was gorgeous since I met him, and the other gay guy I know who knows him recons he's a bit on the gay side too.

It might sound complicated but the man has 3 kids and I reckon he's kinda curious not only from the look in his eye but the way he behaves around me. But dear jesus he's a beaut and I wouldn't mind a bit of him. I'm just too afraid to flirt with him. I mean, technically he's with a girl and had kids for her, yet he tells me he finds me hot and is happy to tell me he has no objections to swinging both ways with a few drinks on him. I'm confused. Do I make the first move? How? Is it wise to? He walked me home tonight and I just wanted to pin him to a car bonnet and maul the life out of him. What do I do? He's completely irresistable, but I don't want to make a show of myself chatting him up when he knows I'm gay and I'm not guaranteed a response. Wtf do I do like?


If I were you I'd fuck the shit out of him. The only thing that is going to result is him being more sure of where he wants to be in his life. Plus you get to fuck your beauty. If it breaks his family apart, then good. Because they're going to fall apart anyways. If it wasn't you now, it'd be someone else later. And the sooner they realize they're not meant to be the better because then they can find who they are meant to be with. And best case scenario you suck and you're awful and you turn him off from guys forever and then he lives happily ever after with his wife and kids and you have tons of awesome hot sex with tons of other awesome hot people.
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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •02/01/2012 06:49 AM (UTC) •
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mkwhopper Wrote:
I usually use the Outlaw, I should try out the Truck next. Which gangs did you guys use? The Clowns(Needles a.k.a Sweet Tooth), The Holy Men(Preacher), The Dolls(Dollface) or one by Mr. Grimm(forgot the gang name)?


I use the holy men. Just because I wanted to try something different.

Sidenote: TM's soundtrack kicks ass!! I heard "More Human than Human" playing and it felt like Twisted Metal 3 again.
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redman
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 •02/01/2012 06:55 AM (UTC) •
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Ninja, those were some fun matches man.
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Torchia
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 •02/01/2012 07:02 AM (UTC) •
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...Worst day ever. Just got laid off from my job.

Now would be the best time to donate to the Torchia Need a Little Cash fund.

I'm in the worst place right now. I can't believe this.
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/01/2012 07:08 AM (UTC) •
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I would play if my punk ass sister and her pedo boyfriend weren't watching TV.
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 •02/01/2012 07:11 AM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
...Worst day ever. Just got laid


When you are under influences you read that far into a post and stop reading and wonder how that could possibly be the worst day ever.

But when you're sober you read further and the compassionate part of your soul wishes Torchia the best in life.
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 •02/01/2012 07:12 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
I would play if my punk ass sister and her pedo boyfriend weren't watching TV.


I take it he is significantly older than her?

@Torchia Sorry to hear that, man. I wish I could help, but we're in the same shitty boat.
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 •02/01/2012 07:12 AM (UTC) •
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glad I'm not the only one loving Outlaw. I'm gonna try Reaper more though, and maybe Talon. (they both suck in single player due to weak armor). Also I prefer The Skulls (Grimms gang).
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/01/2012 07:15 AM (UTC) •
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Nah, he has a criminal record for being a sexual offender or whatever. So, I just call him pedo nowadays.
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redman
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 •02/01/2012 08:04 AM (UTC) •
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Soo tired
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J-spit
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 •02/01/2012 08:07 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
Nah, he has a criminal record for being a sexual offender or whatever. So, I just call him pedo nowadays.


I reckon he needs to not be her boyfriend no more.
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 •02/01/2012 08:31 AM (UTC) •
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Damn, that really sucks torchia. Best of luck to you in finding a new job. Its tough out there. I would donate, but I'm broker than a joke.

In other news, I totally got cocked blocked today by one of my best friends. Thanks buddy, I could of used gettin laid and some female attention. Oh well I suppose.

In other other news. My birthday is like a month and half away or so, and I still have no idea what I wanna do for it. Most likely nothing, which sucks since its my 18th birthday.
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/01/2012 08:36 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
Nah, he has a criminal record for being a sexual offender or whatever. So, I just call him pedo nowadays.


I reckon he needs to not be her boyfriend no more.


Well she's an idiot
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 •02/01/2012 09:08 AM (UTC) •
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Picked up Quan Cheez a few mins ago. Interesting character


I like the jibberish he shouts when he does his specials.


Nothing beats MK4 Subby's battle cry of "Red Piano"
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ShingoEX
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 •02/01/2012 11:30 AM (UTC) •
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Steel Reserve sounds less like a lager and more like something scraped off a piece of machinery. That explains the taste.

Also, its "211" label (despite being the medieval symbol for steel) explains why there are so many liquor store thefts. 211 is police code for "robbery".
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ShingoEX
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 •02/01/2012 12:21 PM (UTC) •
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I'm sick of XB360 fighting game reviewers giving games a lower score because of the 360 control pad. There are other controller options available.

It's like rating a car as "bad" because you've got an idiot behind the wheel. ZERO LOGIC.
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ShingoEX
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 •02/01/2012 12:40 PM (UTC) •
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Piracy, ironically enough, actually HELPS the respective industries and the current wave of "stop pirates to help business" is also, ironically enough, threatening jobs.
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ShingoEX
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 •02/01/2012 12:50 PM (UTC) •
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I've always wondered why Christians gather en mass at large, extravagant churches and study about how one should be humble and pray in solitude.
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ShingoEX
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 •02/01/2012 01:13 PM (UTC) •
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There is only one fear I'd want. I'd want someone who loved me for who I am, and I'd want the fear of losing her to motivate me.
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 •02/01/2012 01:51 PM (UTC) •
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Holy shit, a sextuple-post
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Zmoke
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 •02/01/2012 01:53 PM (UTC) •
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Can this be the answer to your dilemma, mister?
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/01/2012 01:56 PM (UTC) •
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Jesus, whats with the multiple posts?
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