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I'm Irish and I don't like Guinness.

I live next to the storehouse and I can smell the barley and hops and god knows what else they mix in there on a constant basis. I just don't see the appeal, it tastes disgusting.

Pass me a bowl of pasta, or a lasagne, or some thai food, and I'm good to go though. But no Guinness. Guinness can go away.

And that's exactly why I do not hunt. The meat was a gift, plus I have 3 pet deer.

I can't eat meat if it's on a bone.

I've decided to be a nude figure model.

I'm a regular at the store around here and they throw it all on there. Shouldn't your hunger be Irish?

Well I am an obese with an insatiable appetite that requires large portions. I feel like those qualities are attributable more to me being American than me being Irish. I only display the Irish flag on here because my family is Irish. Or at least, they came over to the U.S. in 1914.

Badass. You're not obese though. O_o

The curse of being skinny. I call myself obese all the time as a joke because I never stop eating. We're just insatiable gluttons caught in remarkably slim bodies.

*woe is us*

I hate penguins

Toxik: always talkin' dirty.

I'd like you guys to take a listen to yet another project on a whole other spectrum. Trance.

Awesome Bystander with cover art by our very own Siklootd!

Then.......you dead to me. :P

I know I'm not obese. It's just weird. Like I used to be really skinny and now I'm just average sized and I feel like I've gotten so fat. I kind of wish I was a fat kid and instead have developed into this average body. I'd probably be happier.

I just don't see why people like them. Ugly looking creatures. Plus they can't fly. Why do we even call them birds?

It's the same principle why some people would rather call dolphins and whales fish instead of mammals.

I hate birds in general. But I hate penguins the most. I'm more of a polar bear kinda of guy.

That awkward moment when Yoshi is a dinosaur.

Fixed:

Banjo-Kazooie was the 3rd or 4th game I got for the N64. I played that game to death. The only jiggies that really pissed me off were the Boggy sled race, and the 'eat the worms' minigame with the other crocodile.

Banjo-Tooie is pretty good. They made a lot of significant gameplay improvements, though the atmosphere and story aren't nearly as good as Banjo-Kazooie's. It had several fun levels, though.

Yeah, Mr. Vile's puzzle is a very difficult one, but I found a walkthrough that showed a heck of a better way to do it. The user goes by the name Slowflake and there's a way where he showed it where you get to use Kazooie's fast running shoes as a way to make the croc transformation even faster and you're stuck with that for the entire duration of the transformation.

Nifty little thing I never knew about. I mean, before I used to beat Mr. Vile's puzzle, but it always took me at least three or four tries.

And with Banjo-Tooie, I don't know about it. I mean I am playing the first level and all, but it just seems complete different and much slower than the first.

Not sure why I never bought Kazooie and Tooie on XBL. I enjoyed them when they were in my possession.

When can we see Timber make an appearance beyond DKR?

Ah, cool. I'll have to check that out.

So, you're in the Mayahem level? I remember that one wasn't very fun.
Glitter Gulch Mine is a little better. Once you get a little further, the levels became less boring, like Witchyworld, Cloud Cuckooland, or Jolly Roger's Lagoon.

Banjo-Tooie = best 3D platformer for me. The atmosphere was better in Banjo-Kazooie but Tooie improved a lot in the gameplay department.

Also, worst levels ever = Rusty Bucket Bay and Grunty's Industries.