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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •06/13/2012 01:20 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
I understand that disappointment is inevitable, but in all my life I have never been so disappointed. I hate the fact that I'm not surprised.
failed pogo flip?


If I even tried one of two things would happen:

1. I bounce off the ground, lose balance and break my ass

2. I bounce off the ground, lose balance and break my neck

No it's that my cousin who is like a brother to me can't come up to see me. His dad is such a prick, never let's him come see us.
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(Erik)
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 •06/13/2012 01:31 AM (UTC) •
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Ion3008 Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.
On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.

You got a bj?

The wetter the better.

You think so? I dunno. Sometimes too wet is a bad thing.

Exactly You don't want to be slobbering all over it.


I like it sloppy.
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J-spit
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 •06/13/2012 01:44 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
Ion3008 Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.
On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.

You got a bj?

The wetter the better.

You think so? I dunno. Sometimes too wet is a bad thing.

Exactly You don't want to be slobbering all over it.


I like it sloppy.


It's not the sloppiness I'm concerned with. It's what happens to that sperm.

I had someone tell me she'd totally take it all in her mouth. No swallowing though. I was both shocked and turned on.

.....wonder what my new prospect would do......I'll ask eventually.
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•06/13/2012 01:47 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Ion3008 Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.
On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.

You got a bj?

The wetter the better.

You think so? I dunno. Sometimes too wet is a bad thing.

Exactly You don't want to be slobbering all over it.


I like it sloppy.


It's not the sloppiness I'm concerned with. It's what happens to that sperm.

I had someone tell me she'd totally take it all in her mouth. No swallowing though. I was both shocked and turned on.

.....wonder what my new prospect would do......I'll ask eventually.

Yeah, thats when she grows balls and tries to kiss you on the mouth after you busted all over her mouth and face.
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 •06/13/2012 02:09 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Ion3008 Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:I also speak very dry, I've a weird sense of humour which on other forums offends the shit out of people for some weird reason. Half of the time my finger does hover over the post button like I'm about to press some sort of detonator.

On a lighter note, blowjobs, butterflies, coffee and blankets.

You got a bj?

The wetter the better.

You think so? I dunno. Sometimes too wet is a bad thing.

Exactly You don't want to be slobbering all over it.

I like it sloppy.

It's not the sloppiness I'm concerned with. It's what happens to that sperm.

I had someone tell me she'd totally take it all in her mouth. No swallowing though. I was both shocked and turned on.
.....wonder what my new prospect would do......I'll ask eventually.

Yeah, thats when she grows balls and tries to kiss you on the mouth after you busted all over her mouth and face.


Spitters are quitters.

And snowballers, ... I didn't really know they existed. wow
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Icebaby
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 •06/13/2012 02:31 AM (UTC) •
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What about teeth?
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UNdiscovered
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 •06/13/2012 02:38 AM (UTC) •
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Wow look mko users taking about slobbery blowjobs

how classy

the fuck have we come to

come on guys

come on
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AlphaQ_Up
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If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout, then get the f*** out!

 •06/13/2012 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
Wow look mko users taking about slobbery blowjobs

how classy

the fuck have we come to

come on guys

come on



Yup, talking about slobbery blowjobs isn't classy enough for a forum about a game where peoples guts spill out, heads ripped off, and bodies are sliced in half.
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[Killswitch]
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •06/13/2012 02:51 AM (UTC) •
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Back from Long Beach. Now I'm just kicking back with a large order of McDonald's french fries and watching "Aliens".

Game over man. Game over.
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Icebaby
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 •06/13/2012 03:03 AM (UTC) •
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I love hanging out by the pool.
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UNdiscovered
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 •06/13/2012 03:04 AM (UTC) •
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AlphaQ_Up Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
Wow look mko users taking about slobbery blowjobs

how classy

the fuck have we come to

come on guys

come on



Yup, talking about slobbery blowjobs isn't classy enough for a forum about a game where peoples guts spill out, heads ripped off, and bodies are sliced in half.


You obviously didn't see what I did there
this is really awks now
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 •06/13/2012 03:06 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
What about teeth?


What about them?

OBJECTION! Shouldn't be in the equation!
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(Erik)
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 •06/13/2012 03:06 AM (UTC) •
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I have my first post-graduation job interview next week at an accounting firm. I hope that I get hired, because I would love to be able to afford to move out as soon as possible and pay off my student loans early.
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 •06/13/2012 03:10 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
What about teeth?


What about them?

OBJECTION! Shouldn't be in the equation!


I remember a long time ago, I was getting a lecture from a few of my friends about sex. I'll admit, I was your typical "Miss Innocent" back during high school and completely oblivious to a lot of stuff. I did get the sex talk, but some of the stuff these guys were saying were not apart of the whole talk.

So, someone told me about how they actually enjoy teeth being used for blowjobs... I thought that would hurt them, wouldn't they? Well... when used in a way where it would... I just had to ask, "what about teeth?"
J-spit Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
What about teeth?


What about them?

OBJECTION! Shouldn't be in the equation!


This.
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UNdiscovered
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 •06/13/2012 03:21 AM (UTC) •
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what about bass to mouth
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•06/13/2012 03:30 AM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
what about bass to mouth

Dat ass better have had Listerine all up in it.
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SubMan799
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 •06/13/2012 04:10 AM (UTC) •
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well that didn't work out
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mkwhopper
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 •06/13/2012 04:11 AM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
tits or ass

choose

Both mah nigga
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•06/13/2012 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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How is it that not one person in my damn city wants to buy a Batman Arkham City with Catwoman for the Ps3 FOR ONLY 20 FUCKING DOLLARS. Thats all I ask, Sheesh.
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 •06/13/2012 04:59 AM (UTC) •
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I saw what Undiscovered did there
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 •06/13/2012 05:17 AM (UTC) •
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Antonio Banderas has officially been inducted into my family. Holy balls does he hit like a champ.
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Get that ass BANNED

•06/13/2012 05:21 AM (UTC) •
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Antonio Banderas has officially been inducted into my family. Holy balls does he hit like a champ.

And here I thought you were talking about the actor. Damn.
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 •06/13/2012 05:31 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
Antonio Banderas has officially been inducted into my family. Holy balls does he hit like a champ.

And here I thought you were talking about the actor. Damn.


LOL
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 •06/13/2012 07:15 AM (UTC) •
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
Antonio Banderas has officially been inducted into my family. Holy balls does he hit like a champ.

And here I thought you were talking about the actor. Damn.


LOL


LOL, indeed.

Zorro!
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