I can't think of anything else more moral than oral.

Good luck icebaby hope the meeting goes well.

Heh, Starburns.
Mass Effect 3 comments:

Fuckin Mike Z needs to release the release date for skullgirls.

Oh shit sorry dude.

No no no do not worry this is similar to the wrex thing in mass effect 2 where if you start a new game with no mass effect 1 file you wont be seeing him around and its default is that he died.


Sorry, tried to avoid any spoiler events

Played MKD for atleast 6 hours today, finished konquest, and it was a lot of fun. Brings back alot of memories.

In West Uganda born and raised, on the battlefield is where I spent most of my days. Chilling' out, maxin' reloadin' all cool and taking some African kids out of their school. When a couple of liberals started making me fret, started making trouble on the Internet. They started one campaign and my men demanded, they said "You're moving' with your kids to a barracks in Sudan."

I whistled for a van and when it came near, it was a school bus with armed kids in the rear. If anything I could've went to a few villages and installed more fear, but I thought "Nah forget it, kids we're outta here."

I pulled up in Sudan 'bout 7 or 8 and I yelled to Museveni "Umad smell ya later", looked at my army composed of my homies, an' sat on my throne 'cause I'm Joseph motherfuckin' Kony.

Repurpose the Fresh Prince theme with other things.

Mortal Kombat? Dead Space? Mass Effect? It would all be awesome.

This is gold.

So now I've realized I may have a small case of arachnophobia. (Or maybe just bugs bigger than ants in general.) That's ironic, considering Spider-Man is my favorite Marvel superhero. What helped Spider-Man become my favorite is that Symbiote he has worn, then eventually rejected. The Symbiote bonded with Eddie Brock, creating Venom.

I saw a Fresh Prince of Kanto thing once...

Fresh Prince of Death Star

Fresh Prince of Six Flags

Fresh Tank Engine

I meant with situation appropriate lyrics.

Not only do I believe dogs have souls, but I really think that they are people, just shorter and furrier, and a lot less evil.

Lol I agree on this. I sometimes wonder if my dog is like a lost ancestor or something haha.

I can't put down MKD. Seriously. I'm hooked. This game is so much fun. Dairou ftw!!! Oh.. And i'm the only one online.

Hello strangers! ;)

^ Unfortunate.

In other news, I've been having crazy nosebleeds and I'm sick (getting bover it now) so needless to say, last night was uncomfortable. I wouldn't classify it as sleep when I'm fully aware. Now my eyes are killing me and I can't think on an intellectual level.

I'm afraid of how my body will be tomorrow when I have a performance to do. I don't want to bail, but I also don't want to have sudden nosebleeds on stage. It makes my face uncomfortable and eventually it'd cause me to pause. I'm scared as fuck right now!

Found this online a while back, I don't know if you're much of a Pokemon fan, but I enjoyed it.

I feel the opposite. It upsets me to see so many people in the world who do not even know Snooki on a personal level make judgments about whether or not she is going to be a good mother. Nobody's perfect. At least her child will be loved and financially secure. That's more than most people have.

In other news, I went down to Atlantic City last night and this girl was getting finger banged right in the middle of the dance floor. Not even like, on the down low. The dude rolled up her skirt to her belly button, and she wasn't even wearing panties. That was the highlight of my night.

You're right, nobody is perfect. But honestly, I can't see her being a mother, especially with what we've been shown the past few years when she came into our media lives. When she proves me wrong, I'll come to accept that she'll be a suitable mother, but right now, I still can't grasp that she's becoming one, since she's got such a wild life.

It's only because I had a few friends who were exactly like her. Out partying all day long, could care less about school. Always drunk. And one day, they get that terrifying message that they're pregnant.

Two put their kids up for adoption, one aborted, and one actually became a suitable mother. Their lives are exactly like Nicole's life, without the money and fame of course, and that just gave me a clear message: Party-like girls shouldn't become mothers at a very young age.

Of course it always varies with the person, but I don't think most people in this culture are ready to be mothers at a very young age. I feel like you were talking about girls still in school that did not have their lives figured out. Snooki's 24. I think 24 is a good age to have a child. My parents had me when they were 24, so that's my frame of reference. You have to understand that what Snooki shows you is her brand. Her job is a celebrity figure. It's like acting. Performance art some might say. What you see isn't the whole picture of who she is. But yeah, obviously what you see looks like it'd be a terrible mother. But it's just a character. Think about your favourite actors. Would you think that they'd make terrible parents just because they played a role as a maniac in one of their films? I don't know. I think people are just too quick to throw shade.