This is comedy gold. Watch them all if you have the chance.

Also, I hate when I end up on the strange part of Youtube. Gotta stop clicking links.

Flameshang is a pimp, sorry about such a grim fate, Overkill and happy birthday, m0s3ph. I've missed a bunch in a page or two.

I've spent an entire day with a romantic prospect and then we "slept" the night away cuddling for most of it.

I say "sleep" not because we were attempting to do anything else, but because I couldn't fucking sleep. I had clothes on and I was either on my side or back which never works out for me.

No denying that I had a good time allthewhile though. I simply enjoyed her hand caressing random parts of my body. Arm, chest and all that jazz. I even managed to spank dat ass a little.

This is an awesome start to my weekend!

Who does that bitch think she is, typing in lowercase and shit. Acting like she owns the place...

My night was pretty good.

My 2 buddies graduated so it was party time. One left to go with family, so I went with the other to his house for a BBQ with some friends from high school and they all left like 10 minutes when we got there (assholes) so we had lots of food and shit by our selves but no biggie.

Then later that night, we got some alcohol and some weed and Errbody started tokin it up (except me) played some nice water pong, had this glorious orange cream drink which was awesome. Made some new friends with my friends brothers neighbors. I had a few shots of fireball and called it good.

A small party like that I can enjoy. A nice drink. A couple nice people you know and some you don't. Yesterday night was awesome. Cheers to class of 2012. Now... I crave some cola and mcmuffins from McDonald's since I don't feel all that well right now. I'm going back to sleep.

While it may have been awful, you can't deny the awesome that is leaning to feel water flow out of your ear like a faucet.

You lucky dog. I miss cuddling with my gf. And occasionally smacking dat ass...

i just finished beating it to the beat of beat it and now I cant feel it

I dreamed about Alien vs. Predator vs. the Mummy and it was scary.

I had a fucked up dream when I fell asleep watching ghost hunters, because the episode dealt with two guys who sacrificed a woman to Satan and threw her head down a well.

And in my dream I basically watched these two guys kill this woman, and I was like glued to the floor because I could not move at all.

Fucking UGHHHH I can't find my DOA Dimensions

I had a dream that Gabe Newell was one of my school teachers. It was awesome, but then we started to fight each other. In the Mercy map from Gears of War 3. No guns were involved, but fists were flying. Oh, and I kept killing Queen Myraah and stealing her pack of cigs she apparently carries in her left chest pocket. I didn't smoke them, but I gave them to the rest of the COG and then I kicked her in the face.

im been ded srs wut da fuq

No chain saw finishers?!? No curbstomping?!? What kind of Gears dream is this?!?

I don't know man. It was weird too because I went up to do the punching finisher to Myraah, but I guess I didn't hold the button long enough...whatever button there was to press. So I kicked her in the face while she was down. It was so weird dude. This all started from my house, and then reality took a turn into a brick wall.

As a person who is extremely ticklish, I find that to be very pleasing when it comes out.

My grandmother bought whole milk because it was $0.10 cheaper than 2% milk and now I know why I am fat.

That's what she said

That's what he wrote!

That's what he quoted!

Happy birthday m0s3ph!

That's what he did!

Happeh birfday m0s3pH!

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Yesterday, I fought a viciously good Mileena player. No matches were won, only lost. What's interesting about this encounter is that the two times I got closest to beating this Mileena player, was with Freddy Krueger. Confidence in using Frederick as a viable option against my personal bad matchups gained!

That's when I go to RedTube YouTube to find out what she said again!

Happy Birthday m0s3pH.

In unrelated news, I just went on the other side of town for nothing.

I love wasting my own damn time on stupid things that didn't even require my attention in the first place.

My face when people actually remove the extra line breaks in quotes.

My face when MKO V8 arrives and addresses that issue.