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NoobSaibot5
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 •06/12/2012 02:33 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.

On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.


You got a bj?


Not since 4 days ago. And at that, I sadly didn't recieve one.

*dramatically weeps and exits the room*
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/12/2012 03:09 PM (UTC) •
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Potato Salad
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Potato Salad


Macaroni Salad
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Zmoke
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 •06/12/2012 03:27 PM (UTC) •
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Ion3008 Wrote:
Macaroni Salad

holey macaroni
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J-spit
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Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

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 •06/12/2012 03:56 PM (UTC) •
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.

On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.


You got a bj?


Not since 4 days ago. And at that, I sadly didn't recieve one.

*dramatically weeps and exits the room*


There there, good sir.

I finally have a copy of Deus Ex: Human Revolution! Time to clap everybody and face zero consequences!
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•06/12/2012 03:58 PM (UTC) •
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I love potato salad. I have a strong dislike for macaroni salad.
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[Killswitch]
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •06/12/2012 04:26 PM (UTC) •
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Heading to good 'ol LBC.
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/12/2012 04:43 PM (UTC) •
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Heading to good 'ol LBC.
I was born there...
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•06/12/2012 04:46 PM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
[Killswitch] Wrote:
Heading to good 'ol LBC.
I was born there...


We 3 Californians.
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Chryo_Spyder
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Real All The Damn Time
 •06/12/2012 05:35 PM (UTC) •
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Toaster Strudels,anyone?...
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Unknown265
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 •06/12/2012 06:32 PM (UTC) •
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Chryo_Spyder Wrote:
Toaster Strudels,anyone?...


It has been many years since I've eaten one o' those.
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 •06/12/2012 06:34 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.

On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.


You got a bj?


The wetter the better.
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Icebaby
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 •06/12/2012 07:51 PM (UTC) •
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Charlize Theron: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?

Mirror: Well, you but also Kristen Stewart.

O.O

What?
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NoobSaibot5
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 •06/12/2012 08:21 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.

On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.


You got a bj?


The wetter the better.


You think so? I dunno. Sometimes too wet is a bad thing.
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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •06/12/2012 08:35 PM (UTC) •
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I must not be very ambitious because my biggest goal in life is to do a flip on a pogo stick.
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xB$INx
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 •06/12/2012 09:09 PM (UTC) •
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I must not be very ambitious because my biggest goal in life is to do a flip on a pogo stick.


It's the simple things in life.
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Nephrite
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 •06/12/2012 10:14 PM (UTC) •
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Headache. sad
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.

On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.


You got a bj?


The wetter the better.


You think so? I dunno. Sometimes too wet is a bad thing.


Exactly You don't want to be slobbering all over it.
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 •06/12/2012 10:50 PM (UTC) •
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Apparently I'm dating someone.

I'm not being sarcastic when I say "I'm looking forward to more". My sister wants to know if we're dating exclusively.
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KingBellsprout
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 •06/12/2012 11:19 PM (UTC) •
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Well
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UNdiscovered
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 •06/13/2012 12:53 AM (UTC) •
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tits or ass

choose
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/13/2012 01:02 AM (UTC) •
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tits or ass

choose
yes
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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •06/13/2012 01:07 AM (UTC) •
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I understand that disappointment is inevitable, but in all my life I have never been so disappointed. I hate the fact that I'm not surprised.
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 •06/13/2012 01:09 AM (UTC) •
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Watching Jackass 2... Is it kind of sad that I completely forgot that Dunn is dead?
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •06/13/2012 01:15 AM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
I understand that disappointment is inevitable, but in all my life I have never been so disappointed. I hate the fact that I'm not surprised.
failed pogo flip?
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