I beat Banjo-Tooie. I never played Banjo-Kazooie.

Absolutely correct. I despise those levels.

Super fixed:

Drew the most badass hedgehog in art class today...

Best Cartoon intro music ever!

The 80s had some of the best cartoons. :)

You know what is so funny about hate mail on XBL, it's the same type of person that sends it to you every time. Cant we just play a nice game of GOW3 or GCI without someone being a total douche? No? Damn.

My boyfriend called me just recently, he got out of the gym and headed to his dorm. Found my little note and wanted to thank me ever so much for cleaning around his place before I left. I washed and dried the dishes and made his bed. He tells me that no other girlfriend of his was ever this nice to him to do such a thing like that.

Hey, I thought it would be a nice gesture to do since I know how much he hates it and I don't think it's good for him to come home to a messy place. Besides, I had to clean up things anyways today, gotta tidy my bed before he comes over because that's the only thing that isn't done.

The Polish in me is obviously showing right now.

But I stole is Valentine Candy... He wasn't going to eat it anyways since he's in body toning mode right now

Lethargy today or not-quite bust.

Played Twisted Metal today at work. Had preordered it and paid in full but had to cancel and get a refund as I need the money for the next week.

Do want ;_;

That better not be directed at me. ._.

Not directed at anyone lol

Going out tonight.

It's my friend's birthday and I plan to buy precisely one beer and one SOTB.

Yes it stands for what you think and lord it is a tasty drink!

If I happen to dance with another random girl and fondle her all over, that'll just be icing on the metaphorical cake.

(Do not eat the cake, for the icing may very well be semen)

I hate always being the one to provide the liquor. I thought when everyone turned 21 that they would stop being such mooches. But why am I surprised. I was still the person supplying the liquor when I was the only one not 21.

I'm unemployed and moneyless (usually) so that was my only excuse last week. Personally, I feel it you can pay for your drink, you should.

I wasn't too keen on having my drinks bought for me by my friends, but they say they got me. Not tonight though. $5 spending limit will get me buzzed enough. The bar we're going to is awesome and the bartender likes to give us maximum liquor. I hope she's there tonight and the other one who's single and extra cute.

I see a pattern when I post. They always end up running on.

My friend just said he was going out for a beer run. I asked him to pick me up a 12 pack. And then while he was out, another friend wanted vodka. So I asked him if he could pick up vodka too, and he's like "why we're just drinking your beer." And I was like what. And then he returns with my 12 pack. And I'm like, wow that's some beer run you went on. Basically. You just got me buy you beer. And he didn't even get vodka. God. Idiots.

And I mean there's women here too. I guess they're going to drink my beer because women are incapable of buying their own drinks. I mean sure I don't care about supplying drinks for social festivities. But I mean. It's me and my cash every single fucking time and it gets old so fast. And it's not like any of these girls are even my girlfriend. So pissed off right now.
But the real reason I'm mad is because I was like, people can you leave me alone I have to do an assignment where I have to film something and I can't have you around distracting me and making noise in the background. This is what inspired them to kill time by going to the liquor store. And then they came back and knocked on my door and ruined everything and my recording and now I have to start all over. Argh.

^ Scumbag behavior.

I am a poor college student.

Portlandia!!!

Went for a walk.

So after tonight I hate cops and dislike Hipsters with a passion.